April 26, 2015 at 10:13PM EDT
Klaus: You see, Davina, Josh and Aiden are in love—which means they both have something to lose—thus making them all too easily manupulated, should the need arise.
Davina: It must really suck to have to be you all the time.
Klaus: It hasn’t been a picnic…honestly.
-The Originals, “Night Has a Thousand Eyes”
April 19, 2015 at 4:15PM EDT
“The Force is strong in my family…My father has it. I have it. My sister has it. You have that power, too.”
-Luke Skywalker, Star Wars: Episode VII - The Force Awakens
April 12, 2015 at 3:57PM EDT
Dean: I’m just starting to think that maybe there’s more to it all than I thought.
Father Delaney: Learning there’s more to the universe than your tiny world can be a frightening discovery. Do you truly believe in God, agent? Because that can be a comfort.
Dean: I believe there is a God. But I’m not sure he still believes in us.
-Supernatural, “Paint It Black”
April 05, 2015 at 9:17AM EDT
Captain Lance: What do I want to know? Well, was it worth it? All the pain and misery you brought back from that island? Merlyn? Slade Wilson? Wouldn’t it have been better if you had just died there?
Oliver: The reason I came back was to try and save the people of this city.
Captain Lance: I hate to break it to you, but saving people isn’t your specialty. Tommy, Hilton, your mother. My daughter. Well, now you’re set on killing Laurel, too.
Oliver: I didn’t want her to be involved in this. I didn’t want anyone to be involved in this.
Captain Lance: But you involved me. You spent a year making me look like a fool. You spent a year making me your accomplice. You have any idea what you’ve done, huh? What you’ve done to all of us, to the people you claim to care so much about? You’ve made us criminals. You’ve made us liars and victims. You, Mr. Queen, are not a hero. You’re a villain. But you know that, don’t you?
-Arrow, “Public Enemy”
March 31, 2015 at 9:19PM EDT
“The doors of a school or a restaurant or a business, held open to the public, must be open to all. The days are over where some may be denied a seat at the table simply because of who they are – or in this case, whom they love. We cannot, and must not, march backward from where we have come.”
-George Takei (MSNBC)
March 22, 2015 at 2:49PM EDT
Abbie: It’s stashed in the Masonic cell in the container we used for the Horseman’s head.
Jenny: Right, ‘cause everyone just has a head-storage jar lying around.
-Sleepy Hollow, “Awakening”
March 15, 2015 at 2:44PM EDT
“This is who we are. This is who I am. And if you think you can stop me, then you need to think again. Because I am a feeling, and I will never end. And I won’t let you hurt my planet. And I won’t let you hurt my friends. Go ahead and try and hit me if you’re able. Can’t you see that my relationship is stable? I know you think I’m not something you’re afraid of. ‘Cause you think that you’ve seen what I’m made of. But I am even more than the two of them. Everything they care about is what I am. I am their fury, I am their patience, I am a conversation.I am made of love. Of love. And it’s stronger than you.”
-Garnet, Steven Universe, “Jail Beak”
March 08, 2015 at 2:38PM EDT
Kimmy: I think I’m going to have the chef salad. Who do you like to have sex with?
Brandon: Oh, I like hairless guys with a little bit of—
Kimmy: You ARE an escritoire!
Brandon: I’m a desk? I mean, I don’t know what that means.
-Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt, “Kimmy Kisses a Boy”
February 22, 2015 at 2:17PM EST
“You were right. I was a coward. But now I know there’s something stronger than fear, far stronger. The Force. Let me show you how strong it is.”
-Kanan Jarrus, Star Wars: Rebels, “Fire Across the Galaxy”
February 15, 2015 at 6:44PM EST
“If just being born is the greatest act of creation, then what are you supposed to do after that? Isn’t everything that comes next sort of a disappointment? Slowly entropying until we deflate into a pile of mush?”
-Finn, Adventure Time, “Astral Plane”
February 08, 2015 at 6:34PM EST
“Now I’m condemned to this life of jumpsuits.”
-Effie Trinket, The Hunger Games: Mockingjay - Part 1
February 01, 2015 at 5:31PM EST
“Being scooped up by a guy clad in head-to-toe leather is a longtime fantasy of mine, so thanks.”
-Hartley Rathaway, The Flash, “The Sound and the Fury”
January 25, 2015 at 6:29PM EST
“I was raised to be charming, not sincere.”
-Cinderella’s Prince, Into the Woods
January 18, 2015 at 6:21PM EST
Gareth: Well… I just think… And I say this very respectfully, sire. You’ve gotta man up. You’ve gotta butch up for her a little bit.
King Richard: Me?
King Richard: I’m sorry, Gareth. I am Mr. Butch! Oh, poop. I got gravy on my tummy flowers.
-Galavant, “Joust Friends”
January 11, 2015 at 6:08PM EST
Jim Burns: Why are women emotionally and spiritually so much stronger than men?
Stella Gibson: Because the basic human form in female. Maleness is…a kind of birth defect.
-The Fall, “It’s Always Darkest”
January 04, 2015 at 5:24PM EST
“There’s a horror movie called Alien? That’s really offensive. No wonder everyone keeps invading you.”
-The Doctor, Doctor Who, “Last Christmas”