Though it’s been over six months since I moved FBOTU headquarters (and myself) to New York, my living space has remained… Read More »
If you’ve ever wanted to lick icing off Thor’s face, I’ve got great news for you. Williams-Sonoma, the… Read More »
Strangely enough, I was just thinking I’d really like a little jar of white goo with random pieces of Matt Smith floating… Read More »
Jimmy O sits in a clear plastic case, high on a shelf in my apartment, protected from the curious paws of a couple of young… Read More »
I have a love, and it’s all that I have. Right or wrong, what else can I do? I love him; I’m his, And everything… Read More »
I like to think of Team FBOTU as something akin to a queer Charlie’s Angels, only instead of taking our orders from Charlie… Read More »
Because I didn’t get enough of crowds during the busy shopping season, I decided to go to Disneyland yesterday. However,… Read More »
