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      <title>Movie Review: To Hell And Black</title>
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      <published>2012-02-03T14:34:23Z</published>
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        <p>Daniel Radcliffe gets the Potter scared out of him by Hammer Studios and <i><b><span style="color:#DC7D00;">The Woman In Black</b></span></i>. And you will, too.</p>

<p><b><span style="color:#DC7D00;">WARNING: MAY CONTAIN MILD SPOILERS!</b></span></p>

<p>Arthur Kipps (<b><span style="color:#DC7D00;">Daniel Radcliffe</b></span>) is a young widower still shaken up over the death of his wife four years earlier while giving birth to their son Joseph. In order to support his struggling family and save his job at a law firm, he accepts the task of going to the remote town of Crythin Grifford to attend to the legal affairs of the recently diseased Alice Drablow. Upon arriving, he finds that the locals want nothing to do with him and can&#8217;t wait to get him back on the train to London. Once Arthur visits Drablow&#8217;s manor, Eel Marsh, he begins seeing images of a mysterious woman in black, whose appearance is said to foretell the death of a child. Soon, Arthur realizes that there is more to Eel Marsh and the town than it appears…and that he and his son may be in danger.</p>

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<i><b><span style="color:#DC7D00;">Reach out, I&#8217;ll be there…when you least expect it.</i></b></span></p></center>

<p><b><span style="color:#DC7D00;">Susan Hill</b></span>&#8216;s novel <I>The Woman In Black</I> has been previously adapted, both as a long-running play and successful UK TV movie. For its first project in years, the venerable <b><span style="color:#DC7D00;">Hammer Film Studios</b></span> has created a new adaptation that&#8217;s both old-fashioned and refreshing in a time of 3D slasher films, cheap found-footage jump cuts and gratuitous torture porn. Directed by <b><span style="color:#DC7D00;">James Watkins</b></span> and scripted by the always-reliable <b><span style="color:#DC7D00;">Jane Goldman</b></span>, the film is a foreboding, claustrophobic piece of gothic cosmic horror that may very well be the most frightening horror film in years.</p>

<p>The film largely succeeds based on its simplicity. There is next to nothing in the way of obvious CGI, and most of the supernatural goings-on are done with practical effects: a sudden, liquid movement in an out-of-focus background, a shadow passing over a mirror. While they are often unfortunately and needlessly punctuated with the omnipresent orchestral stab that horror films are contractually bound to include, the effects are seamlessly integrated into the frame. It encourages the viewer to study the backgrounds carefully, drawing the audience in along with Arthur into a slowly-constricting grip of heart-stopping terror.
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<i><b><span style="color:#DC7D00;">Quiet, secluded, a definite fixer-upper. Some trouble with animated corpses.</i></b></span></p></center>

<p>The story is told almost entirely from Arthur&#8217;s perspective, with very few scenes outside his immediate gaze. The film largely avoids making us question Arthur&#8217;s sanity, as it becomes clear very quickly that he actually is surrounded by vengeful ghosts and unexplained events. Daniel Radcliffe is given both the task of making us believe Arthur&#8217;s situation and making the audience forget about the <b><span style="color:#DC7D00;">Harry Potter</b></span> films. He succeeds on both, signaling that he has a promising career outside of Hogwarts. Radcliffe wisely never overplays Arthur&#8217;s reactions. As the film goes on, and the hauntings become more severe, he serves as both an audience surrogate and a companion in the investigation behind the Eel Marsh events. It&#8217;s easy to be drawn into his circumstances, but difficult to then find yourself separated from them.
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<i><b><span style="color:#DC7D00;">Where&#8217;s a &#8220;Salvio Hexia&#8221; spell when you need one?</i></b></span></p></center>

<p>The middle act of the film, where Arthur explores Eel Marsh on his own, is almost entirely non-verbal aside from a &#8220;Who&#8217;s there?&#8221; Radcliffe effectively conveys Arthur&#8217;s trepidation, curiosity and dread using everything from subtle facial cues to an uncertain gait. It&#8217;s this section that makes the film as frightening as it is. Without another human to bounce words off of, and without any way to remove himself from the grounds, Arthur has no choice but to slowly come to realize the full nature of the darkness that surrounds him. To say he&#8217;s unprepared is being generous, but he&#8217;s no less ill-equipped than the audience following him. Each new revelation adds deeper mystery to the situation, and the film refuses to give us easy answers or explanations.
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<i><b><span style="color:#DC7D00;">Pictured: the begining of the end of your sanity.</i></b></span></p></center>

<p>In fact, the film&#8217;s main theme revolves around the human need to rationalize the unknown, even when such rationalization is entirely outside of human logic. While the film may immediately remind people of a <b><span style="color:#DC7D00;">Dickensian</b></span> ghost story, it quickly becomes clear that the film owes much more to the works of <b><span style="color:#DC7D00;">H. P. Lovecraft</b></span>. Arthur is a perfect Lovecraft protagonist, and the Woman In Black is a perfect avatar of the unknowable other. The Woman In Black is said to kill only when she is seen; only when humanity tries to understand the unknowable motives of the cosmic forces outside their control. Trying to find a solution to the hauntings doesn&#8217;t help to stop the terror. The Woman In Black isn&#8217;t a simple mystery. She&#8217;s completely outside logical thought, a harbinger of doom and madness that can&#8217;t be appeased by a simple scavenger hunt. There are no scenes of Arthur visiting an old librarian to find out the Woman&#8217;s history. He&#8217;s left without the footing guaranteed by reason, as is the audience.</p>

<p>If the film has any flaws, it&#8217;s that it&#8217;s too short and that <b><span style="color:#DC7D00;">Marco Beltrami</b></span> fills his otherwise excellent, shadowy score with too many sonic jump cuts. But those shouldn&#8217;t detract from what is an amazingly effective and frightening film that succeeds equally on both a visceral and psychological level. Daniel Radcliffe proves that he&#8217;s a fantastic actor on his own, softly handsome and easily sympathetic. Cultivating a stark, yet rich atmosphere of choking dread and inescapable horror, <I>The Woman In Black</I> is a strong reminder of what a true horror film should be.&nbsp; <br />
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<B>Rating:</B> 8 out of 10 / B+</p>

<p align=right><b><a href="http://www.fanboysoftheuniverse.com/index.php/forums/member/21/" title="JOHNNY M">JOHNNY M</a></b> is a frequent FBOTU contributor and slept with the lights on last night.&nbsp; <a href="http://www.fanboysoftheuniverse.com/index.php/forums/member/21/" title="<img src="http://www.fanboysoftheuniverse.com/images/uploads/JohnnyPortrait2.jpg" style="border: 0;" alt="image" width="74" height="100" /><img src="http://www.fanboysoftheuniverse.com/images/uploads/JohnnyPortrait2.jpg" style="border: 0;" alt="image" width="74" height="100" /> 
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      <title>Being Human: Bang&#45;Fest</title>
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      <published>2012-02-01T15:01:51Z</published>
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        <p>Waiting a week for a new <i><b><span style="color:#DC7D00;">Being Human</i></b></span> episode is like <b><span style="color:#DC7D00;">Aidan</b></span> trying to survive on bagged blood. It’s painful waiting for your next fix, and any substitute you find just leaves a nasty taste in your mouth. I now understand why addictions can be so incapacitating.</p>

<p>Episode 3, “All Out Of Blood,” begins, as all <i>BH</i> episodes do, with a thoughtful voice-over talking about the pain we cause in the wake of our own destruction, and there’s a lot of pain in this episode.</p>

<p>For their first transformation together, <b><span style="color:#DC7D00;">Josh</b></span> does something truly romantic for <b><span style="color:#DC7D00;">Nora</b></span>. He rents side-by-side, his and hers storage units at the local Stor-Ur-Self and whips out the video camera. That’s correct second date protocol, right? Even though <b><span style="color:#DC7D00;">Sally</b></span> agrees to be their jailer, Nora still isn’t convinced that recorded solitary confinement is the best way to get used to her new life. Josh explains that it’s his need to find a cure for the both of them. With a tear in her eye, Nora agrees and they give each other very cutesy puppy-love kisses.</p>

<p>Aidan, on the other hand, is exploring romance of a different kind. He continues to have hot sex with his new fling <b><span style="color:#DC7D00;">Julia</b></span>, who has managed to get an internship at the hospital despite the impression she left us with in the last episode. Soon, she and Aidan will we working together, which will make it even harder to control his urges. Aidan won’t drink &#8220;live” blood, but at least he has that endless hospital supply to keep his urges under control, right?</p>

<p>Wrong! That crazy hospital has finally caught on and locked the blood supply closet. Without his vampire methodone, Aidan can’t resist the urge to feed. Though this puts Julia in some serious jeopardy, he doesn’t hesitate taking her back to his place to “tap that ass” (as Sally puts it; she really is one of the guys). To control his urges, Aidan excuses himself mid-passion to get some “water” and runs into his best bud Josh.</p>

<p>Okay, do straight guys really do this? They each have an attractive naked woman upstairs, and yet they end up bonding in the kitchen over snacks. These were the tactics I employed to avoid intimacy with girlfriends in high school. Bromance or not, something about this intimacy does not say straight to me. As Aidan heads back upstairs, Josh gives him a thumbs-up. Yes, Josh, that was douchey. Regardless, the bang-fest begins.</p>

<p>Sally meets a living nurse at the hospital whose gift of “second sight” allows her to see ghosts and help spirits move on being reincarnated into the bodies of newborns. Since she missed her own door, this becomes Sally’s new mission. She’ll do anything to get Nurse Zoey’s help, but when the dark entity stops her from hijacking a newborn, Sally realizes that’s not her way to move on.</p>

<p>Oh right, that pain Josh mentioned in the opening monologue? It comes back to bite him hard. After the Aidan/Julia and Josh/Nora bang-a-palooza, the roommates finally get to meet Aidan’s walk-of-shame girlfriend. Her secret hits with a total blindside. She’s <i>the</i> Julia, as in Josh’s jilted ex-fiancé Julia. Wow! Isn’t that in violation of some kind of bro-code? Let’s see. Who isn’t feeling some sort of pain or discomfort when this comes out? </p>

<p>They all process it differently. Josh confronts Aidan about endangering Julia and staying loyal to their friendship. Nora becomes defiant, refuses to turn in storage, and stalks a very bitter Julia. And Aidan? As his blood withdrawls get worse, he deteriorates into the monster he’s been fighting inside. His last shameful act is feeding from an aging blood hooker and tripping through a haze in a blood drug den.</p>

<p>Josh says at the opening, “Once you open some doors, you can never close them again.” As this episode ends, every door is blown wide open.</p>

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    <entry>
      <title>Resident Underworld: Ultraviolet</title>
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      <published>2012-01-24T13:12:00Z</published>
      <updated>2012-02-01T15:23:01Z</updated>
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        <p>A pale woman in a vinyl catsuit opened fire indiscriminately today. Among the casualties were Plot and Consistency. She should be considered armed and extremely British.</p>

<p><b><span style="color:#DC7D00;">WARNING: MAY CONTAIN MILD SPOILERS! (ALSO, BANG BANG! SLICE SLICE!)</b></span></p>

<p>Shortly after the events of <I><b><span style="color:#DC7D00;">Underworld: Evolution</b></span></I>, vampire warrior Selene (<b><span style="color:#DC7D00;">Kate Beckinsale</b></span>) and her vampire/werewolf hybrid lover Michael (<b><span style="color:#DC7D00;">Not Scott Speedman</b></span>) are captured by human forces who have recently discovered the beasties in their midst and have initiated a cleansing campaign. The organization, Antigen, led by scientist Jacob Lane (<b><span style="color:#DC7D00;">Stephen Rea</b></span>), keeps the pair in suspended animation for 12 years. When Selene awakes and escapes, she finds herself in a new war with new stakes, including the life of Eve (<b><span style="color:#DC7D00;">India Eisley</b></span>) a hybrid girl bred in Antigen&#8217;s labs. She joins forces with the young vampire David (<b><span style="color:#DC7D00;">Theo James</b></span>) and human detective Sebastian (<b><span style="color:#DC7D00;">Michael Ealy</b></span>) to take Antigen down.</p>

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<i><b><span style="color:#DC7D00;">Underworld: The Quest For Kate Beckinsale&#8217;s Paycheck.</i></b></span></p></center>

<p>In 2003, the first <I><b><span style="color:#DC7D00;">Underworld</b></span></I> film was released shortly after the similar <I><b><span style="color:#DC7D00;">Resident Evil</b></span></I> film. Both films featured stoic women in sexy outfits kicking a whole lot of supernatural ass. However, whereas <I>RE</I> was based on a video game, <I>Underworld</I> stood out by being essentially an armed-to-the-teeth, steroidal, radical adaptation of <I><b><span style="color:#DC7D00;">Romeo &amp; Juliet</b></span></I> as envisioned by <b><span style="color:#DC7D00;">White Wolf</b></span> fanboys (a fact that White Wolf sued the studio over). Much of the film&#8217;s appeal rested squarely on the slight, pale shoulders of Kate Beckinsale; an unlikely action hero as you could have imagined, but an effective and compelling lead all the same. It also managed an odd balance between totally awesome and completely ridiculous and had just enough plot to qualify as an actual movie. <I>Underworld: Evolution</I> tipped the scales too far to &#8220;ridiculous&#8221; and suffered for it, buried under a mountain of incoherent plot points. <I><b><span style="color:#DC7D00;">Underworld: Awakening</b></span></I> reclaims some of the awesome, but it does so by primarily ignoring plot points altogether. </p>

<p><b><span style="color:#DC7D00;">Len Weisman</b></span>, director of the first two films and co-creator of the series, has given up the director&#8217;s chair to the Swedish team of <b><span style="color:#DC7D00;">Måns Mårlind and Bjorn Stein</b></span>, but still maintains screenplay credit with <b><span style="color:#DC7D00;">John Hlavin</b></span>, <b><span style="color:#DC7D00;">Allison Burnett</b></span> and (inexplicably) <b><span style="color:#DC7D00;">J. Michael Straczysnki</b></span>. The Swedes (no, <B>you</B> type those diacritic rings over the name) maintain the look of the <I>Underworld</I> series well. Dim lighting, blue filters, slow motion, check. The script is a jumble of exclamations and emphatics, with little subtlety and no humor, but it&#8217;s no worse off than any of the <I>RE</I> films or, for that matter, your typical January action film.&nbsp; 
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<i><b><span style="color:#DC7D00;">INTERIOR: BUILDING, SELENE GO BANG BANG. END SCENE.</i></b></span></p></center>

<p>Kate Beckinsale is still great as Selene, and she&#8217;s still the primary draw for the films. She&#8217;s an indestructible bad-ass in a killer pair of boots, and we all love her for it. A team composed of Kate, <b><span style="color:#DC7D00;">Milla Jovovich</b></span>, <b><span style="color:#DC7D00;">Angelina Jolie</b></span> and lots of guns would probably rule the world in the time it takes to write this review. She doesn&#8217;t seem quite as committed to the role this time around, although she fakes it well. The fact that Weisman, whom she married shortly after the release of the first <I>Underworld</I> wrapped, isn&#8217;t behind the camera might have something to do with it. She has a great rapport with India Eisley, however, and the two of them are extremely believable in their <b><span style="color:#DC7D00;">Ripley/Newt</b></span> relationship. Eisley also gets to have some of the most entertaining scenes when Eve gets to &#8220;hybrid out&#8221; and go crazy on the bad guys.</p>

<p>The rest of the cast…well…I suppose we should mention them. Of all of them, only Theo James makes a decent impression, but that might be my opinion because I have a thing for hot British guys with icy blue eyes who can take out a dozen opponents in a couple of heartbeats while wearing tight turtlenecks. He also seems to be the only one besides Eisley who&#8217;s sort of enjoying himself. Stephen Rea is completely uninvolved with his role, clearly calculating his condo payments while telegraphing in his performance (he couldn&#8217;t even be bothered to use a phone to do it). Worse is an obviously slumming <b><span style="color:#DC7D00;">Charles Dance</b></span>, completely wasted in a role as a vampire elder that makes one long for <b><span style="color:#DC7D00;">Bill Nighy&#8217;s</b></span> scenery gorging from the first film. On the other hand, <b><span style="color:#DC7D00;">Sandrine Holt</b></span> tries way too hard in her minor role as a sympathetic Antigen techie who&#8217;s significant only for being the only other adult female in the entire film with any lines. The best that can be said about the supporting cast is that the dead weight of Scott Speedman has been jettisoned for some generic male model with nice pecs…who still has more chemistry with Kate Beckinsale than Speedman did.
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<i><b><span style="color:#DC7D00;">David is fully-armed and fully-pecced.</i></b></span></p></center>

<p>But then again, nobody goes to <I>Underworld</I> movies for their intellectual dialogue or adept portrayals of characters that might actually have three dimensions. Admit it. You like seeing willowy women totally and completely own a movie full of big, dumb men. It&#8217;s okay. You&#8217;re among friends here. <I>U:A</I> does its job well if that job is delivering 90 minutes of vampire-on-human-or-lycan-or-whatever action with a generous side helping of carnage. The problems arise when you stop to think about it for even a second. At that point, a good deal of the film begins to fall apart in spectacular ways.</p>

<p>The film is brutally violent, and Selene takes out humans indiscriminately, apparently losing the concern for innocents she had in the previous films. It makes her a less likable protagonist, and it doesn&#8217;t help matters when her roaring rampage of revenge is justified with a third act hand-wave that&#8217;s as absurd as it is arbitrary. The humans are set up from scene one as the bad guys, even though they&#8217;re fighting against monsters that would eat and/or kill them if given half a chance. There&#8217;s really no good side to root for here, as the script seems to go out of its way to make nearly everybody into a trigger-happy criminal.
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<i><b><span style="color:#DC7D00;">What do you MEAN this coat doesn&#8217;t go with this outfit? TAKE IT BACK!</i></b></span></p></center>

<p>Even worse, the film liberally steals from both the <I>Resident Evil</I> films and <I><b><span style="color:#DC7D00;">Ultraviolet</b></span></I>, coming full circle by imitating a movie that was itself accused of imitating <I>Underworld</I>. It even steals from itself, with a number of scenes simply a re-staging of cool moments from the first film. When David brings out a (clearly CGI) chain to battle lycan adversaries, it&#8217;s entirely reminiscent of a similar scene in the first film. Selene shoots her way out of windows and floors again, although this time she shoots up into the ceiling instead of down.&nbsp; An epic battle between Selene and a super-sized lycan in a cavernous arena is pretty cool, until you realize that it&#8217;s a lot like the <b><span style="color:#DC7D00;">Alice/Nemesis</b></span> fight from <I><b><span style="color:#DC7D00;">Resident Evil: Apocalypse</b></span></I> crossed with one of the set pieces from <I><b><span style="color:#DC7D00;">Priest</b></span></I>. So many of the plot points in the film are so similar to <I>Ultraviolet</I> that <b><span style="color:#DC7D00;">Kurt Wimmer</b></span> may have a copyright lawsuit waiting. The fact that a trailer for <I><b><span style="color:#DC7D00;">Resident Evil: Retribution</b></span></I> is attached to most prints of the film further adds to the nearly completely interchangeable nature of the franchises.
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<i><b><span style="color:#DC7D00;">Vampire HI-KEEBA!</i></b></span></p></center>

<p>With all this against it, you&#8217;d think the film would deserve a lower rating than it gets, but despite all its flaws, the film is a 90-minute slice of delicious <b><span style="color:#DC7D00;">Reptile Brain Pie</b></span>. Kate Beckinsale looks fantastic in the fight scenes, and for the most part, the melee is well-staged and expertly-choreographed. It might not quite make the grade as an actual movie, but as a carrier device for macho-women-with-guns, it&#8217;s an unqualified success. And at least these vampires don&#8217;t whine, don&#8217;t sparkle, and they respond to angst by blowing it to smithereens. I like that.</p>

<p><b><span style="color:#DC7D00;"><B>Rating:</B> 5 out of 10 / C</b></span></p>

<p align=right><b><a href="http://www.fanboysoftheuniverse.com/index.php/forums/member/21/" title="JOHNNY M">JOHNNY M</a></b> is a frequent FBOTU contributor and has to wrap this up before sunrise.<a href="http://www.fanboysoftheuniverse.com/index.php/forums/member/21/" title="<img src="http://www.fanboysoftheuniverse.com/images/uploads/JohnnyPortrait2.jpg" style="border: 0;" alt="image" width="74" height="100" /><img src="http://www.fanboysoftheuniverse.com/images/uploads/JohnnyPortrait2.jpg" style="border: 0;" alt="image" width="74" height="100" /> 
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    <entry>
      <title>Fringe: Enemies With Benefits</title>
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      <id>tag:fanboysoftheuniverse.com,2012:index.php/site/index/1.2018</id>
      <published>2012-01-23T15:32:40Z</published>
      <updated>2012-01-25T22:03:41Z</updated>
      <author>
            <name>Chance</name>
            <email>chance@fanboysoftheuniverse.com</email>
            <uri>http://www.fanboysoftheuniverse.com</uri>      </author>

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        <p>In last week’s <i><b><span style="color:#DC7D00;">Fringe</b></i></span> discussion, we looked at the complex, but rewarding double duality (quadrality?) of two universes we thought we knew suddenly <i>changing</i> thanks to a new timeline for each. Our knowledge of each of the old universes is key to understanding and enjoying the twists of the revamped timeline. This week, we’re bringing in the discussion to a more intimate level and looking at two fascinating scenes from “Enemy of My Enemy.”</p>

<p>If you’ve seen the episode, you probably already know what I’m referring to. The first scene takes place in a deserted restaurant. Secretary of Defense Bishop (<b><span style="color:#DC7D00;">John Noble</b></span>) and his wife Elizabeth (<b><span style="color:#DC7D00;">Orla Brady</b></span>) are sharing a meal, surrounded by the Secretary’s security detail. It’s intimate and quiet, save for a saxophone playing a melancholic tune in the background. I tried to identify the song, but couldn’t. I’m sure it’s important, whatever it is. Anyway, it’s been a bad day for Walternate. He’s forced to release David Robert Jones (<b><span style="color:#DC7D00;">Jared Harris</b></span>) or face the possibility of additional terrorist attacks by his shapeshifter progeny. And if that weren’t enough to ruin your dinner, he’s also failed at finding a way to help Peter return to his timeline.
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<p><br>Watch John Noble in this scene. He is so controlled and deliberate, yet still obviously profoundly defeated, probably the most helpless we’ve ever seen him. In the previous versions of the universes, Walternate has always been stone cold and seemingly beyond emotion, focused on his mission to save his universe and punish the other Walter. This alternate Walternate isn’t quite so solid.</p>

<p>Now, watch Elizabeth. She draws him out, carefully manipulating him and changing the subject from Jones to Peter. She is absolutely in control and makes it clear what the priority is, and it’s not a runaway terrorist with bad skin. By the time she suggests that she might be the one to help Peter, there’s no denying her. Walternate doesn’t even try. Though she controls the scene, there’s nothing sinister in her intent or her manipulation of Walternate. Like in the previous episode, where she saves Peter from Walternate’s soldiers, we’re reminded that nothing is as strong as a mother’s love for her child.</p>

<p>Now, here’s where <i>Fringe</i> excels above any other show on television. Different scene; same actors. We’re now on the other side, back in crazy Walter’s universe. To illustrate this point, he’s brushing down his pet cow when he’s interrupted by a visitor. It’s Elizabeth. He hears her voice before he turns to look at her, and in the few seconds that we see him go from recognition to hope to understanding to disappointment, John Noble proves why he deserves a shelf full of awards.</p>

<p>In approaching Elizabeth, Walter’s tentative and fearful. She asks him if he understands that she’s not <i>his</i> Elizabeth. Adding to the otherworldly nature of their encounter, and reinforcing the notion that she’s something of an angel on a mission of mercy, check out how’s she’s lit at the beginning of the scene. Soft, angelic. Then she steps out of the light and gets down to business.</p>

<p>Keep in mind, these are the same two actors from the previous scene, and yet there’s not a moment that we don’t believe that they’re meeting in an alternate universe, years after their tragic encounter.
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<p><br>Like in her scene with Walternate, Elizabeth is large and in charge. While it doesn’t take much to steer Walternate in the right direction, Walter is more of a challenge. He has years of guilt, sorrow, regret and recrimination on his head. Add that to his mental instability, and Elizabeth has her work cut out for her.</p>

<p>Walter tells her he’s being punished by God, and that he won’t meddle in the fate of the universe or Peter’s life. Then, reminding us again of her power as Peter’s mother, Elizabeth tells Walter she forgives him. “I forgive you, Walter,” she says. “I forgave you a long time ago. And if I can, God can.”</p>

<p>Both scenes are so careful, specific and absolutely controlled, in terms of emotion, dialogue and pacing. Of course it would have to be Elizabeth to convince Walter to help Peter. It’s so brilliant. My only complaint is that the Elizabeth/Walter scene is intercut with the scenes of Peter returning from the other side. I wish they could have found a way to do it straight through. I understand the need to denote the passage of time, which is the main reason for the cut away, but still. Also, I wish that sax solo had been playing, instead of the show’s soundtrack, to create a greater sense of the relationship between the two scenes. </p>

<p>When next we see Walter, he’s knocking on Peter’s door. He’s going to help him. “You must know,” he tells Peter, “that your mother was a wonderful woman. Every version of her.”</p>

<p>We totally agree.
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<p><br>What did you think of “Enemy of My Enemy?” Let us know in the comments section below.<br />
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<i>Fringe</i> airs Fridays at 9/8c on Fox and is available on iTunes and Hulu.
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    <entry>
      <title>Everyday I&#8217;m Tumblin&#8217;</title>
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      <published>2012-01-23T13:56:50Z</published>
      <updated>2012-01-23T14:40:51Z</updated>
      <author>
            <name>FBOTU</name>
            <email>info@fanboysoftheuniverse.com</email>
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        <p>We&#8217;ve been obsessed with <b><a href="http://www.fbotu.tumblr.com" target="_blank">Tumblr</a></b> for a while now. Hesitant at first, yes, because who needs <i>another</i> social networking site? But <b><a href="http://www.fbotu.tumblr.com" target="_blank">Tumblr</a></b> is so much more. If Facebook is a ledger of all the boring stuff you do all day, <b><a href="http://www.fbotu.tumblr.com" target="_blank">Tumblr</a></b> is a scrapbook of all the disparate, bizarre or goofy things crammed into your brain and soul: memes, memories and madness. </p>

<p>To translate the spirit of <b><span style="color:#DC7D00;">FBOTU</b></span> to <b><a href="http://www.fbotu.tumblr.com" target="_blank">Tumblr</a></b>, we needed an editor and curator with impeccable credentials, a keen eye for gay geek sensibility and, most importantly, willing to work for little or no pay. And I&#8217;m very pleased to announce that we found our man! Please join us in welcoming <b><span style="color:#DC7D00;">Chris</b></span> to <b><span style="color:#DC7D00;">Team FBOTU</b></span>! Not only is Chris a Level 80 gay geek, he&#8217;s also the co-host of the popular gaymer podcast, <i><b><span style="color:#DC7D00;">This Is Outcasted</b></span></i>. </p>

<p>Chris describes himself as half-Korean and all-awesome, and we agree! In addition to being well-versed in all things geeky, he&#8217;s also an avid comic book reader, a seasoned gaymer and a frequent panelist at Gaylaxicon. <b><span style="color:#DC7D00;">FBOTU</b></span>&#8216;s <b><a href="http://www.fbotu.tumblr.com" target="_blank">Tumblr</a></b> page couldn&#8217;t be in better hands. In the few short days Chris has been in charge, he&#8217;s really captured the spirit of <b><span style="color:#DC7D00;">FBOTU</b></span>: goofy, geeky, sentimental and a little sexy. </p>

<p>So, what are you waiting for? Follow <b><span style="color:#DC7D00;">FBOTU</b></span> on <b><a href="http://www.fbotu.tumblr.com" target="_blank">Tumblr</a></b> today! </p>

<p>You can tune in to Chris&#8217;s podcast <i>This Is Outcasted</i> at their <b><a href="http://blog.thisisoutcasted.com/" target="_blank">official site</a></b> and on <b><a href="http://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/this-is-outcasted-a-world/id319729975" target="_blank">iTunes</a></b>, and you can follow the exploits of the <i>Outcasted</i> guys on <b><a href="https://twitter.com/thisisoutcasted" target="_blank">Twitter</a></b>. 
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    <entry>
      <title>Being Human: Raging Boners</title>
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      <published>2012-01-23T13:41:06Z</published>
      <updated>2012-02-01T15:22:08Z</updated>
      <author>
            <name>Jim C.</name>
            <email>haljordan303@gmail.com</email>
            <uri>http://sector1128.blogspot.com</uri>      </author>

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        <p>I’ve been lying awake at night for the last week for two reasons. First, while I think everything will eventually turn out okay for our favorite <i><b><span style="color:#DC7D00;">Being Human</i></b></span> wolf couple, I’ve been worried about the second silver bullet from last week&#8217;s episode. Second, every time I close my eyes, I’m haunted by the freakishly smoky ghost attack on <b><span style="color:#DC7D00;">Sally</b></span>. What did she do to herself? I need answers. I&#8217;ve never been so relieved that it&#8217;s Monday.</p>

<p>For a one-hour episode, they’ve stuffed the script to the limit. Sally introduces episode two, “Do You Really Want To Hurt Me,” by telling us that her new ability to dream is “only a nest to hatch more nightmares.” And no matter how happy they seem to be, all the roommates are living in their own nightmares, with no hope for escape. Not the most uplifting way to start the show, but okay. </p>

<p>So, what exactly happened to that second bullet? <b><span style="color:#DC7D00;">Nora</b></span> changes just in time to attack <b><span style="color:#DC7D00;">Hegeman</b></span>, before he delivered a fatal shot to naked <b><span style="color:#DC7D00;">Josh</b></span>. While viewers are relieved, this probably won’t make <b><span style="color:#DC7D00;">Mother</b></span> very happy, even with her daughter, <b><span style="color:#DC7D00;">Suren</b></span>, back from the grave. Nora pestered Josh relentlessly to know what it was like to turn, but even if he had told her, I’m not sure she would have been prepared. Come on, she wakes up “naked, in a pile of leaf litter&#8221; with a squirrel in her mouth. How can you prepare for that? </p>

<p>Her fate as a werewolf sealed, Nora begins to process her chaotic feelings in two ways. She maniacally rattles off questions to Josh, worried about drinking mochas and peeing in bathrooms. Then, when she does calm down enough to attend a work function with him, she finds those feelings at the bottom of a bottle, and it makes for quite the awkward social mixer. As a result, Josh wants to give up everything, just so he can take care of Nora and find her a cure. He is SUCH the loyal pup. Even as werewolves, these two are pure Lifetime movie material.</p>

<p>After feeding, <b><span style="color:#DC7D00;">Suren</b></span> remarkably transforms from Cryptkeeper to sex goddess and finds her old idol <b><span style="color:#DC7D00;">Aidan</b></span> has changed, as well. He no longer kills, and he no longer feeds on humans. Knowing  the suspicion around Hegeman’s absence, Suren blackmails Aiden into turning a female cop instead of using a vampire already in place. Is the Aidan/Josh bromance so obvious that even the dead and buried know about it? Looks like man, even <i>undead</i> man, really IS dog’s best friend. But when Aidan can’t bring himself to do it, Suren learns he&#8217;s not really fit to be her second. At one point, she asks Aidan what it’s like without his maker. Clearly she’s making a subtle powerplay for more than just Boston.
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<p><br>Back at the house, <b><span style="color:#DC7D00;">Sally</b></span>’s hanging out with some rowdy new friends: a bunch of ghostly, nut-punching teenage boys, <b><span style="color:#DC7D00;">Suicide Stevie</b></span>, <b><span style="color:#DC7D00;">Dylan</b></span> and the aptly named <b><span style="color:#DC7D00;">Boner</b></span>, who all obsess over mind-whacking and spectral masturbation. When not ball-beating each other, they also go “raging” and decide to take Sally along for the ride. If anyone gives in to temptation like the season promises, it’s Sally. <i>Raging</i>, or possessing a body, becomes her new drug. Even though Stevie warns her “it’s like a crack den,” Sally dives in and immediately starts acting like she is, in fact, on crack. That’s not really under the radar.</p>

<p>Sally is taking every advantage of the body she’s in, eating chips, guzzling beer, huffing jasmine, no problem. But when her new friend Dylan tries taking some advantages with it, Sally suddenly realizes, it’s not so okay anymore. Suicide Stevie rips her from her host, and in a fit of possession-induced roid rage, Stevie <i>destroys</i> Dylan. How you kill a ghost is unclear, but—poof—Dylan ceases to exist. </p>

<p>In the end, Sally, in her possession crack hangover, commiserates with Nora over their circumstances. Nora slowly remembers that she killed Hegeman and tells Sally, “It’s better to know what you’re capable of, so you understand what you’re dealing with.“ Truer words were never spoken, especially with all the new nightmares sure to start coming out of the woodwork.</p>

<p>Wait. Where’s the sex this episode? Well, somehow in all this action, Aiden meets a hottie interviewing at the hospital. Later, she runs into him at the bar, swears she’s not a stalker and introduces herself. Her name is <b><span style="color:#DC7D00;">Julia</b></span> and based on the hot, up-against-the-wall-in-the-bar makeout session she instigates, she’s also pretty easy. That’s enough to keep us fantasizing until next week.</p>

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<tr><td><b><span style="color:#DC7D00;">Jim C.</b></span></b> is a sci-fi/supernatural/federation/superhero/Cylon teacher nerd, obsessed with TV, books and film. He spent his childhood reading comics, writing morbid horror stories and being the token tormented class homo, but he thinks he turned out pretty freakin&#8217; awesome.</td><td><img src="http://www.fanboysoftheuniverse.com/images/uploads/jimc_byline.jpg" style="border: 0;" alt="image" width="70" height="100" /></td></tr></table> 
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    <entry>
      <title>GLAAD Announces 2012 Award Nominees</title>
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      <published>2012-01-19T15:28:26Z</published>
      <updated>2012-01-19T15:56:27Z</updated>
      <author>
            <name>Chance</name>
            <email>chance@fanboysoftheuniverse.com</email>
            <uri>http://www.fanboysoftheuniverse.com</uri>      </author>

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        <p>This morning, GLAAD announced the nominees for their <b><span style="color:#DC7D00;">23rd Annual GLAAD Media Awards</b></span>. The awards recognize positive or progressive portrayals of LGBTQ characters in the media. (Which doesn&#8217;t explain why or how <i><b><span style="color:#DC7D00;">Torchwood</i></b></span> got a nomination.) Anyway, I&#8217;m always more interested in the comics nominations. I was very excited to see all my favorites recognized for their hard work and revolutionary representations of LGBTQ characters. If you read any of the comics nominated, you&#8217;re going to be impressed and proud of what the comics medium is capable of, in terms of social change and honest, interesting stories and characters. Congratulations to all the nominees! The awards will be presented in three separate ceremonies in New York (March 24), Los Angeles (April 21) and San Francisco (June 2).</p>

<p>Following are the nominees in the major categories. Agree? Disagree? Let us know what you think! </p>

<p><b><span style="color:#DC7D00;">Outstanding Comic Book</b></span><br />
<i>Avengers: The Children&#8217;s Crusade</i> by Allan Heinberg (Marvel)<br />
<i>Batwoman</i> by J.H. Williams III and W. Haden Blackman (DC Comics)<br />
<i>Secret Six</i> by Gail Simone (DC Comics)<br />
<i>Veronica Presents: Kevin Keller</i> by Dan Parent (Archie Comics)<br />
<i>X-Factor</i> by Peter David (Marvel Comics)</p>

<p><b><span style="color:#DC7D00;">Outstanding Film - Wide Release</b></span><br />
<i>Albert Nobbs</i> (Roadside Attractions)<br />
<i>Beginners</i> (Focus Features)<br />
<i>J. Edgar</i> (Warner Bros. Pictures)</p>

<p><b><span style="color:#DC7D00;">Outstanding Film - Limited Release</b></span><br />
<i>Circumstance</i> (Roadside Attractions)<br />
<i>Gun Hill Road</i> (Motion Film Group)<br />
<i>Pariah</i> (Focus Features)<br />
<i>Tomboy</i> (Rocket Releasing)<br />
<i>Weekend</i> (Sundance Selects)</p>

<p><b><span style="color:#DC7D00;">Outstanding Drama Series</b></span><br />
<i>Degrassi</i> (TeenNick)<br />
<i>Grey&#8217;s Anatomy</i> (ABC)<br />
<i>Pretty Little Liars</i> (ABC Family)<br />
<i>Shameless</i> (Showtime)<br />
<i>Torchwood: Miracle Day</i> (Starz)</p>

<p><b><span style="color:#DC7D00;">Outstanding Comedy Series</b></span><br />
<i>Exes and Ohs</i> (Logo)<br />
<i>Glee</i> (Fox)<br />
<i>Happy Endings</i> (ABC)<br />
<i>Modern Family</i> (ABC)<br />
<i>The Big C</i> (Showtime)</p>

<p><b><span style="color:#DC7D00;">Outstanding Music Artist</b></span><br />
Beverly McClellan, <i>Fear Nothing</i> (Oarfin Records)<br />
Girl in a Coma, <i>Exits &amp; All the Rest</i> (Blackheart Records)<br />
Hunx and His Punx, <i>Too Young to Be in Love</i> (Hardly Art)<br />
Lady Gaga, <i>Born This Way</i> (Interscope Records)<br />
MEN, <i>Talk About Body</i> (IAMSOUND Records)</p>

<p>See the rest of the nominees for the <b><span style="color:#DC7D00;">23rd Annual GLAAD Media Awards</b></span> at <b><a href="http://www.glaad.org/mediaawards/nominees" target="_blank">glaad.org</a></b>.
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    <entry>
      <title>Being Human: Mother Issues</title>
      <link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://www.fanboysoftheuniverse.com/index.php/site/index_single/being_human_mother_issues/" />
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      <published>2012-01-17T06:58:46Z</published>
      <updated>2012-01-18T06:08:47Z</updated>
      <author>
            <name>Jim C.</name>
            <email>haljordan303@gmail.com</email>
            <uri>http://sector1128.blogspot.com</uri>      </author>

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        <p>Having been a devoted fan of the original BBC supernatural drama <i><b><span style="color:#DC7D00;">Being Human</i></b></span>, I was, let&#8217;s say, less than twitterpated when Syfy announced a US adaptation. After the butcher job MTV committed with <i><b><span style="color:#DC7D00;">Skins</i></b></span>, I almost refused to tune in. Man, I&#8217;m glad I changed my mind. The US version uses the original series as a foundation and starting point, but their storylines, both original and revised, have gone in completely different directions. It doesn’t try to be a shot-for-shot recreation. Plus, the eye candy is better.<br />
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Before rushing into a recap of Monday&#8217;s season premiere, newbies might appreciate a quick first season rundown. Unlikely best friends, vampire <b><span style="color:#DC7D00;">Aidan</b></span> and werewolf <b><span style="color:#DC7D00;">Josh</b></span>, decide to move in together in Boston and try to live a somewhat normal life. As luck would have it, they rent a house haunted by ghost <b><span style="color:#DC7D00;">Sally</b></span>, the landlord&#8217;s murdered girlfriend. How&#8217;s that for a hat-trick? The three become quite the cozy clique of sexy supernaturals trying to be just like everyone else. They do a pretty good job: knocking up girlfriends with were-babies; turning children into vamps; and tormenting murderous exes in a very <i>Grudge</i>-like way. Sounds pretty normal to me.<br />
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After a season fighting his power-hungry maker, <b><span style="color:#DC7D00;">Bishop</b></span>, Aidan dusts him in the finale, leaving the trio free. Aidan gains control of the Boston vamps; Sally misses her John-Edwards-crossing-over door; and Josh may have accidentally turned his girlfriend to the canine side. It&#8217;s great to be free!<br />
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While Season One was all about being normal and fitting in, Season Two, with its &#8220;Temptation Is a Beast&#8221; tagline, promises weeks of naked, bloody debauchery. Count me in! As long as we get to see a naked Josh in every episode.
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<b><span style="color:#DC7D00;">Those puppy dog eyes.</b></span></p></center>

<p>In the Season Two premiere, &#8220;Turn This Mother Out,&#8221; Aidan&#8217;s on a failing mission to help Bishop&#8217;s orphaned vampire rookies learn how to survive on blood bags. The housemates lovingly refer to these vamps as the &#8220;tweakers,&#8221; and they really are bugging out, afraid that &#8220;<b><span style="color:#DC7D00;">Mother</b></span>&#8221; is coming to destroy them all. And they&#8217;re right; she is. Let&#8217;s just hope she gets there soon. Boston&#8217;s bagged blood supply has got to be running low.<br />
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From the start, Josh&#8217;s girlfriend <b><span style="color:#DC7D00;">Nora</b></span> is obsessing about turning into a wolf. Meanwhile, all Josh wants to do is bury his dog bone. It&#8217;s been four weeks, and the full moon is coming. Will she transform or not? Nora pesters Josh for details about his transformation, but he shuts down, not wanting her to know too much about that part of himself. Poor Nora. Have you ever <i>seen</i> a werewolf movie, honey? Once you&#8217;re scratched, you&#8217;re done. End of story. When she&#8217;s not obsessing about her painful, hairy fate, she awkwardly tries to make friends with Sally, even encouraging her to go to her high school reunion. As she says, &#8220;It&#8217;s like going to your own funeral.&#8221; Wow. It&#8217;s called sensitivity training, Dr. Nora.<br />
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So Sally goes to her reunion, but she&#8217;s not the only ghost there. She&#8217;s joined by her class&#8217;s teen suicide, as well as the popular mean girl who still believes she&#8217;s the center of the universe. Sally actually learns a lot about herself in this episode. She can sleep, she can dream, and she can help mean girls find their door to the afterlife. Within minutes, the Cordelia Chase wannabe has an epiphany, realizes she&#8217;s been hateful and, POOF, her door appears. WAY too easy. Or maybe Sally&#8217;s just that good.
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<b><span style="color:#DC7D00;">Diggin&#8217; up an old friend.</b></span></p></center>

<p>Even with the council&#8217;s backing, Mother doesn&#8217;t trust Aidan&#8217;s ability to lead. He&#8217;s against her plan to eliminate the new vamps. Mother doesn&#8217;t like this and announces she&#8217;s bringing in her “daughter” to run Boston. Seems Aidan&#8217;s just got too much humanity (not to mention a seriously intense bromance with a certain werewolf). Well, Mother has a cure for that. The silver bullets in Hegeman&#8217;s rifle should do the trick.<br />
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The premiere leaves almost as many questions as the finale. What’s the horrific backstory on this “daughter” they’re digging up? What crazy demon creature is Sally dreaming about? And who got that second bullet? With the dirty one-liners mixed in with some after-school special scenes, it&#8217;s sure to be a bloody riveting spring. However, there is one question about this episode that I can answer for you right now. Yes&#8230;Josh gets naked.</p>

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    <entry>
      <title>Fringe: Meeting Again for the First Time</title>
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      <published>2012-01-16T17:30:36Z</published>
      <updated>2012-01-17T05:12:37Z</updated>
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        <p>Let me tell you a little something about the brilliance of <i><b><span style="color:#DC7D00;">Fringe</i></b></span>. It&#8217;s audacious, really, even for a science fiction show, to essentially &#8220;erase&#8221; the major events of past seasons, then re-enact them, as if for the first time. Here&#8217;s the brilliant part, though. They do it, and not only does it work in terms of plot and character integrity, but each scenario carries such honest emotional weight, that it all feels completely fresh and new. </p>

<p>Take, for instance, a scene in &#8220;Back to Where You&#8217;ve Never Been&#8221; (itself a clever summation of the complexities of the alternate timeline story). Peter and Lincoln Lee have crossed over to the &#8220;other side,&#8221; with disastrous results. While Lincoln is in captivity, Peter makes a desperate attempt to contact Walter through Elizabeth. Now, we&#8217;ve seen Elizabeth &#8220;meet&#8221; Peter a couple of times now. In flashback, we&#8217;ve seen her first reject, then embrace the alternate universe&#8217;s Peter after the death of her son. We&#8217;ve also seen the alternate universe Elizabeth get her son back. So, here we are again. Alternate universe Elizabeth comes face to face with the son she lost. We&#8217;ve seen this reunion before, yet the characters and their histories are so rich, it doesn&#8217;t matter. We see yet another reunion scenario, and it&#8217;s just as powerful. </p>

<p>Similarly, Walter describes the suicide of his universe&#8217;s Elizabeth, and it is devastating. Peter meets Fauxlivia, and only has a moment with her, but later, when Lincoln tells her that Peter says she can be trusted, the surprise on her face barely masks the quiet longing in her eyes. It&#8217;s all so well-constructed and well-acted. 
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<p><br>There have been some complaints about this season, I know. Another timeline, essentially starting the series over? It felt like a setback. Yet, the slow burn of the first half of the season was just building to this episode. Everything is in chaos again. Or, as Walternate so eloquently puts it, &#8220;Not everything is as it seems.&#8221;</p>

<p>Peter now finds himself in a universe (or universes) where Walter has rejected him, Olivia can&#8217;t be trusted, and Walternate is the only hope to save the universes and possibly restore Peter to the timeline. It&#8217;s a game changer. And building the Lincoln/Olivia relationship, keeping Peter out of the early episodes, then outside the circle of trust for subsequent episodes, all makes sense now. </p>

<p>The rest of this season, likely the show&#8217;s last, is guaranteed to be unlike anything we&#8217;ve seen before, even if we&#8217;ve seen it before. And <i>that</i>, my fellow fanboys, is what makes this show so brilliant. 
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    <entry>
      <title>Movie Review: Beauty and the 3D Beast</title>
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      <published>2012-01-16T15:33:03Z</published>
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        <p>The subject doesn&#8217;t come up very often here on <b><span style="color:#DC7D00;">FBOTU</b></span>, but I have to confess, there was a time when I was a total Disney queen. My home was adorned in Disney art; I attended opening night screenings at Disney&#8217;s El Capitan theater for every new release; I was an annual passholder at Disneyland. I even convinced a cute cast member to give me a private Jungle Cruise boat ride one magical, starry night in the Happiest Place on Earth. I eventually cut way back on my Disney obsession, mainly because I started spending time with other Disney queens and got a glimpse into my inevitable &#8220;It&#8217;s a Small Gay World&#8221; future, if I continued to let my devotion run amok. I rarely give in to moderation, but I made an exception just this once. I cooled my Disney obsession.<br />
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With my history as a Disney fanboy, I wondered if I could be objective in reviewing the new 3D release of <b><i><span style="color:#DC7D00;">Beauty and the Beast</b></i></span>. Despite my Disney-leaning tendencies, I skipped <i>The Lion King</i> in 3D, mainly because I&#8217;ve never been a fan of its distasteful white supremacist message. But there was no way I was going to miss <i>Beauty and the Beast</i>. It&#8217;s been years since I&#8217;ve seen it on the big screen, so that opportunity alone was a bigger draw than whatever magical new dimensions the 3D conversion promised. I remember seeing the film in its original release at least a dozen times. I listened to the soundtrack on a loop for months. Yet, I don&#8217;t think I&#8217;ve ever watched it on TV or on DVD.<br />
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I&#8217;m not a fan of 3D and have only tolerated its use in a couple of instances. So, I wasn&#8217;t surprised (nor should you be) that <i>Beauty and the Beast</i> doesn&#8217;t need 3D. It is, in fact, a wasted venture that seems to do more harm than good. The 3D conversion has actually made the characters feel somehow <i>more</i> two-dimensional in appearance than before. Instead of immersing the viewer in the film, the 3D just chops up and separates the layers. Instead of enhancing the original rich animation, the 3D diminishes it. It&#8217;s a bizarre transformation and wholly unnecessary. However, the theater was full, so if it&#8217;s a way to get a new generation to see the film on the big screen, then great.
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I&#8217;d rather just talk about the movie. I&#8217;m pleased (and relieved) to report that the film still holds up. It&#8217;s a gorgeous work of art with an incomparable musical score. Boy, do I love that score. It&#8217;s haunting, soaring, playful and emotional. It&#8217;s the kind of score that conveys the emotional journey of the film so well, you can listen to it by itself and still get the experience of watching the movie. Take, for instance, the soaring strings as Belle runs across the hillside, in full Julie Andrews mode, declaring her desire for adventure. Or the amazing transformation sequence, which takes the simple melody of &#8220;Something There&#8221; and builds on it until it&#8217;s a thundering, orchestral triumph. Still chokes me up.<br />
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The characters, story and themes stand the test of time, as well. If anything, the message that even beautiful people can be monsters, and monsters can be beautiful people feels startlingly relevant, considering the flood of attractive, but horrible people that have become pop culture icons thanks to the rise of reality television.   <br />
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Something else I noticed this time around that I was only vaguely conscious of in previous viewings is just how often Belle is physically threatened by the men in the movie. Gaston&#8217;s proposal turns into an increasingly uncomfortable physical intimidation, as he blocks her escape with furniture, then with his own body. When she disobeys everyone&#8217;s warnings to stay out of the west wing, the Beast explodes, destroying the space around her, forcing her to flee for her own safety. It&#8217;s no accident that the Beast and Gaston share so many characteristics (temper, size, hair). The Beast is ultimately redeemed by his love for Belle; Gaston dies because he only ever wanted to possess her.
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As for Belle, she may be the smartest girl in the village, but she&#8217;s still only reading at about a third grade level. She&#8217;s reading <i>Jack and the Beanstalk</i> and <i>Snow White</i>, which are not exactly Voltaire or Rousseau. Her reading choices, of course, appeal to the kids in the audience, so I understand. Still, it&#8217;s probably best she&#8217;s marrying a prince, because there aren&#8217;t a lot of questions about <i>Jack and the Beanstalk</i> on the SATs.<br />
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My only complaint is with the animation, which can be very broad and melodramatic at times. What is a fairytale, if not pure melodrama, right? But in a movie that focuses as much on the subtext as it does on musical numbers, I&#8217;m surprised the animators let themselves go so over the top in a couple of scenes, eliciting more groans and snickers than they probably intended. One such scene is right after the Beast blows up at Belle in the west wing and then collapses in a traditional &#8220;woe is me&#8221; pose. The other is Belle&#8217;s dramatic flinging of herself on the bed in her room that just reads as too grandiose, even for a teenage girl, and especially for Belle. Both scenes could really have used a subtler or more controlled expression of the characters&#8217; emotions. It&#8217;s a minor complaint in an otherwise flawless film, but those two moments stood out for me, so I thought I should mention them.<br />
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I ended up seeing the movie by myself. Ordinarily, I don&#8217;t mind seeing movies alone, because if I waited for friends to join me for all the crap I see, I&#8217;d never see anything. But when you&#8217;re a gay man in his late mid-thirties, sitting alone in a theater, surrounded by children and conscious that the suspicious glares of a hundred parents are upon you&#8230;well, that&#8217;s a special feeling that I&#8217;m not anxious to repeat. Not until 2013, at least, when <i>The Little Mermaid</i> is re-released.<br />
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And speaking of Disney queens, I&#8217;ll just wrap this up with two words: &#8220;Hey, girl!&#8221;<br />
 
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      <title>Supernatural: Luckier Than Most</title>
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      <published>2012-01-16T06:27:41Z</published>
      <updated>2012-01-17T06:39:42Z</updated>
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        <p>It was an <b><span style="color:#DC7D00;">Alex Krycek</b></span> weekend, did you notice? Not only did former <i>X-Files</i> hottie <b><span style="color:#DC7D00;">Nicholas Lea</b></span> appear on <i><b><span style="color:#DC7D00;">Supernatural</i></b></span> (as Elliott Ness, no less), he also dropped in on <i><b><span style="color:#DC7D00;">Once Upon a Time</i></b></span> as Hansel and Gretel&#8217;s deadbeat dad. I&#8217;m slightly disappointed he didn&#8217;t crash Oprah&#8217;s interview with Steven Tyler. When they were on their hands and knees crawling in the woods and discovering spirituality in the stillness, an angry, armless Krycek appearance could have really livened things up.</p>

<p>Like I said, Nicholas plays famous G-man Elliot Ness in Friday&#8217;s <i>Supernatural</i> episode, &#8220;Time After Time After Time.&#8221; When I saw previews for this episode last week, I got a little nervous. I was worried we were going to get another episode like &#8220;The French Mistake&#8221; debacle. Alternate universes and time travel can be iffy, when not in the hands of a certain Doctor. Much to my delight, though, this episode is handled with a minimum amount of campiness, and we even get more insight into what&#8217;s going on in Dean&#8217;s head at the moment. </p>

<p>Sheriff Mills gives the Winchesters a call to report a bizarre case of mummification. After some initial investigation, the boys zero in on a seemingly ageless fellow who&#8217;s sucking the life out of his victims. Dean rushes him, and before you can say, &#8220;All That Jazz,&#8221; gets transported back to Chicago, 1944. It&#8217;s not long before he teams up with fellow hunter Eliot Ness to track down the perp, who just happens to be Chronos, the God of Time. Meanwhile, Sheriff Mills plays sidekick to Sam, researching Chronos and reminiscing about Bobby. 
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<p><br>Even though he&#8217;s facing the possibility of being stuck in the past forever, Dean finally gets a few lighthearted moments when he lets his inner <i>Untouchables</i> fanboy out. Channeling what he&#8217;s learned about the time period from movies, he gets a rare chance to play the funny man. For his part, Nicholas does a nice job infusing Ness with enough gruff and grim determination to give Dean a little perspective. &#8220;Everybody loses everybody, and then one day, boom, your number&#8217;s up,&#8221; he tells Dean. &#8220;But at least you&#8217;re making a difference. So, enjoy it while it lasts, kid, &#8216;cause hunting&#8217;s the only clarity you&#8217;re gonna find in this life, and that makes you luckier than most.&#8221; Dean&#8217;s been searching for his purpose this season, and this isn&#8217;t the first time he&#8217;s been told to just suck it up and keep hunting. Good advice for all of us, I think. </p>

<p>As a possible replacement for Bobby, Sheriff Mills is a nice fit. I like her more than I like Frank, that&#8217;s for sure. They&#8217;ve repeatedly made the point in recent episodes that all it takes is the death of a loved one to draw you into the hunter life. That&#8217;s certainly an entry point for Sheriff Mills. I doubt that&#8217;s what Bobby would have wanted for her, though. And since the boys talked a couple of hunters into giving up the life last week, I don&#8217;t expect they&#8217;re going to let her get too involved. </p>

<p>My main complaint, if you can call it that, is a technical one. Someone needs to download all those books and ancient texts into a wiki database of some kind that the boys can reference whenever they need it. Lugging a library around everywhere you go is just not efficient. I suppose that&#8217;s reason enough to appoint Sheriff Mills the librarian and caretaker of Bobby&#8217;s books. Still, I&#8217;m not giving up on the wiki idea. </p>

<p>Finally, though I make the occasional inappropriate &#8220;Wincest&#8221; comment, I&#8217;m seriously not writing or reading any fan fiction. Seriously. However, I did happen upon <b><a href="http://youtu.be/euw56MvpMyU" target="_blank">this video</a></b> while searching for something else entirely, I swear. Lady Gaga and the Winchester brothers? How could I resist?</p>

<p><b><span style="color:#DC7D00;">NEXT WEEK</b></span>: Dean and the Doctor battle Daleks!</p>

<p>Read all of FBOTU&#8217;s <i><b><span style="color:#DC7D00;">Supernatural</i></b></span> season seven recaps <b><a href="http://www.fanboysoftheuniverse.com/index.php/site/C58/" title="here">here</a></b>. They&#8217;re supernaturally delicious!
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      <title>Vampire Diaries: Team Klaus</title>
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      <published>2012-01-13T16:10:51Z</published>
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        <p><b><span style="color:#DC7D00;">Damon</b></span>&#8216;s prancing around in a towel; must be Thursday! As this week&#8217;s episode, &#8220;Our Town,&#8221; begins, it&#8217;s the morning after the big kiss, and Damon is feeling very pleased with himself, having probably just pleased himself. Meanwhile, <b><span style="color:#DC7D00;">Elena</b></span> is beating the hell out of <b><span style="color:#DC7D00;">Alaric</b></span>&#8216;s punching bag. &#8220;Frustration,&#8221; she says. &#8220;Uh huh,&#8221; we all say. She should have followed Damon&#8217;s example. </p>

<p>In case you missed last week&#8217;s episode, Elena and Alaric remind us of some key plot points. Namely, Damon compelled <b><span style="color:#DC7D00;">Jeremy</b></span> to pack up his plaid shirts and Nintendo DS and check out of this heartbreak hotel. He&#8217;s going to Denver, and I have to wonder if the CW is planning a Jeremy spin-off. It can be all about him not dying. They can call it <i>Things to Do in Denver When You&#8217;re Not Dead</i>. Or <i>The Non-Vampire Diaries</i>. I could probably come up with something better, but it&#8217;ll have to wait, because it&#8217;s time to go back to the g*ddamn witch house!</p>

<p><b><span style="color:#DC7D00;">Bonnie</b></span>&#8216;s working on the mystery casket. She tries every spell she&#8217;s learned from watching <i>The Secret Circle</i>, but nothing&#8217;s working. Plus, there&#8217;s a hybrid lurking about. To her credit, Bonnie senses someone&#8217;s around. But instead of stealthily checking out who it might be, she starts calling out to him. If this were <i><b><span style="color:#DC7D00;">World of Warcraft</i></b></span>, Bonnie&#8217;s the player you&#8217;d send to aggro the monsters. Thankfully, Damon has gotten really good at ripping hybrid hearts out, but their presence irks <b><span style="color:#DC7D00;">Stefan</b></span>. Well, as much as anything can irk cold, heartless, emotionless Stefan. Honestly, Stefan was never a bundle of smiles and emotions to begin with. This new Stefan is like a soulless, unfeeling cardboard cutout. He could be a Republican presidential nominee! </p>

<p>Back at school (What? They still go to that?), it&#8217;s <b><span style="color:#DC7D00;">Caroline</b></span>&#8216;s birthday, and she&#8217;s having a little trouble accepting the fact that she&#8217;s a.) dead and b.) single, having dumped <b><span style="color:#DC7D00;">Klaus</b></span>-loving <b><span style="color:#DC7D00;">Tyler</b></span> in last week&#8217;s episode. Tyler tries to apologize for the whole sire subservience thing, but she&#8217;s not having it. A cheap-ass charm bracelet seems to do the trick, though, cause she&#8217;s texting him a few scenes later. Ugh. She, too, should have followed Damon&#8217;s example. </p>

<p>The theme of this episode is really all about how f**ked up life is now that everyone&#8217;s a vampire, hybrid, witch, doppelganger or Jerermy. You can mourn over who you used to be in the good old days, or you can pick yourself up by your Louboutin bootstraps and just keep going. (Or go to Denver, if you&#8217;re Jeremy.) The kids try to do things they used to do: make poster board signs, have birthday parties, drink bottom-shelf tequila. But it&#8217;s just no use. </p>

<p>Of course, the horror elements are just metaphors for growing up, and the teenage angst that can transform the smallest changes into earth-shattering cataclysms. <i>Buffy</i> probably did this sort of thing the best, but <i>The Vampire Diaries</i> does it with more melodrama and costume changes, so it&#8217;s hard to complain. </p>

<p>Stefan pays a visit to Klaus to see how renovations are going. All these decaying or partially-built sets are making me think they&#8217;re cutting back on set designers this season. Or maybe Klaus&#8217;s sparse digs are a clever allusion to <b><span style="color:#DC7D00;">Anton Chekhov</b></span>. See, there&#8217;s just Klaus, Stefan, a buzz saw, a hand saw and a hybrid in the room. I thought the buzz saw was going to come into play, but it&#8217;s just a red herring. Stefan opts for the hand saw to relieve Klaus&#8217;s casket-wheeling flunkie of her pretty little head. Klaus is left a bit speechless, but his eyes say, &#8220;It&#8217;s on like Donkey Kong, bitch!&#8221;</p>

<p>Speaking of bitches, Caroline rebukes her friends&#8217; attempts to celebrate her birthday. She just wants to stay home alone and whine. Elena, proving that she really is falling out of touch with appropriate life choices, suggests they go to a crypt in the cemetery and have a funeral for Caroline. Why anyone in Mystic Falls would agree to this, I have no idea. I guess it&#8217;s a slightly better idea than dousing themselves in steak sauce on a full moon. </p>

<p>Oh, remember <b><span style="color:#DC7D00;">Doctor Fell</b></span> from last week? I predicted we&#8217;d be seeing more of her, and guess what? She&#8217;s back! And she&#8217;s trouble. Alaric runs into her and her problems at the Council meeting. Meanwhile, Damon runs into Klaus, who&#8217;s managed to wrap the Mayor and Council around his little hybrid finger. Now the whole town wants Stefan to give those caskets back. I guess it&#8217;s time for a showdown!</p>

<p>You know the worst part of attending a birthday party/funeral with a bunch of gorgeous model/actors on the CW? They bring a cake, but no one eats it. This actually used to happen to me a lot in L.A., where I&#8217;d go to birthday parties, everyone would ooh and ahh over the cake, then all refuse a piece. On <i>The Vampire Diaries</i>, people are much more likely to eat each other than a piece of cake, which is exactly what happens when Tyler shows up at the crypt to bite Caroline, on Klaus&#8217;s orders. Then, before Matt and Elena can drunkenly hook up and do it in the crypt, Stefan shows up to kidnap Elena as a weapon against Klaus. Great. So they&#8217;re just going to leave the cake in the cemetery now? </p>

<p>It&#8217;s showdown time! Stefan force feeds Elena some blood, and she&#8217;s so repulsed by this, you&#8217;d think he was feeding her cake. Stefan tells Klaus he&#8217;s going to turn Elena into a vampire, thus cutting off the source of Klaus&#8217;s doppelganger-infused hybrids. Things get pretty tense in this supernatural little standoff (driveoff?) as Stefan comes thrillingly close to driving off the bridge. Klaus caves. </p>

<p>Point goes to Stefan. </p>

<p>You&#8217;d think Elena would be happy they got some leverage over Klaus, but noooooo. She&#8217;s more than a little offended that Stefan was going to kill her on the same bridge where her parents died. Stefan just sort of shrugs, like, &#8220;What? Is that like a thing?&#8221; I can&#8217;t really talk about the rest of this scene, because it&#8217;s very emotional and is painfully close to a real-life conversation I had with an ex. I&#8217;ll just say this: If you find yourself asking someone what matters more, destroying an ancient vampire or saving your relationship, you already know the answer. </p>

<p>At this point, I&#8217;m thinking of switching my allegiance to Klaus. He gives a lovely speech when he shows up to save Caroline that&#8217;s both sweet and seductive. Plus, he spies Tyler&#8217;s janky charm bracelet and replaces it with a sparkly diamond alternative. None of this is accidental, of course. He ordered Tyler to bite her. Now, he&#8217;s turned another of Stefan&#8217;s allies against him. Soon, everyone will be on Team Klaus. So, I might as well join now. </p>

<p>The episode wraps up with Jeremy supposedly leaving for Denver, Matt woodenly working his way back into Elena&#8217;s heart, and an actual wooden stake in the heart of Doctor Fell&#8217;s ex-boyfriend. See, I knew she was going to be trouble. </p>

<p>So, what does all this have to do with Thorton Wilder&#8217;s <i>Our Town</i>? I think it&#8217;s safe to assume that the episode&#8217;s themes of love, loss, death and impermanence mirrors the lives, loves and tragedies of the denizens of Grover&#8217;s Corners. In <i>Our Town</i>, Emily Webb is told by the other residents of the cemetery that she must let go of the past and move on, in much the same way that Caroline, Elena and even Jeremy are told to do the same. Plus, there were all those vampires in Grover&#8217;s Corners, so, you know, the parallels are kind of obvious. 
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    <entry>
      <title>Robot, Ninja and Gay Guy: Epic Silliness</title>
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      <id>tag:fanboysoftheuniverse.com,2012:index.php/site/index/1.2001</id>
      <published>2012-01-12T17:24:51Z</published>
      <updated>2012-01-12T22:15:52Z</updated>
      <author>
            <name>Chance</name>
            <email>chance@fanboysoftheuniverse.com</email>
            <uri>http://www.fanboysoftheuniverse.com</uri>      </author>

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        <p>If you&#8217;ve been jonesing for a <b><i><span style="color:#DC7D00;">Robot, Ninja &amp; Gay Guy</b></i></span> fix while impatiently awaiting a second season, <b><span style="color:#DC7D00;">Travis Richey</b></span> (aka Gay Guy, aka Inspector Spacetime) and the <i>RNGG</i> gang have a treat for you, in the form of a new series of trailers publicizing the first season of the popular webseries. Each of the titular characters gets his own introductory trailer, each in a different cinematic style. Since the series is best known for sending up the tropes of television&#8217;s beloved sitcoms, it&#8217;s fabulous to see them take on a few cinematic cliches as well.<br />
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Robot&#8217;s trailer is all sci-fi action and adventure; Ninja&#8217;s is a heart-stirring epic; and Gay Guy&#8217;s is pure romantic comedy. Even nosy neighbor Mr. Furper (<b><span style="color:#DC7D00;">Nicholas Brendon</b></span> of <i>Buffy</i> and <i>Psycho Beach Party</i> fame) gets a Bond-esque spy theme. You can watch each of the trailers below, as well as the first episode of season one. (You know, in case you have no idea what I&#8217;m talking about.)<br />
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You can also help make season two a reality by donating to the cause on the official <b><a href="http://www.robotninjagayguy.com/RNGG/DONATE.html" target="_blank"><i>RNGG</i> website</a></b>. Now&#8230;watch, enjoy and share!<br />
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<b><span style="color:#DC7D00;">Robot (Ryan Churchill)</b></span>:
</p><center><iframe width="560" height="315" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/NUvI93kXLrA" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe></center><p>
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<b><span style="color:#DC7D00;">Ninja (Brian Giovanni)</b></span>:
</p><center><iframe width="560" height="315" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/RwoFscX7iUM" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe></center><p>
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<b><span style="color:#DC7D00;">Gay Guy (Travis Richey)</b></span>:
</p><center><iframe width="560" height="315" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/N-pbJnt6NhU" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe></center>

<p><br><b><span style="color:#DC7D00;">Mr. Furper (Nicholas Brendan)</b></span>:
</p><center><iframe width="560" height="315" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/cJHRSjJBPT8" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe></center>

<p><br><b><span style="color:#DC7D00;">Episode 1</b></span>:
</p><center><iframe width="560" height="315" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/g4mKty7G7_U" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe></center><p>
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You can follow the antics of <i>RNGG</i> on <b><a href="http://www.facebook.com/robotninjagayguy" target="_blank">Facebook</a></b> and, of course, <b><a href="http://www.youtube.com/user/sivartis" target="_blank">YouTube</a></b>.
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    <entry>
      <title>Podcast: FBOTU&#8217;s 2012 Preview</title>
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      <id>tag:fanboysoftheuniverse.com,2012:index.php/site/index/1.2000</id>
      <published>2012-01-11T14:21:35Z</published>
      <updated>2012-01-11T14:45:36Z</updated>
      <author>
            <name>FBOTU</name>
            <email>info@fanboysoftheuniverse.com</email>
                  </author>

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        scheme="http://www.fanboysoftheuniverse.com/index.php/site/index_single/C42/"
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        <p>It&#8217;s our first podcast of the new year! Huzzah! (&#8220;Huzzah&#8221; is something I&#8217;m going to be saying in 2012, just so you know.) What better time to look back at 2011, share a few memories, laugh, cry and roll our eyes at the year that was, then look ahead at all the geeky goodness coming our way in 2012. True, we could have done this at the end of December, but a) I had a cold and b) that <i>Ancient Aliens</i> marathon wasn&#8217;t going to watch itself. So, sit back, relax and let <b><span style="color:#DC7D00;">Chance</b></span> and <b><span style="color:#DC7D00;">Johnny M</b></span> take you on a magical journey into the past and the future. Let&#8217;s Time Lord this bitch!</p>

<p><b><span style="color:#DC7D00;">Here are a few highlights</b></span>:</p>

<p><b><span style="color:#DC7D00;">•</b></span> Johnny M shares his favorite movies (and movie surprises) of 2011!<br />
<b><span style="color:#DC7D00;">•</b></span> Chance talks comics and the relaunch that changed the world forever. Forever!<br />
<b><span style="color:#DC7D00;">•</b></span> Golden Globes! Oscars! Billy Crystal! We&#8217;re <i>not</i> looking forward to one of these things, and he knows who he is.<br />
<b><span style="color:#DC7D00;">•</b></span> Excited about movies in 2012? Oh, you will be. You&#8230;will&#8230;be. FBOTU runs through a whole year of highly-anticipated geek and geek-friendly films.<br />
<b><span style="color:#DC7D00;">•</b></span> There will be cons aplenty in the new year. Which ones are you looking forward to the most? There are 27 million in March alone. <br />
<b><span style="color:#DC7D00;">•</b></span> Chance makes a shocking announcement about the future of something you&#8217;ve all being asking about. (Hint: geeky guys in underpants.) Don&#8217;t miss it!</p>

<p>Please enjoy and thanks for listening!</p>

<p><b><span style="color:#DC7D00;">P.S.</b></span> Huzzah!
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    <entry>
      <title>Join Team FBOTU Today!</title>
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      <id>tag:fanboysoftheuniverse.com,2012:index.php/site/index/1.1999</id>
      <published>2012-01-10T14:53:14Z</published>
      <updated>2012-01-10T15:42:15Z</updated>
      <author>
            <name>FBOTU</name>
            <email>info@fanboysoftheuniverse.com</email>
                  </author>

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        <p>You made a resolution to find a new hobby, or to get more involved in the geek community. Or maybe you pledged to get your writing out there for people to read on a wider scale. Whatever may be motivating you, we want you to join <b><span style="color:#DC7D00;">Team FBOTU</b></span>!<br />
 <br />
So, what does it take? In the world of online journalism and feature writing, you really need to be self-motivated and driven. These are largely unpaid positions, so it&#8217;s got to be a labor of love. I say &#8220;largely,&#8221; because there are a few perks along the way, some intangible, some substantial (i.e., free movie tickets, DVDs, convention passes, etc.).<br />
 <br />
Here are a few key positions we&#8217;re looking to fill as soon as possible.<br />
 <br />
<b><span style="color:#DC7D00;">Tumblr Editor</b></span><br />
We love Tumblr. We just don&#8217;t have the time to curate our page. So, if you&#8217;re a Tumblr fan and have fun and irreverent taste in all things geeky, then you&#8217;d be perfect to take on the FBOTU Tumblr page. (Sorry, no nudity allowed; it&#8217;s a PG-13 page.) <br />
 <br />
<b><span style="color:#DC7D00;">News Editor</b></span><br />
You&#8217;re clicking on geek-related headlines all day, every day, so why not help shape the tone and editorial direction of FBOTU? We need 10 awesome headlines (with accompanying links) a day, 5 days a week. A fun and easy way to make your mark!<br />
 <br />
<b><span style="color:#DC7D00;">TV Contributing Writers</b></span><br />
Have a favorite show you watch religiously? Want to blog about it? Or maybe you already blog about it, but you&#8217;d love to expand your audience? We&#8217;re looking for writers to cover TV shows on an ongoing basis, so we&#8217;re really looking for more than a one-time recap. TV coverage is due by the end of the day, the day <i>after</i> the episode airs, so there is a deadline to keep you motivated.<br />
 <br />
<b><span style="color:#DC7D00;">Web Cartoonist</b></span><br />
This has been a dream of ours for a while, so we&#8217;re putting it out there in the universe, and hopefully something will come of it. We&#8217;d love to launch an online webcomic exclusive to FBOTU. Whether you&#8217;re an artist/writer or an artist who&#8217;d like to work with a writer, let us know. For all your hard work, you&#8217;ll be getting a substantial stage, with an instant built-in audience, plus the publicity machine behind FBOTU, as well as potential publishing opportunities. Win-win!<br />
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To submit yourself for any of the positions above, or if you have ideas for other ways you can contribute to FBOTU, just email FBOTU Overlord Chance at <b><a href="mailto:info@fanboysoftheuniverse.com">info@fanboysoftheuniverse.com</a></b>! or PM him via the Forum page. Easy!<br />
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Thanks for your time, and we look forward to your <strike>submissiveness</strike> submissions.<br />
 <br />
-<b><span style="color:#DC7D00;">Team FBOTU</b></span>
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