Sunday, February 14, 2010

Quote of the Week: In Rapture

As you know, I don’t have a religious bone in my body (although I am fond of wine and crackers). However, I am fascinated by this whole rapture business the Republicans keep promising is on its way. Thanks to Supernatural, I’ve learned that the Four Horsemen aren’t just toy designers. And thanks to American Dad!, I’ve learned that poor Terry should have at least checked “versatile” on his Manhunt profile:

“Authorities confirm the total number of raptured at 142 million. You may notice my partner Greg isn’t here; that’s because he was raptured. Apparently God does love gays, but only if they’re tops.”
-Terry, American Dad!, “Rapture’s Delight”

Religion is fascinating. I hope they do an episode about the Flying Spaghetti Monster next.