Oo. There’s something about the DC Universe Wave 6 Superman Action Figure Set. Retro, sexy and just a little trashy, Super Mullet Superman is sure to cure your achy breaky heart. Instead of a mild-mannered reporter, I imagine Mullet Clark is a bouncer at Gilley’s, when he’s not doing early 80s gay porn or avoiding cans of kryptonite-laced mousse. This dreamy duo will make an excellent addition to my shelf of rentboy action figures!
I guess even on Krypton they keep business in front and party in the back. It’s a sad day when the Mullet Invasion reaches the outer limits of the galaxy.
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By Chance
November 16, 2008 at 2:43AM EDT
Oo. There’s something about the DC Universe Wave 6 Superman Action Figure Set. Retro, sexy and just a little trashy, Super Mullet Superman is sure to cure your achy breaky heart. Instead of a mild-mannered reporter, I imagine Mullet Clark is a bouncer at Gilley’s, when he’s not doing early 80s gay porn or avoiding cans of kryptonite-laced mousse. This dreamy duo will make an excellent addition to my shelf of rentboy action figures!
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I guess even on Krypton they keep business in front and party in the back. It’s a sad day when the Mullet Invasion reaches the outer limits of the galaxy.
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