Quote of the Week: One Fanboy’s Trash…Is Still Trash
By Chance
September 08, 2008 at 12:25AM EDT
Have you guys been reading the posts in the daily blog comments section? (We need a clever name for said daily blog, by the way.) Our members are offering up some really funny commentary lately. Razz-Bel‘s Jar Jar impersonation came in a close second this week, but I have to hand the Quote of the Week prize* to Johnny M‘s snarky response to my criticism of Mattel’s questionable packing ratios. Take it away, Johnny M:
I’d also like to take this opportunity to thank Johnny M for filling in for me on the daily blogs while I was first partying, then running for my life in New Orleans last week. So did I let Johnny M win just because I forgot to thank him last week? A committee will be formed to investigate the Quote of the Week selection process, I promise. Now, on to the runners up!
“He (Daniel Radcliffe) said he’d turn it down flat if offered as he’s not a Doctor Who fan, so I’m sure he won’t be a companion, even if offered the role of a tranny companion, which let’s face it in this era of Doctor Who wouldn’t be too out of the realm of possibility.”
-Havoc, getting recognition here for coining the phrase “tranny companion.” Be sure to use it every day!
“And hot nipple rings! Don’t forget the hot nipple rings!”
-GayComicGeek, passing the FBOTM torch to Mr. September.
“Don’t date anyone with a double identity or a god inhabiting them.”
-Atragon, offering sound superhero dating advice. I have no doubt he speaks from experience.
“I’m so happy I just wanna…..get a milkshake.”
-Sailor Peachy, perfectly describing the euphoria of getting that toy you’ve been pining for.
“Mesa gonna blow some goo all over yous! Owee-Owee!”
-Razz-Bel, bringing sex with Jar Jar vividly to life. Damn you, Razz-Bel! Damn you to heck!
*No actual prizes are sourced or rewarded to the grand prize winner.
Quote of the Week: One Fanboy’s Trash…Is Still Trash
By Chance
September 08, 2008 at 12:25AM EDT
Have you guys been reading the posts in the daily blog comments section? (We need a clever name for said daily blog, by the way.) Our members are offering up some really funny commentary lately. Razz-Bel‘s Jar Jar impersonation came in a close second this week, but I have to hand the Quote of the Week prize* to Johnny M‘s snarky response to my criticism of Mattel’s questionable packing ratios. Take it away, Johnny M:
“Somewhere, there are people who deeply treasure their never-opened boxes of Smash Blade He-Man and Spin-Blade Skeletor. I don’t know them personally, and I’m glad I don’t, but they’re out there.”
-Johnny M
I’d also like to take this opportunity to thank Johnny M for filling in for me on the daily blogs while I was first partying, then running for my life in New Orleans last week. So did I let Johnny M win just because I forgot to thank him last week? A committee will be formed to investigate the Quote of the Week selection process, I promise. Now, on to the runners up!
“He (Daniel Radcliffe) said he’d turn it down flat if offered as he’s not a Doctor Who fan, so I’m sure he won’t be a companion, even if offered the role of a tranny companion, which let’s face it in this era of Doctor Who wouldn’t be too out of the realm of possibility.”
-Havoc, getting recognition here for coining the phrase “tranny companion.” Be sure to use it every day!
“And hot nipple rings! Don’t forget the hot nipple rings!”
-GayComicGeek, passing the FBOTM torch to Mr. September.
“Don’t date anyone with a double identity or a god inhabiting them.”
-Atragon, offering sound superhero dating advice. I have no doubt he speaks from experience.
“I’m so happy I just wanna…..get a milkshake.”
-Sailor Peachy, perfectly describing the euphoria of getting that toy you’ve been pining for.
“Mesa gonna blow some goo all over yous! Owee-Owee!”
-Razz-Bel, bringing sex with Jar Jar vividly to life. Damn you, Razz-Bel! Damn you to heck!
*No actual prizes are sourced or rewarded to the grand prize winner.
Enter Your Comment
Headlines
ADVERTISMENT