It’s been a busy week, and I’ve tried to save some time by doing a little multi-tasking. For me, that means trying to watch TV, read and write all at the same time. So I was working and turned on Here! TV, and thought I’d try to cram some gay culture into my day. And by gay culture, I mean The Lair. In case you don’t know, The Lair is sort of a spin-off of Dante’s Cove, and it’s all about bloodthirsty, sex-crazed vampires who happen to be played by porn stars. Actually, it makes Dante’s Cove look like Ibsen. Anyway, I chose The Lair, because I knew I didn’t have to follow the plot too closely, and only had to look up and watch when guys started panting and groaning. So, I was deeply absorbed in work, when I heard a line that literally made me choke on my Cheerios:
“It doesn’t prove there are gay vampire witches operating a sex club on the island!”
-Laura, The Lair
Fan-freakin’-tastic! I can’t wait to use this line on a daily basis:
“Guess what? I got a raise!”
“It doesn’t prove there are gay vampire witches operating a sex club on the island!”
“Your mom called.”
“It doesn’t prove there are gay vampire witches operating a sex club on the island!”
“Sir, has your luggage been in your possession at all times?”
“It doesn’t prove there are gay vampire witches operating a sex club on the island!”
As you can see, the possibilities are endless. Here’s a clip from the show. The line in question is about a minute into the clip, but feel free to watch the whole thing, though it’s definitely not safe for work. Don’t say I didn’t warn you, though! (And YouTube chose the preview still, not me!)
Quote of the Week: You Can’t Handle the Truth!
By Chance
May 31, 2009 at 10:15AM EDT
It’s been a busy week, and I’ve tried to save some time by doing a little multi-tasking. For me, that means trying to watch TV, read and write all at the same time. So I was working and turned on Here! TV, and thought I’d try to cram some gay culture into my day. And by gay culture, I mean The Lair. In case you don’t know, The Lair is sort of a spin-off of Dante’s Cove, and it’s all about bloodthirsty, sex-crazed vampires who happen to be played by porn stars. Actually, it makes Dante’s Cove look like Ibsen. Anyway, I chose The Lair, because I knew I didn’t have to follow the plot too closely, and only had to look up and watch when guys started panting and groaning. So, I was deeply absorbed in work, when I heard a line that literally made me choke on my Cheerios:
“It doesn’t prove there are gay vampire witches operating a sex club on the island!”
-Laura, The Lair
Fan-freakin’-tastic! I can’t wait to use this line on a daily basis:
“Guess what? I got a raise!”
“It doesn’t prove there are gay vampire witches operating a sex club on the island!”
“Your mom called.”
“It doesn’t prove there are gay vampire witches operating a sex club on the island!”
“Sir, has your luggage been in your possession at all times?”
“It doesn’t prove there are gay vampire witches operating a sex club on the island!”
As you can see, the possibilities are endless. Here’s a clip from the show. The line in question is about a minute into the clip, but feel free to watch the whole thing, though it’s definitely not safe for work. Don’t say I didn’t warn you, though! (And YouTube chose the preview still, not me!)
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