Here’s what happens when an amateur filmmaker asks his friend Amanda to tell him about the Star Wars Trilogy...although she’s never actually seen any of the films. I laughed all the way through this thing, and you will, too…unless you’re site member Funkymono, who hasn’t seen a single Star Wars film ever. He will undoubtedly think it’s legit. Enjoy!
Funkymono, I hereby challenge you to a screening of Star Wars. I will tie you to a chair, and we’ll record the whole thing for an upcoming podcast. What say ye?
She forgot the part where, just before Darth Vader lets go of the lifeboat, he tells Luke that Luke is really a wizard whose parents were killed by this green lady who doesn’t like water, so Luke has to go hide out at this school. When he gets there, Luke runs into this girl he had a fling with at the beach last summer, and they reminisce about the big shark that was eating people before Luke killed it with the sword he got from Aphrodite.
Amanda Wars
By Chance
January 17, 2009 at 11:38AM EDT
Here’s what happens when an amateur filmmaker asks his friend Amanda to tell him about the Star Wars Trilogy...although she’s never actually seen any of the films. I laughed all the way through this thing, and you will, too…unless you’re site member Funkymono, who hasn’t seen a single Star Wars film ever. He will undoubtedly think it’s legit. Enjoy!
Star Wars: Retold (by someone who hasn’t seen it) from Joe Nicolosi on Vimeo
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That was amazing. Just… amazing.
Havoc- One can find all sorts of things just by entering “Han, Luke, lightsaber duel” in any search engine.
I think I like Funkymono’s version better than the original.
You found that by searching for ‘Han and Luke kiss eachother’ didn’t you?
Funkymono, I hereby challenge you to a screening of Star Wars. I will tie you to a chair, and we’ll record the whole thing for an upcoming podcast. What say ye?
She forgot the part where, just before Darth Vader lets go of the lifeboat, he tells Luke that Luke is really a wizard whose parents were killed by this green lady who doesn’t like water, so Luke has to go hide out at this school. When he gets there, Luke runs into this girl he had a fling with at the beach last summer, and they reminisce about the big shark that was eating people before Luke killed it with the sword he got from Aphrodite.
Oh, and The Force is really a sled.
I definitely like her version of the ending, where Han and Luke end up together.
That is too funny!
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