A new season of True Blood started last night, and now you can show your love for the worst show on television by sporting an official True Blood t-shirt!
If you’re too mature for Bella and Edward, yet you want the world to know how much you appreciate bad writing, ridiculous plot holes and the Olympics of bad acting, just wear your True Blood t-shirt and show your support for Sookie and Bill! Every day will feel like an endless day in Bon Temps when you wear your True Blood gear! Be sure to tune in next week for even more adventures in Southern Gothic vamp camp! I know I will.
P.S. I’m not telling you where to buy these, because you shouldn’t.
When this show first was spawned I had friends telling me I should watch it. The hook they tried to get my attention with was that in the first ten minutes there was gay rump ninja action. As I watched the episode my copies of Dark Shadows and Kindred the Embraced howled at me to stop before it was to late.
Thankfully I turned it off halfway.
But now . . . there’s more merchandise.
OMG
Why? Who’s watching this show? We need to find them and get them into treatment as soon as possible. That’s your mission fanboys, if you see someone on the street in one of these shirts, stop them and be their friend. See that they get the help they need so badly.
True Tees
By Chance
June 15, 2009 at 10:42AM EDT
A new season of True Blood started last night, and now you can show your love for the worst show on television by sporting an official True Blood t-shirt!
If you’re too mature for Bella and Edward, yet you want the world to know how much you appreciate bad writing, ridiculous plot holes and the Olympics of bad acting, just wear your True Blood t-shirt and show your support for Sookie and Bill! Every day will feel like an endless day in Bon Temps when you wear your True Blood gear! Be sure to tune in next week for even more adventures in Southern Gothic vamp camp! I know I will.
P.S. I’m not telling you where to buy these, because you shouldn’t.
Comments
When this show first was spawned I had friends telling me I should watch it. The hook they tried to get my attention with was that in the first ten minutes there was gay rump ninja action. As I watched the episode my copies of Dark Shadows and Kindred the Embraced howled at me to stop before it was to late.
Thankfully I turned it off halfway.
But now . . . there’s more merchandise.
OMG
Why? Who’s watching this show? We need to find them and get them into treatment as soon as possible. That’s your mission fanboys, if you see someone on the street in one of these shirts, stop them and be their friend. See that they get the help they need so badly.
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