Ever blame Princess Leia for leading the Empire straight to the Rebel base on Yavin 4? Or wonder why the Hobbits didn’t just fly to Mordor on that giant bird? Apparently, you’re not alone. The folks at HowItShouldHaveEnded.com have re-imagined the endings to a slew of popular films like Superman, Lord of the Rings and Spider-Man 3. Here’s their speculative Star Wars ending:
I have one to suggest. In The Dark Knight, why didn’t they just blame Harvey Dent’s crime spree on the Joker? If they’re going to lie about it anyway, why let Batman take the fall for a bunch of crimes he didn’t commit? What a narcissistic, attention-seeking bastard.
How Star Wars Should Have Ended
By Chance
November 13, 2008 at 12:53AM EDT
Ever blame Princess Leia for leading the Empire straight to the Rebel base on Yavin 4? Or wonder why the Hobbits didn’t just fly to Mordor on that giant bird? Apparently, you’re not alone. The folks at HowItShouldHaveEnded.com have re-imagined the endings to a slew of popular films like Superman, Lord of the Rings and Spider-Man 3. Here’s their speculative Star Wars ending:
I have one to suggest. In The Dark Knight, why didn’t they just blame Harvey Dent’s crime spree on the Joker? If they’re going to lie about it anyway, why let Batman take the fall for a bunch of crimes he didn’t commit? What a narcissistic, attention-seeking bastard.
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