But still adorable.
Shia Labeouf almost ruined his first sexual encounter by pretending to be a know-it-all playboy. The actor lost his virginity four years ago, when he was 18, and admits the big night was a mess, comprising of bad lines and embarrassment.
In a candid chat with the new Playboy magazine, the actor recalls, “For some reason, I was trying to portray myself as a man who had done it (had sex) many times in the past. I didn’t tell the girl I was a virgin.
“I was all, ‘Don’t worry, babe. I’m gonna handle it tonight.’ And meanwhile I was shaking in my boots.” Labeouf, 22, confesses his first time took place in a hotel in Montreal, Canada, adding, “Getting naked was very strange. It was the first time I’d been naked in the light, in front of a girl, with no hiding place.
“It became apparent pretty quickly that I didn’t know what the f**k I was doing. Somewhere in her mind she had to know. I remember laying her on the bed and putting a pillow underneath her because I had seen that in a porn movie… (It) put her at a weird angle, where I couldn’t get in correctly. I’m not extremely well-endowed… and clearly this wasn’t the move to do.”
But the embarrassing night had a huge upside - the girl in question became a longtime girlfriend and she helped Labeouf become a much better lover. He adds, “We had time to work it out. We had a lot of sex and would read the Kama Sutra together and do the wildest s**t.”
objectifying straight people like that!!!
