Sunday, January 11, 2009

Quote of the Week: I Fell Into a Burning Ring of Fire

I think we can all agree that comics don’t spend enough time addressing the important issue of...sex with superheroes. I mean, would a roll in the hay with the Flash be over before it began? Would Mr. Fantastic be offended if you asked him to add a couple of inches to Little Mr. Fantastic? These are relevant questions, people! Site member DaleWho‘s concerns about the Human Torch are equally valid and have won him the coveted Quote of the Week honor:

“Having a bloke who could be in the middle of ‘rear bumper pokage,’ shouts ‘Flame on!’ and fires (pun intended) what would basically be napalm would not be conducive for a good evening’s entertainment...talk about yer ‘ring of fire.’”
-DaleWho

So, if Johnny Storm offers to buy you a drink, maybe you should think things through first. Now, for our illustrious group of runners up! Enjoy!

“I’m not sure whether to be completely excited or utterly appalled. Either way, I’m getting a tingle.”
-dhama_kane, on new “must-tingle” TV show Hung. Join in the anticipation here.

“Just because we have giant cubes filled with cybernetic humanoids hell-bent on assimilating the universe does not make us stupid.”
-Razz-Bel, on why Star Trek is a cruel mistress. Beam up here.

“I always wanted to be Coco from Fame. I routinely set up the camera and recreate that scene. I’m good at crying.”
-Rolltideguy77, on the inspirational topless work of Miss Irene Cara. Light up the sky like a flame here.

“I have all three seasons and can’t get enough. Tracy Scoggins is flawless;, she gives me funny feelings downstairs about girls. Cougar-tastic!”
-Allen, on the transformative powers of high camp. Call upon all the powers of Tresum here.