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Christian Bale will f**king kick your f**king @ss
Posted: 03 February 2009 02:02 PM   [ Ignore ]
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Christian Bale, star of the upcoming Terminator: Salvation, apparently has a very, very filthy mouth and a rather short temper.  He let loose on a DP (director of photography) during the filming of the movie a few months ago, when said DP apparently ruined his scene.  Bale, among other things, promised to “f**king kick [his] f**king ass” and even went off on people who tried to calm him down and other members of the crew. 

Of course, this means that “Christian Bale goes crazy” is going to be a new techno hit.  Enter mix-master Revolucian, famous for turning similar rants from Bill O’Reilly and Barbra “STFU” Streisand into killer club tracks.  (Part of the Babs track is even in the “Bale Out” track)  Seriously, check out his other stuff.  He’s slated to produce RuPaul’s new album.

Warning, links very NSFW.  No bad images, but a near-constant use of profanity.

The original rant:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0_felWss-Lw

The techno remix:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YTihsJQHt48

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Posted: 03 February 2009 02:19 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 1 ]
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He gets on my nerves. I went of that guy real fast.

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Posted: 03 February 2009 03:47 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 2 ]
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What a jerk.  Weren’t there some accusations of abuse brought up against him by his mother and sister not too long ago?  (or something like that)

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Posted: 03 February 2009 04:35 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 3 ]
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I can see losing it if you’re playing Hamlet and in the middle of your death scene and some goofy DP starts wandering around in your field of vision. But Terminator? Still, I’ve often fantasized about being famous enough to have that kind of fit. Sigh…someday.

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Posted: 03 February 2009 07:01 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 4 ]
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Personally, I find it amusing that the angrier he gets, the more his natural accent comes out.

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Posted: 03 February 2009 11:38 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 5 ]
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Johnny M - 03 February 2009 02:02 PM

Of course, this means that “Christian Bale goes crazy” is going to be a new techno hit.  Enter mix-master Revolucian, famous for turning similar rants from Bill O’Reilly and Barbra “STFU” Streisand into killer club tracks.  (Part of the Babs track is even in the “Bale Out” track)  Seriously, check out his other stuff.  He’s slated to produce RuPaul’s new album.

I posted this on FaceBook and MySpace earlier, LOL.

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Posted: 05 February 2009 10:05 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 6 ]
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Oh no! Now Anne Hathaway, too!

Anne Hathaway Freaks on the Set of Rachel Getting Married

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Posted: 05 February 2009 10:34 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 7 ]
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Chance - 05 February 2009 10:05 AM

Oh no! Now Anne Hathaway, too!

Anne Hathaway Freaks on the Set of Rachel Getting Married

Is she just mucking about emulating Bale or is she serious? If she’s serious, she’s a spoiled little princess who needs her mommy to give her a slap.

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Posted: 05 February 2009 10:37 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 8 ]
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I think it’s a parody.

Someone should do a techno remix of that too.  LOL

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Posted: 05 February 2009 10:45 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 9 ]
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It’s comedienne Sara Benincasa playing Anne! It’s just a parody! Sara is best known for her Sarah Palin vlog last year, which was a riot:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qEW12XLUM7A

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Posted: 05 February 2009 11:14 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 10 ]
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It just makes me want him more grin

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Posted: 05 February 2009 11:33 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 11 ]
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evilboyrobin - 05 February 2009 11:14 AM

It just makes me want him more grin

Eh.  If an actor that I had the hots for started swearing and making sexual demands at me, that’s one thing…  LOL

...but it’s a total turn-off when they treat the crew like garbage.  Don’t get me wrong, I know we all have our off days/moments, but the length of that rant was fucking ridiculous.  I’m not one to get into heated arguments, but I would’ve had to lay the smack-down on Christian in this scenario. 

I would’ve been all:  “Sit the fuck down Christian!  No!  You’re not John Connor anymore.  I’m John Connor. *deep breath*  Get the fuck off my set!  You’re finished here!”

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Posted: 05 February 2009 01:36 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 12 ]
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Tallstar - 05 February 2009 11:33 AM
evilboyrobin - 05 February 2009 11:14 AM

It just makes me want him more grin

Eh.  If an actor that I had the hots for started swearing and making sexual demands at me, that’s one thing…  LOL

...but it’s a total turn-off when they treat the crew like garbage.  Don’t get me wrong, I know we all have our off days/moments, but the length of that rant was fucking ridiculous.  I’m not one to get into heated arguments, but I would’ve had to lay the smack-down on Christian in this scenario. 

I would’ve been all:  “Sit the fuck down Christian!  No!  You’re not John Connor anymore.  I’m John Connor. *deep breath*  Get the fuck off my set!  You’re finished here!”


I’ll watch the smack down grin

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Posted: 09 February 2009 08:27 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 13 ]
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evilboyrobin - 05 February 2009 01:36 PM

I’ll watch the smack down grin

I think it would end something like this:  LOL

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yLDSoRxgfg4

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Posted: 11 February 2009 08:13 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 14 ]
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Tallstar - 09 February 2009 08:27 AM
evilboyrobin - 05 February 2009 01:36 PM

I’ll watch the smack down grin

I think it would end something like this:  LOL

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yLDSoRxgfg4

I knew it’d be something like that. I think Bale would probably fight back a bit more.

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Posted: 11 February 2009 08:21 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 15 ]
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Havoc - 11 February 2009 08:13 AM

I knew it’d be something like that. I think Bale would probably fight back a bit more.

He’d be incapacitated with the shirt over his head.  raspberry

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