Homer: Marge, he’s laughing. That means he’s happy. Has the Joker taught you nothing?
-“Love is a Many-Strangled Thing,” The Simpsons
“Ugh. This is why I avoid religion, politics and the Great Pumpkin! The level of bad things that happen to me make it clear there’s nobody lookin’ down on me ‘cept for hot guys who think I’m fugly.”
-Adam Fair, This Gay Existence #1