You don’t have to be an FBOTM to answer the FBOTM Questionnaire. It might be a fun way to get to know each other a little better. And if you do end up being an FBOTM in the near future, I’ll just give you new questions. You can see how August FBOTM Paul and the previous FBOTMs answered here.
CHANCE ——-
1. Boxers, briefs or commando?
2. DC or Marvel?
3. Last movie you stood in line to see?
4. Best video game ever?
5. Most played song on your iPod or Zune or record player or whatever?
6. Lightsaber, wand or Power Sword?
7. Favorite Halloween/cosplay costume?
8. Witch fight! Samantha Stevens vs. Hermione Granger?
9. Best hair? Wolverine, Mutt Williams or George Lucas?
10. Your idea of the perfect fanboy date?
11. Movie line you quote the most?
12. Favorite geek-out activity?
13. Hottest elf? Orlando Bloom in Lord of the Rings, Luke Goss in Hellboy II or Hermey in Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer?
14. The Dark Knight, The Dark Crystal, Donnie Darko or Dark Chocolate M&Ms;?
15. Zack fight! Zack Morris (Saved By the Bell) vs. Zac Efron (High School Musical)?
16. Which Batman would you want to be Boy Wonder for? West, Keaton, Kilmer, Clooney or Bale?
17. Design your own superhero costume. Cape and tights? Or armor and chainmail?
18. Best boyfriend material? He-Man, Superman or Thor?
19. Worst boyfriend material? Anakin Skywalker, Bruce Banner or The Thing?
20. Montgomery, Jimmy, Tab or Rock? You know, those guys at the top of the page! Click on “The Fanboys” link to learn more about them.
BONUS QUESTION: Which character best describes you in bed and why? Superman, The Flash, Colossus or Mr. Fantastic? Or feel free to choose another character!
1. Boxers, briefs or commando?
Boxer briefs. I know it’s a stereotype, but they’re so comfy!
2. DC or Marvel?
I run about 60% Marvel, 35% DC, 5% ‘other’.
3. Last movie you stood in line to see?
Iron Man, technically. Around here, a ‘line’ is fifty people waiting for the midnight showing in a theater that seats 100. You could show up a minute before showtime and still get a seat.
4. Best video game ever?
Chrono Trigger.
5. Most played song on your iPod or Zune or record player or whatever?
Probably something by Finger Eleven.
6. Lightsaber, wand or Power Sword?
Now that he’s legal, I’d so play with Harry Potter’s wand.
7. Favorite Halloween/cosplay costume?
Haven’t bothered in forever. I might change that just for giggles.
8. Witch fight! Samantha Stevens vs. Hermione Granger?
Samantha is full of charm and grace. Hermione excels in magically beating that out of people.
9. Best hair? Wolverine, Mutt Williams or George Lucas?
Oh look, clowns! I love the circus!
10. Your idea of the perfect fanboy date?
I know it would involve cartoons and toy shopping. Of course, there would be opening of packages.
11. Movie line you quote the most?
“I love this plan! I’m excited to be a part of it!” -Ghostbusters
Followed closely by
“Nobody’s winning a car!” -Josie and the Pussycats
(I want to note that it took me 20 minutes of staring at my DVD collection to trim down the massive list of quotes I tend to use)
12. Favorite geek-out activity?
Opening new toys.
13. Hottest elf? Orlando Bloom in Lord of the Rings, Luke Goss in Hellboy II or Hermey in Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer?
Nightcrawler.
14. The Dark Knight, The Dark Crystal, Donnie Darko or Dark Chocolate M&Ms;?
I’ll take the M&Ms;and a Godzilla marathon.
15. Zack fight! Zack Morris (Saved By the Bell) vs. Zac Efron (High School Musical)?
Efron is on my BF’s ‘cheat list’. I have to admit, I’d happily watch that ‘fight’.
16. Which Batman would you want to be Boy Wonder for? West, Keaton, Kilmer, Clooney or Bale?
Shockingly, I’m not really into any of them. I’d take Kilmer if I really had to choose, but that’s only because his Batman is so devoid of personality that he wouldn’t mind that I just had him clean my house and sent him on his way.
17. Design your own superhero costume. Cape and tights? Or armor and chainmail?
In about six months or so, I’d go with the tights.
18. Best boyfriend material? He-Man, Superman or Thor?
Top criteria should probably be not being into girls. That leaves He-Man as the default choice.
19. Worst boyfriend material? Anakin Skywalker, Bruce Banner or The Thing?
Cobra Commander.
20. Montgomery, Jimmy, Tab or Rock?
Monty, but it wouldn’t last long. We’d verbally spar all the time and never take each other seriously.
BONUS QUESTION: Which character best describes you in bed and why? Superman, The Flash, Colossus or Mr. Fantastic? Or feel free to choose another character!
Mr. Fantastic.
3. Last movie you stood in line to see?—Can’t remember, ‘cause if the theater’s going to be that packed, I’ll generally wait.
4. Best video game ever? Donkey Kong. Old schoolers unite!
5. Most played song on your iPod or Zune or record player or whatever? “Para abajo y para arriba” by Santino. If you like Latin pop/rock, you’ve gotta check him out.
6. Lightsaber, wand or Power Sword? Wand (heh heh)
8. Witch fight! Samantha Stevens vs. Hermione Granger? Samantha all the way, ‘cause she keeps her cool.
9. Best hair? Wolverine, Mutt Williams or George Lucas? Mutt Williams. Yum.
10. Your idea of the perfect fanboy date? Cooking dinner at home and watching some fanboy TV (currently: “Lost,” although “Alias” would’ve been the ultimate). It’s yet to happen cuz I can’t seem to find any local gay guys who like fanboy TV.
11. Movie line you quote the most? “Sonsofbitches…Bumpuses!”
12. Favorite geek-out activity? Sun. morning with coffee, the newspaper and a fanboy DVD (e.g. Wonder Woman, cartoons, Alias, etc.)
13. Hottest elf? Orlando Bloom in Lord of the Rings, Luke Goss in Hellboy II or Hermey in Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer? Hermey. What can I say? I like the geeks.
14. The Dark Knight, The Dark Crystal, Donnie Darko or Dark Chocolate M&Ms;? The Dark Knight
15. Zack fight! Zack Morris (Saved By the Bell) vs. Zac Efron (High School Musical)? Zac Efron. He’s legal now, right?
16. Which Batman would you want to be Boy Wonder for? West, Keaton, Kilmer, Clooney or Bale? Bale…but only if he doesn’t talk; I can’t handle his Batvoice.
17. Design your own superhero costume. Cape and tights? Or armor and chainmail? Cape and tights. Easier to get out of when you catch the bad guy and have to punish him. :-p
18. Best boyfriend material? He-Man, Superman or Thor? Superman. I don’t like ‘em too muscular. Plus Clark Kent figures into my geek obsession.
19. Worst boyfriend material? Anakin Skywalker, Bruce Banner or The Thing? I would say Bruce Banner because of his temper, but when he busts out of his clothes it’s way sexy. So I have to go with The Thing. It’s a cleanliness issue.
20. Montgomery, Jimmy, Tab or Rock? Montgomery.
BONUS QUESTION: Which character best describes you in bed and why? Superman, The Flash, Colossus or Mr. Fantastic? Or feel free to choose another character! Plasticman.
3. Last movie you stood in line to see? I don’t do lines—not even in the 90’s
4. Best video game ever?Justice
5. Most played song on your iPod or Zune or record player or whatever? Babbie Mason’s “Change Me Now”
6. Lightsaber, wand or Power Sword? Wand
7. Favorite Halloween/cosplay costume?Once as Wonder Woman…and I had my Steve Trevor that night
8. Witch fight! Samantha Stevens vs. Hermione Granger? Samamntha can twitch her nose quicker than Hermione can find her wand
9. Best hair? Wolverine, Mutt Williams or George Lucas? Mutt who?
10. Your idea of the perfect fanboy date? day long- Comic convention followed by a picnic lunch (or greasy spoon lunch—food is food sometimes)...then a hero movie, preferably Hulk 2…shopping at local comic stores and/or vintage toy stores…a trip through natural history museum (hopefully with planeterium exhibit—holding hands under the projected stars LOL) a quiet dinner at a place with a jazz singer where we compare the scenario to that in the movie “The Shadow”, then we go out in the country looking through reputed “haunted houses” where overcome with passion and hopefully not exhaustion after that full of a day…romanticism will ensue
11. Movie line you quote the most?“She is such a queer!” Penny from the first Hairspray movie
12. Favorite geek-out activity? Reading Wonder Woman while customizing more figures in her image
13. Hottest elf? Orlando Bloom in Lord of the Rings, Luke Goss in Hellboy II or Hermey in Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer? Orlando Bloom…after the movie he became hideous and common
14. The Dark Knight, The Dark Crystal, Donnie Darko or Dark Chocolate M&Ms;? the Dark Crystal
15. Zack fight! Zack Morris (Saved By the Bell) vs. Zac Efron (High School Musical)? it’s a toss up—these two are like the “Fight like a Girl Club”
16. Which Batman would you want to be Boy Wonder for? West, Keaton, Kilmer, Clooney or Bale? Clooney…most of those are so thin or old I would break them if I moved
17. Design your own superhero costume. Cape and tights? Or armor and chainmail? you left out the obvious sequins and boa choice
18. Best boyfriend material? He-Man, Superman or Thor? He-man is underage when not juiced up and I’m not part chickenhawk so that’s out…Superman, too goody two shoes and bland…I guess it’s getting hammered by Thor
19. Worst boyfriend material? Anakin Skywalker, Bruce Banner or The Thing? Thing, too much of a Debbie Downer
20. Montgomery, Jimmy, Tab or Rock? Tab Hunter, I’m presuming, He preserved the best after years, besides anybody who could be Divine’s mate in a movie would definitely be all in my grits if I walked by!
BONUS QUESTION: Which character best describes you in bed and why? Superman, The Flash, Colossus or Mr. Fantastic? Or feel free to choose another character! Colossus, alot of times I feel like a bull in a China shop
20. Montgomery, Jimmy, Tab or Rock? Tab Hunter, I’m presuming, He preserved the best after years, besides anybody who could be Divine’s mate in a movie would definitely be all in my grits if I walked by!
Well, you get major points for identifying the origin of his name, but the question actually refers to our mascots here on the site! You can read about them here:
20. Montgomery, Jimmy, Tab or Rock? Tab Hunter, I’m presuming, He preserved the best after years, besides anybody who could be Divine’s mate in a movie would definitely be all in my grits if I walked by!
Well, you get major points for identifying the origin of his name, but the question actually refers to our mascots here on the site! You can read about them here:
You know, thinking about one of these questions, I have an idea that a fight between Zack Morris and Zac Efron might look a little something like this.
You know, thinking about one of these questions, I have an idea that a fight between Zack Morris and Zac Efron might look a little something like this.
1. Boxers, briefs or commando? briefs or trunks, i don’t like flailing about.
2. DC or Marvel? i have always liked them both
3. Last movie you stood in line to see? i think we had to wait to get into the theater for tropical thunder, which turned out to be rather funny.
4. Best video game ever? for me, dynasty warriors. it’s so fun!
5. Most played song on your iPod or Zune or record player or whatever? ‘if this is love’ by the saturdays, damn catchy tune!
6. Lightsaber, wand or Power Sword? a good heavy and hard power sword
7. Favorite Halloween/cosplay costume? when i was a dragon in first grade
8. Witch fight! Samantha Stevens vs. Hermione Granger? i have to go w/ hermione, she’s one crafty girl, you can’t underestimate her!
9. Best hair? Wolverine, Mutt Williams or George Lucas? wolverine… it’s almost like handles to grab on to… hee hee
10. Your idea of the perfect fanboy date? going to comic con is the perfect fanboy date, a whole weekend of geeking out!
11. Movie line you quote the most? this is tough, we almost talk in quotes at this point. we do say “look it’s jesus” from the sweetest thing and “flames on the side of my face” from clue gets the entire scene acted out rather often.
12. Favorite geek-out activity? opening and setting up my action figures
13. Hottest elf? Orlando Bloom in Lord of the Rings, Luke Goss in Hellboy II or Hermey in Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer? luke goss, i guess… isn’t northstar an elf? cause i pick him instead, but better yet! luke goss as norhtstar, yes, i choose that!
14. The Dark Knight, The Dark Crystal, Donnie Darko or Dark Chocolate M&Ms;? dark chocolate m&ms;, i’m a sucker for chocolate
15. Zack fight! Zack Morris (Saved By the Bell) vs. Zac Efron (High School Musical)? zack morris, zac efron frightens me
16. Which Batman would you want to be Boy Wonder for? West, Keaton, Kilmer, Clooney or Bale? can i pick chris o’donnell to be partnered w?
17. Design your own superhero costume. Cape and tights? Or armor and chainmail? cape and tights
18. Best boyfriend material? He-Man, Superman or Thor? he-man, he knows how to handle a sword
19. Worst boyfriend material? Anakin Skywalker, Bruce Banner or The Thing? anakin… he’s so whiney
20. Montgomery, Jimmy, Tab or Rock? montgomery
BONUS QUESTION: Which character best describes you in bed and why? Superman, The Flash, Colossus or Mr. Fantastic? Or feel free to choose another character! i’m blanking, is there a superhero w/ a super sucking power? i think i’d go w/ daredevil, i like to try new things!
1. Boxers, briefs or commando?
All of the above depending on my mood.
2. DC or Marvel?
I read both, but I identify myself more with Marvel characters. The mutant kind specially
3. Last movie you stood in line to see?
None.
4. Best video game ever?
Final Fantasy 7
5. Most played song on your iPod or Zune or record player or whatever?
Like a Drug, by Kylie Minogue 122 times…thought it might be something by Garbage, my favorite band lol.
6. Lightsaber, wand or Power Sword?
Power Sword
7. Favorite Halloween/cosplay costume?
Recently, Captain Lucky in his Superman “costume” and Rocket Boy.
8. Witch fight! Samantha Stevens vs. Hermione Granger?
Samantha would school her ass.
9. Best hair? Wolverine, Mutt Williams or George Lucas?
Wolverine, the other two lame.
10. Your idea of the perfect fanboy date?
First the my LCS, dinner, Dark Knight at the IMAX Theather and maybe a little something something afterwards…you know, play Final Fantasy 11 together all night /angel
11. Movie line you quote the most?
I don’t do movie quotes…well never mind “Are you stalking me, ‘cause that would be super” from Van Wilder.
12. Favorite geek-out activity?
Reading comics of course.
13. Hottest elf? Orlando Bloom in Lord of the Rings, Luke Goss in Hellboy II or Hermey in Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer?
Orlando of course.
14. The Dark Knight, The Dark Crystal, Donnie Darko or Dark Chocolate M&Ms;?
The Dark Knight, no contest :-p
15. Zack fight! Zack Morris (Saved By the Bell) vs. Zac Efron (High School Musical)?
Zac Morris, Efron is too much of a pretty girl. (a hot body one…)
16. Which Batman would you want to be Boy Wonder for? West, Keaton, Kilmer, Clooney or Bale?
Well West might get me laid…but that would be with girls (maybe), the two K’s and Clooney a total no…so Bale. Just getting a chance to see him shirtless after a rough night is enough…
17. Design your own superhero costume. Cape and tights? Or armor and chainmail?
Tough choice…but I’ll go classic cape and tights.
18. Best boyfriend material? He-Man, Superman or Thor?
He-Man has always been obviously gay…but I might have to go with Superman. No Thor, he worse than Superman when it comes to paying attention to his significant others. He-Man I see as a fuck buddy while single lol.
19. Worst boyfriend material? Anakin Skywalker, Bruce Banner or The Thing?
Tie for me with Bruce and The Thing. Anakin has the bad boy thing that would be hot for a while
20. Montgomery, Jimmy, Tab or Rock?
Montgomery and Tab at the same time?
BONUS QUESTION: Which character best describes you in bed and why? Superman, The Flash, Colossus or Mr. Fantastic? Or feel free to choose another character!
Wiccan if he were my age.
1. Boxers, briefs or commando? Boxer briefs. Gotta love the underwear hybrid.
2. DC or Marvel? DC!
3. Last movie you stood in line to see? The Dark Knight
4. Best video game ever? City of Heroes (though my adolescent self has fond memories of the muscle growth in Altered Beasts).
5. Most played song on your iPod or Zune or record player or whatever? Kiss Me (Dance Mix) by Sixpence None The Richer
6. Lightsaber, wand or Power Sword? Power Sword, baby!
7. Favorite Halloween/cosplay costume? On me: Jedi Knight. On others: Superman and that yummy new Rocketboy
8. Witch fight! Samantha Stevens vs. Hermione Granger? Samantha out twitches Hermione, Ron and Harry then goes out to lunch with Jeannie.
9. Best hair? Wolverine, Mutt Williams or George Lucas? Mutt Williams
10. Your idea of the perfect fanboy date? Wednesday trip to the comic store followed by tennis, lunch, a Doctor Who episode and hot sweaty sex.
11. Movie line you quote the most? “I’ve just decided to switch our Friday schedule to Monday, which means that the test we take each Friday on what we learned during the week will now take place on Monday before we’ve learned it. But since today is Tuesday it doesn’t matter in the slightest. Pencils ready!” or “Six days does not a week make” or anything from Clue.
12. Favorite geek-out activity? The orgasmic light and sound display of one of my COH toons gaining a new level.
13. Hottest elf? Orlando Bloom in Lord of the Rings, Luke Goss in Hellboy II or Hermey in Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer? Orlando Bloom
14. The Dark Knight, The Dark Crystal, Donnie Darko or Dark Chocolate M&Ms;? Donnie Darko covered in dark chocolate that I get to lick off of every inch of his body.
15. Zack fight! Zack Morris (Saved By the Bell) vs. Zac Efron (High School Musical)? Gonna have to go with Zack Morris at the moment, but Zac Efron is getting some REALLY NICE, veiny biceps that need to be worshipped soon.
16. Which Batman would you want to be Boy Wonder for? West, Keaton, Kilmer, Clooney or Bale? Bale with his body from American Psycho. YUMMY!
17. Design your own superhero costume. Cape and tights? Or armor and chainmail? Cape & tights if I had a body like Chris Evans. Chainmail for real.
18. Best boyfriend material? He-Man, Superman or Thor? SUPERMAN! Just think of having passionate sex while soaring through the clouds.
19. Worst boyfriend material? Anakin Skywalker, Bruce Banner or The Thing? The Thing. I like it hard, but that’s too much.
20. Montgomery, Jimmy, Tab or Rock? Montgomery and Tab at the same time.
BONUS QUESTION: Which character best describes you in bed and why? Superman, The Flash, Colossus or Mr. Fantastic? Or feel free to choose another character. Krypto. Love to lick and please my master.
1. Boxers, briefs or commando?
Commando, unless I am working out or “playing” then it is a jockstrap.
2. DC or Marvel?
So far Marvel, but that is just because the latest Crisis pissed me off.
3. Last movie you stood in line to see?
I’ve never stood in line to see a movie, I get my tickets ahead of time, or just shun
opening night.
4. Best video game ever?
Mario Kart Wii
5. Most played song on your iPod or Zune or record player or whatever?
Flagpole Sittah/Climax Jump
6. Lightsaber, wand or Power Sword?
Wand, it’s a multi-tasker.
7. Favorite Halloween/cosplay costume?
Paul in one of his superhero costumes. Not all parts have to be worn.
8. Witch fight! Samantha Stevens vs. Hermione Granger?
Samantha Stevens, have you met her mom?
9. Best hair? Wolverine, Mutt Williams or George Lucas?
Wolvie, although Mutt is cute, I cannot see him as doable. I remember Even Stevens
and still loath him in Transformers.
10. Your idea of the perfect fanboy date?
Going back to my place, or his place and watching cartoons, or really bad scifi
movies, cuddling and getting close, followed by a good hour of kissing, exploring
and making out and then well, then it’s damn the torpedoes and full speed ahead.
Break out the lube and the sex toys, and then the costumes and such, followed by
lots of sweaty sex and some massive milking of said serpent.
If things work out that way, then more cuddling and more bad movies.
11. Movie line you quote the most?
“I gotta bad feeling about this.” or various sayings of Gomez from the Addams Family.
12. Favorite geek-out activity?
Flying up to the Sky Cinema Fly In in Second Life in my Galileo Shuttle, Selene Cloud
Hugger, or other assorted sky craft I have and watch some really odd and disturbingly
bad B-movies with friends and have popcorn.
13. Hottest elf? Orlando Bloom in Lord of the Rings, Luke Goss in Hellboy II or Hermey in Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer?
No, no thank you. However a really studly daddy in a santa outfit with a massive, er
yule log would be highly acceptable. Especially if his bag was full of toys and Gun Oil.
14. The Dark Knight, The Dark Crystal, Donnie Darko or Dark Chocolate M&Ms;?
The Dark Crystal, hands down. I’ve never actually seen Donnie Darko.
15. Zack fight! Zack Morris (Saved By the Bell) vs. Zac Efron (High School Musical)?
How about we just schedule the fight and then when they show up, blow up the building
and call it good to go. We can then sell the remains to fans on ebay.
16. Which Batman would you want to be Boy Wonder for? West, Keaton, Kilmer, Clooney or Bale?
Is it cool to substitute Hugh Jackman as Batman?
17. Design your own superhero costume. Cape and tights? Or armor and chainmail?
Comfortable shoes/boots, pants with a lot of pockets, t shirt with jacket, and a jockstrap
of holding.
18. Best boyfriend material? He-Man, Superman or Thor?
Don’t date anyone with a double identity or a god inhabiting them. Secrets are never good
in a relationship, and you cannot compete for attention with a god if he has other things
on his mind.
19. Worst boyfriend material? Anakin Skywalker, Bruce Banner or The Thing?
Anakin and Bruce hands down. Anakin because he is a whiney, psychotic, bastard.
Bruce is tragic, as he would probably be a great boyfriend, but would be prone to
get caught up in his work. And Ed Norton as Bruce is very desirable. I’d have to go
with Ben Grimm as being great material. Just be careful if he gets on top.
20. Montgomery, Jimmy, Tab or Rock?
I’m missing that reference.
BONUS QUESTION: Which character best describes you in bed and why? Superman, The Flash, Colossus or Mr. Fantastic? Or feel free to choose another character!
I LOVE MEANBEARD’S ANSWER BTW!
But for me I think I would have to be Spiderman, because I can take a really brutal pounding and come back for more.
And I cannot think of a sucking type superhero, to go with the fact that people that have experienced it say that I am talented in that area.
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1. Boxers, briefs or commando?
Bikini briefs normally, commando with jeans, usually, and boxers (or nude) to sleep.
2. DC or Marvel?
DC
3. Last movie you stood in line to see?
I use the ticket kiosks and never wait in line
4. Best video game ever?
Not into video games
5. Most played song on your iPod or Zune or record player or whatever?
Depends on my mood. Usually something by John Barrowman
6. Lightsaber, wand or Power Sword?
All of the above
7. Favorite Halloween/cosplay costume?
That’s like choosing a favorite child.
8. Witch fight! Samantha Stevens vs. Hermione Granger?
Hermione
9. Best hair? Wolverine, Mutt Williams or George Lucas?
Wolverine
10. Your idea of the perfect fanboy date?
It’s more what we’d do when the date was over
11. Movie line you quote the most?
“Knowledge is power!” from Auntie Mame
12. Favorite geek-out activity?
Lord of the Ring-a-thon
13. Hottest elf? Orlando Bloom in Lord of the Rings, Luke Goss in Hellboy II or Hermey in Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer?
I’m not the elf type
14. The Dark Knight, The Dark Crystal, Donnie Darko or Dark Chocolate M&Ms;?
Dark Chocolate M&Ms;while watching Dark Knight (then not eating for a week.)
15. Zack fight! Zack Morris (Saved By the Bell) vs. Zac Efron (High School Musical)?
Morris. He was cute when we were teens and pretty hot now.
16. Which Batman would you want to be Boy Wonder for? West, Keaton, Kilmer, Clooney or Bale?
Bale all the way. Kilmer second.
17. Design your own superhero costume. Cape and tights? Or armor and chainmail?
Very basic black leather with gold, elbow length gloves and gold knee hight boots.
18. Best boyfriend material? He-Man, Superman or Thor?
Superman but as Clark Kent. I really have a thing for Wally West, though.
19. Worst boyfriend material? Anakin Skywalker, Bruce Banner or The Thing?
Thing. Sex would definately hurt.
20. Montgomery, Jimmy, Tab or Rock?
Montgomery. Wish they did nude scenes back then.
BONUS QUESTION: Which character best describes you in bed and why? Superman, The Flash, Colossus or Mr. Fantastic? Or feel free to choose another character!
Mr. Fantastic for reasons I won’t go into now but use your imagination.