Ever wonder how He-Man stays in such great shape? Well, those abs and that ass don’t just come by the power of Grayskull. Oh no, He-Man has to eat right and exercise. I was at the state fair today and happened to see this sign advertising He-Man’s very own recipe for healthy living.
Mmm mmmm! I ordered three. Later at the hospital, after my open-heart surgery, I could feel the power of Grayskull coursing through my veins. Oh wait, that was the IV.
“Taters” are potatoes. “Mater” is tomato. The “onyun” thing is a cutesy spelling of onion. Cornbread is a southern staple with meals, like a corn-based cake. Sweet tea is exactly what it sounds like. It’s simple syrup (sugar and water) added in large amounts to iced tea. Apple dumplin’ (dumpling) and peach cobbler are basically pies. “Deezert” is another cutesy pronunciation of desert. So basically the whole description is a parody of a US Southern dialect.
Or maybe it’s Eternian.
Havoc 09/10/2008 05:13 am
seriously, can someone explain to me what that menu is about?
London 09/09/2008 09:26 pm
That makes me somewhat ashamed of being southern
Havoc 09/09/2008 02:13 pm
I think I understand what oven baked taters is, but the rest of that menu is a mystery to me!
Slice of mater??? Onyun??? What the hell..??
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By Chance
September 09, 2008 at 8:51AM EDT
Ever wonder how He-Man stays in such great shape? Well, those abs and that ass don’t just come by the power of Grayskull. Oh no, He-Man has to eat right and exercise. I was at the state fair today and happened to see this sign advertising He-Man’s very own recipe for healthy living.
Mmm mmmm! I ordered three. Later at the hospital, after my open-heart surgery, I could feel the power of Grayskull coursing through my veins. Oh wait, that was the IV.
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Another mystery solved! Thanks for that!!
Fixins are akin to calling stuffing and mashed potatoes “the trimmings” of a Thanksgiving dinner.
Peach cobbler w/fixins = Peach Cobbler with vanilla ice cream and probly some kind of sauce drizzled over it.
Oye.. they’re really making me ashamed of my southern-ness.
Thank you!! Im a fussy eater, Ill go back to KFC (yeah, I know you don’t approve):lol:
Another question - ‘Fixins’?
“Taters” are potatoes. “Mater” is tomato. The “onyun” thing is a cutesy spelling of onion. Cornbread is a southern staple with meals, like a corn-based cake. Sweet tea is exactly what it sounds like. It’s simple syrup (sugar and water) added in large amounts to iced tea. Apple dumplin’ (dumpling) and peach cobbler are basically pies. “Deezert” is another cutesy pronunciation of desert. So basically the whole description is a parody of a US Southern dialect.
Or maybe it’s Eternian.
seriously, can someone explain to me what that menu is about?
That makes me somewhat ashamed of being southern
I think I understand what oven baked taters is, but the rest of that menu is a mystery to me!
Slice of mater??? Onyun??? What the hell..??
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