Too, too funny.  And too, too true.

http://www.madatoms.com/site/blog/what-your-opposition-to-gay-marriage-really-means

Too funny indeed

The day Newt or Rush pluck out an eyeball for causing them to offend (twice each, I believe) is the day they can start quoting the bible at me.

The animals one is good too- seriously goats can’t sign contracts, they have know legal standing. But of course try explaining laws to idiots.