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Peter Jackson returns to Middle-Earth, but ends up trapped in the Uncanny Valley with the The Hobbit: An Unexpected Journey, the first entry in his Lord of the Rings prequel trilogy.…
The title characters of Rise of the Guardians want you to have a holiday season full of hope and wonder…or else. WARNING: HAPPY “MAY CONTAIN MILD SPOILERS” DAY! (NOTE:…
Christina Aguilera‘s big voice and big attitude combine for an album that’s a big return to her strongest suits with Lotus. Christina Aguilera’s been through a lot…
Silent Hill: Revelation sort of picks up where its predecessor left off and sort of ties the films in with the games. It only sort of succeeds (but it gets points for trying). WARNING:…
The demon of diminishing returns haunts the frames of Paranormal Activity 4, a film that begs, borrows and steals from other, better horror films…including its predecessors. WARNING:…
Sinister is a film that does something unspeakably shocking: it’s literally, honestly frightening as hell. And that’s a good thing. WARNING: MAY CONTAIN MILD, HORRIFIC SPOILERS!…
A boy defies nature and common sense to bring back his beloved dog from the dead in Frankenweenie, Tim Burton’s remake of his own 1984 short film. Sometimes it’s better…
Joseph Gordon-Levitt must literally fight the future and beat the clock in the mind-bending, finely-crafted Looper. WARNING: MAY CONTAIN MILD SPOILERS! OR MAYBE IT USED TO…OR IT WILL…
Karl Urban is a one-man justice squad in the entertaining Dredd, a winning genetic hybrid of grindhouse and graphic novel. WARNING: MAY CONTAIN MILD SPOILERS, PUNISHABLE BY ENCUBEMENT!…
Fear is a dish best served analog in the insidiously creepy found-footage horror anthology V/H/S. WARNING: MAY CONTAIN MILD SPOILERS AND POSSIBLE NIGHTMARE FUEL! A group of…
Milla Jovovich. Zombies. 3D. Resident Evil: Retribution. You can probably fill in the rest. WARNING: MAY CONTAIN MILD SPOILERS! SOME SIDE EFFECTS MAY OCCUR! The preternaturally-skilled…
Supernatural hijinks ensue in The Possession, which is not just a Jewish version of The Exorcist. (Spoiler alert: It totally is.) WARNING: GET THEE BEHIND ME, MILD SPOILERS! THE POWER…
James Purefoy goes on a roaring rampage of revenge Puritan-style in the beautifully brutal Solomon Kane. WARNING: MAY CONTAIN MILD SPOILERS AND OTHER NASTY BEASTS! Solomon Kane (James…
The studio behind Coraline releases another stop-motion mix of horror, humor and drama with the surprisingly sweet and textured ParaNorman. WARNING: MINOR SPOILERS ARE MORE AFRAID OF…
Colin Farrell does his best to prop up an unnecessary but entertaining remake of Total Recall. WARNING: MAY CONTAIN MILD SPOILERS! MAYBE…I DON’T KNOW…I CAN’T REMEMBER!…
The cinematic blast-off of Total Recall (2012) comes to theaters this weekend, and it’s at the top of my “must see” list for two reasons. When the original was released, I worked…
