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Colton Ford Loses His Religion
Posted: 21 June 2009 11:58 AM   [ Ignore ]
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It’s not a bad cover, actually, when you just listen to it. The visual interpretation of the song is a little lacking, though. Still, I can’t really complain about seeing Colton Ford shirtless or wearing a mesh bodysuit. I can’t help imagining the first production meeting, though, when the director (or maybe Colton himself) read the lyric “That’s me in the corner” and said, “Okay, we’re going to need a corner.”

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Swy9pTxacnA

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Posted: 21 June 2009 04:12 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 1 ]
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The Ray Of Light video had a concept, though.  It went through a “day in the life of humanity” in 5 minutes.  The concept here is really “Colton Ford is super-mega-hot and we’re going to put him in spandex and mesh and then he’ll be naked and oh yeah, he’s in the corner and the spotlight.”  Don’t get me wrong, I think Colton Ford is a good singer and is wicked scorching hot, but I do find it kind of sad that he keeps feeling that to market his music, he needs to emphasize his looks over his voice.  But since he’s marketing to the gay community, that makes perfect sense.

Still, the cover is decent.  His voice is in fine form, but I thought the audio bed was way too muddled and the synths too fat.  They obscure everything but the beat and vocal.  My favorite version of this song is by Abigail, which is a wildly obscure track, but it has a nice sparseness to it while still being danceable and her vocal has the right amount of ennui and aching in it.

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Posted: 30 July 2009 10:40 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 2 ]
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OMG! This is Hysterical!!!!

Who the hell told this guy he can sing and then financed a video clip?!?!

Oh lawd, thanks for the laugh. (I have to go and wash my eyes and ears with bleach now)

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Posted: 30 July 2009 11:16 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 3 ]
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I have to agree that this was pretty terrible. Isn’t he a little long in the tooth to be a pop princess?...

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