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      <title>Being Human: Parents Just Don&#8217;t Understand</title>
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      <published>2012-02-21T14:57:18Z</published>
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            <name>Jim C.</name>
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        <p>What’s funny about <i><b><span style="color:#DC7D00;">Being Human</i></b></span> is that underneath all the blood, sex, violence and angst, there always lives a message with heart. It’s what I keep referring to as those “Hallmark moments” in every episode. While they can sometimes be sappy, the message here is pretty sound and perfectly clear. “You never know what you’re capable of until you’re driven to protect the ones you love.” And much like movies on the aforementioned channel, two words describe this episode, but for very different reasons.</p>

<p>Train wreck.</p>

<p>This episode, “Mama Said There’d Be Decades Like These,” opens with some pretty startling news. <b><span style="color:#DC7D00;">Josh</b></span> discovers that a dying patient in the hospital is Rena Malik, Sally’s mom. <b><span style="color:#DC7D00;">Sally</b></span> comes and sits vigil with her father, sharing unheard memories with him until the inevitable happens. Luckily, she convinced Josh to get her mom into a halfway decent outfit. Who wants to spend eternity in an open-backed gown? Too drafty.</p>

<p>But despite the heartfelt mother-daughter reunion, Sally’s suggestion to “go check on dad” is met with lackluster enthusiasm. Why is this show filled with such obvious secrecy? It is truly painful to watch, just like every awkward moment with Sally’s mom for the rest of the show.</p>

<p><b><span style="color:#DC7D00;">Aidan</b></span> spends most of the show confronting his own &#8220;father,&#8221; <b><span style="color:#DC7D00;">Bishop</b></span>, who re-appears as a result of his blood-drunken binges. Like any good father, Bishop taunts Aidan, pushes his buttons, and tells him what to do while Aidan pretends he’s not there. He doesn’t want to look like a lunatic. To be honest, I thought I was watching <i><b><span style="color:#DC7D00;">Supernatural</i></b></span> for a minute. Didn’t the same thing just happen to Sam Winchester with Lucifer? With the same actor? Is Bishop Lucifer or is Lucifer Bishop? Sometimes crossover episodes can be confusing.</p>

<p>Bishop questions every aspect of Aidan’s humanity and taunts him about his ruthlessness and lust for power. No matter what, Bishop says, <b><span style="color:#DC7D00;">Henry</b></span> has to be killed, but after a rooftop stake-duel, where Aidan has his “son” pinned, he just can’t do it. Parents protect their children at all costs, and Aidan vows to make things right with Henry.</p>

<p><b><span style="color:#DC7D00;">Nora</b></span> has been M.I.A. since the last full moon. Two detectives investigating the death of Nora’s ex-boyfriend confront a tortured Josh at the hospital. Panicked, he shifts into “Tell Tale Heart” mode. First, Josh confronts <b><span style="color:#DC7D00;">Connor</b></span> and <b><span style="color:#DC7D00;">Brynn</b></span> about Nora, but they defend her vengeance. They acted as a pack to solve her problem and now they’re hiding her somewhere. Josh goes home and, in an awkward “wife-nagging” interaction with Aidan, he begs for help from the “vamp cop.” Denied, he goes to the cop on his own and offers up the purebreds in exchange for protecting Nora.</p>

<p>In his paranoia, Josh leads the investigating detectives straight to his incriminating evidence-filled storage locker. A cage, videotapes and claw-damaged walls, none of that looks suspicious, right? Luckily, the vamp cop arrives and compels them to believe Josh isn’t their guy. His deal with the devil has been sealed.</p>

<p>At mom’s funeral, Sally catches Rena making hot and heavy with an old, dead neighbor, Mr. Patterson, who died when she was 10. She is forced to confront the supernatural, extra-marital reality. Rena admits that she’s been mourning for years, and that in protecting Sally from the truth, she failed to protect her from Danny. Seeing Sally imprisoned in the house where she died is her idea of hell.</p>

<p>In the end, love prevails, and our roommates all see where “protecting the ones you love” gets them. Aidan can’t kill Henry, and Bishop warns Aidan, “The father can never kill the son. The son always kills the father. You will see.” Now, that’s ominous. Josh sacrifices the purebreds and any pack loyalty in order to save Nora, and he pays an unknown price in doing so. And Sally learns that life goes on when we aren’t there, and people who love us protect us despite our total oblivion.</p>

<p>It’s too bad Rena doesn’t stick around to protect Sally next week. Nut-job, psycho Danny comes home to finish Sally off. Apparently he didn’t kill her enough the first time.</p>

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    <entry>
      <title>Movie Review: Practical Magic in Small Packages</title>
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      <published>2012-02-21T13:25:27Z</published>
      <updated>2012-02-21T15:18:28Z</updated>
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        <p>Studio Ghibli&#8217;s <i><b><span style="color:#DC7D00;">The Secret World of Arrietty</i></b></span> proves that sometimes simple is best.</p>

<p><b><span style="color:#DC7D00;">WARNING: MAY CONTAIN BORROWED PLOT SPOILERS!</b></span></p>

<p>Shawn (<b><span style="color:#DC7D00;">David Henrie</b></span>) is a moody 12-year-old boy with a chronic heart problem awaiting an operation. His Aunt Jessica (<b><span style="color:#DC7D00;">Gracie Poletti)</b></span> takes him to her quiet, secluded house for rest prior to his procedure, where he&#8217;s looked after by the cantankerous maid Hara (<b><span style="color:#DC7D00;">Carol Burnett</b></span>). Shawn soon finds out that living under the floorboards of the house is a family of tiny people called Borrowers: Homily (<b><span style="color:#DC7D00;">Amy Poehler</b></span>), Pod (<b><span style="color:#DC7D00;">Will Arnett</b></span>) and their teenage daughter Arrietty (<b><span style="color:#DC7D00;">Brigit Mendler</b></span>). The Borrowers take small things that humans &#8220;will never miss,&#8221; like cubes of sugar or pieces of tissue for their own survival. Once Shawn discovers them, he begins a tentative, forbidden friendship with Arrietty that may spell disaster for Arrietty&#8217;s family.
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<i><b><span style="color:#DC7D00;">We have to stop meeting like this.</i></b></span></p></center>

<p>The legendary <b><span style="color:#DC7D00;">Hayao Miyazaki</b></span> tried for 40 years to produce an adaptation of <b><span style="color:#DC7D00;">Mary Norton</b></span>&#8216;s classic fantasy novel <I><b><span style="color:#DC7D00;">The Borrowers</b></span></I>. A number of other adaptations, including an American live action release, came out in the meantime. Eventually, novice director <b><span style="color:#DC7D00;">Hiromasa Yonebayashi</b></span> was chosen to make the film, with Miyazaki and <b><span style="color:#DC7D00;">Keiko Niwa</b></span> adapting the screenplay. The film is more than worth the wait, as <I><b><span style="color:#DC7D00;">The Secret World of Arrietty</b></span></I> is nothing short of a <b><span style="color:#DC7D00;">Studio Ghibli</b></span> classic and undoubtedly the best film the studio has made since <I><b><span style="color:#DC7D00;">Spirited Away</b></span></I>.</p>

<p>Unlike previous Ghibli works, <I>Arrietty</I> is remarkable, refreshingly low-key. There are no epic battles, no monsters and no natural disasters. In fact, there is very little conflict in the film at all, the only tension coming when Hara begins searching for the Borrowers in order to get them out of the house and confirm her own suspicions about their existence. The film&#8217;s greatest strength is its gentle nature, allowing the story to unfold organically and easily.&nbsp; 
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<i><b><span style="color:#DC7D00;">Cat vs. Borrower</i></b></span></p></center>

<p>The film isn&#8217;t about events, but about the way we look at the world and the importance of having others in our lives. Shawn&#8217;s heart condition is a character trait, not a plot point, and even Arrietty and the Borrowers&#8217; stature is just something that is, not something that drives the story. In fact, Arrietty acts just like any 14-year-old girl might, eager to see the world and having a slightly rebellious streak tempered with respect for her parents&#8217; concern. There is no real mention of how the Borrowers came to the house or about the origin of their kind, and that allows the characters to shine and become fully formed.</p>

<p>The animation of the film is gorgeous beyond words, proving once and for all that 3D is completely unnecessary for a film to express lifelike realism. Arrietty&#8217;s world, or rather <i>our</i> world as seen by someone four inches tall, takes on a depth and magnitude that are both surprising and invigorating. Everyday objects become foreign monuments and even things like drops of rain take on new texture, dripping like honey off of leaves. To Arrietty, a refrigerator is a towering monolith, while a crow is as deadly as a fire-breathing dragon. There is a startlingly clear and fluid look to the animation of Arrietty&#8217;s world, contrasted with a slower, more traditional look for the human world. Arrietty is really the main character of the film, and we see almost everything through her point of view.
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<i><b><span style="color:#DC7D00;">The back yard becomes a forest kingdom.</i></b></span></p></center>

<p>Disney has once again secured a number of well-known actors for the supporting roles, as is their custom with Ghibli films, while tapping their seemingly endless reserve of pre-teen and teenage talent for the leads. This isn&#8217;t always a good thing. <I><b><span style="color:#DC7D00;">Ponyo</b></span></I>, an already relatively slight film, suffered under the inconsistent voice work of leads <b><span style="color:#DC7D00;">Noah Cyrus</b></span> and <b><span style="color:#DC7D00;">Frankie Jonas</b></span>. However, Bridgit Mendler and David Henrie bring a more mature, solid voice to their characters. Arrietty is never whiny or shrill, and while Shawn is understandably morose and stoic, Henrie makes him a very sympathetic and likable character.&nbsp; </p>

<p>The rest of the small ensemble is uniformly excellent and well-cast. Amy Poehler and Will Arnett, real-life spouses, have a great chemistry and bring color to both their roles. Homily is excitable and worries about everything, while Pod is a rock-jawed stalwart, but their coupling never seems less than ideal. Carol Burnett makes the most out of her role, her iconic voice almost lost in what may be her most unlikable character yet. Hara is at best disagreeable, at worst a selfish jerk. She thinks nothing of locking a 12-year-old with a potentially fatal heart condition in his room, as long as it means that she can find the Borrowers that much more easily. She&#8217;s the closest thing the film has to a villain, but even she has her sympathetic qualities.
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<i><b><span style="color:#DC7D00;">Beefy, handsome and only four inches tall.</i></b></span></p></center>

<p><I>Arrietty</I> proves once again how much more sophisticated and mature Japanese animation is compared to American animation in many ways. It never takes the easy, emotional route to its story, and it refuses to wrap things up in a tidy way. As in most Ghibli films, more attention is paid to realistic character development than to padding the film with slapstick humor, pop songs or dated cultural references. <I>Arrietty</I> is so grounded, in fact, that it makes its premise seem almost entirely plausible, and it makes it seem like even the smallest childhood fantasies might be real. Simply put, it&#8217;s a gorgeous film with a strong, clear soul that has pure universal appeal.&nbsp; </p>

<p><B>Rating:</B> 9 out of 10 / A</p>

<p align=right><b><a href="http://www.fanboysoftheuniverse.com/index.php/forums/member/21/" title="JOHNNY M">JOHNNY M</a></b> is a frequent FBOTU contributor and would like to borrow a cup of sugar. <a href="http://www.fanboysoftheuniverse.com/index.php/forums/member/21/" title="<img src="http://www.fanboysoftheuniverse.com/images/uploads/JohnnyPortrait2.jpg" style="border: 0;" alt="image" width="74" height="100" /><img src="http://www.fanboysoftheuniverse.com/images/uploads/JohnnyPortrait2.jpg" style="border: 0;" alt="image" width="74" height="100" /> 
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      <title>Walking Dead: Out, Out Damn Shane</title>
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      <published>2012-02-20T21:23:29Z</published>
      <updated>2012-02-20T21:44:30Z</updated>
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        <p>I&#8217;m not the first or even the only one to think that Season 2 of <i><b><span style="color:#DC7D00;">The Walking Dead</i></b></span> has been more than a little&#8230;<i>slow</i>. There was even an internet meme going around when the show came back last week, stating: &#8220;Missed the last six episodes of <i>The Walking Dead</i>? Missed nothing!&#8221; And I had to agree. The &#8220;previously on <i>The Walking Dead</i>&#8221; segment told me in fifteen seconds everything important that happened and made me feel like I could have skipped many of those episodes. So, it&#8217;s a good thing that now that we&#8217;re two episodes in since the break, this one seemed pretty solid and actually moved the story forward a little bit more. </p>

<p>&#8220;Triggerfinger&#8221; opens with <b><span style="color:#DC7D00;">Lori</b></span> passed out in the car she&#8217;s just driven off of the road. Honestly, I don&#8217;t know how to feel about her character. She seems like the person who is most often written to suit what the show runners think they need. One minute she&#8217;s taking charge, then next she&#8217;s manipulating people. I know people change and have moods, and that everyone has a bad side, but I think my issue is mostly in regards to how flaky and passive she is. Which is why the end of the episode is a nice surprise. But I&#8217;ll get there.</p>

<p>There&#8217;s some gross and interesting zombie interactions with Lori, after which we cut to the post shoot-out scene in the bar. <b><span style="color:#DC7D00;">Rick</b></span>, <b><span style="color:#DC7D00;">Glenn</b></span> and <b><span style="color:#DC7D00;">Herschel</b></span> are dealing with the two men they&#8217;ve just had to eliminate in self defense. What follows is my favorite scene this season so far. It&#8217;s a well-crafted and well-acted scene recalling the tone of movies like <i>The Birds</i> or <i>Signs</i> (the good parts where you can&#8217;t see what&#8217;s attacking the house). The scene also informs us a bit as to the bigger picture of the world outside of our little band of survivors. I had thought that what happened with the two men would become important later, perhaps their group would find them, go in search of Rick&#8217;s, but what happened was much more instantaneous and helped speed things up a bit. I&#8217;m glad they didn&#8217;t wait to do something great. </p>

<p>Another thing this scene does effectively is put characters into a situation that we haven&#8217;t really seen them in thus far. Herschel and Glenn with guns? Having each other&#8217;s back? It&#8217;s new and exciting for the show and I hope they continue to expand on the characters and how being forced into new situations informs who they are. We see this played out well with Glenn when he explains to <b><span style="color:#DC7D00;">Maggie</b></span> what happened. </p>

<p>Little hints are dropped throughout the episode (leading up to some not so little hints) that <b><span style="color:#DC7D00;">Shane</b></span> thinks he is pretty much in charge. He sits at the head of the dinner table, he starts making plans, yet one of Herschel&#8217;s family members reminds him this is not his home and he needs to keep his language clean while in it. It was a nice touch, especially considering that Herschel later tells him off in a big way, telling him to keep his mouth shut. All this does is anger Shane, of course, and he has a conversation with Lori about how the baby growing inside of her is his, how he needs to keep the both of them safe, and how he thinks she is denying her true feelings for him. </p>

<p>Personally, I think this scares Lori, but what she does in reaction is a bit more creepy, in my eyes. In a very Lady Macbeth-y move, she has what I think will prove to be a very motivating conversation with Rick, about just how dangerous she thinks Shane is. Perhaps this might be one of a few little hooks keeping people watching. For now, I&#8217;ll stick around. Especially if these episodes continue to improve. </p>

<p>For more <i>Walking Dead</i> coverage on FBOTU, click <b><a href="http://www.fanboysoftheuniverse.com/index.php/site/C59/" title="here">here</a></b>.</p>

<p align=right><b><a href="http://www.terryblas.com" target="_blank">Terry Blas</a></b> is the creator of the web comic <b><i><a href="http://www.briarhollowcomic.com" target="_blank">Briar Hollow</a></i></b> and cohost of <i>The Gnerd</i> podcast. <a href="http://www.terryblas.com" target="_blank"><img src="http://www.fanboysoftheuniverse.com/images/uploads/TerryBlas.jpg" style="border: 0;" alt="image" width="74" height="100" /> 
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      <title>Fringe: Baby Batter Blues</title>
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      <published>2012-02-18T02:16:06Z</published>
      <updated>2012-02-21T02:39:07Z</updated>
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        <p>This week&#8217;s episode of <i><b><span style="color:#DC7D00;">Fringe</i></b></span>, &#8220;A Better Human Being,&#8221; reminds me of every relationship I&#8217;ve ever been in. Namely, a guy suddenly discovers he likes me, then friends, family and a team of scientists show up to convince him he&#8217;s been brainwashed. It generally ends badly, just like this episode. </p>

<p>While <b><span style="color:#DC7D00;">Walter</b></span> tries to figure out why <b><span style="color:#DC7D00;">Olivia</b></span> suddenly loves <b><span style="color:#DC7D00;">Peter</b></span> and remembers their time(line) together, the Fringe team investigates a mental patient who finds the voices in his head are committing murders in the real world. We&#8217;ve all been there, am I right? No? Okay. It doesn&#8217;t take the team long to identify the voices as the genetic half bothers of the patient. Seems a fertility doc wanted to make some improvements to the basic human model by implanting genetically modified offspring into his patients&#8217; wombs. Secret ingredient: his own man goo. </p>

<p>Since his offspring share a &#8220;hive mind,&#8221; they start working together to off anyone who gets close to learning the icky truth of their origin, like reporters and Fringe agents. </p>

<p>Meanwhile, Walter thinks he&#8217;s discovered what&#8217;s messing with Olivia&#8217;s head, memories and lips: recent doses of Cortexiphan! And guess who has the only supply of Cortexiphan in the world? Massive Dynamic! Oo! I knew that <b><span style="color:#DC7D00;">Nina</b></span> was injecting Olivia with something bad! You all tried to tell me it was just B12, but I knew better. So does Walter. He goes to see Nina and takes <b><span style="color:#DC7D00;">Lincoln</b></span> along as muscle. Lincoln adds buckets of tension to the scenes with Nina, too, since he has no reason to trust her or believe anything she says. Yay, Lincoln!</p>

<p>We&#8217;re soon treated to a rare glimpse of Nina&#8217;s fingers as she bio unlocks the vials of Cortexiphan. Someday I&#8217;m going to start a band called Nina&#8217;s Fingers, and we&#8217;ll only play songs about Blair Brown. All of the vials are present and accounted for, but Walter does a taste test and discovers they&#8217;ve been filled with potassium iodide, and as we all know, Cortexiphan tastes more like watermelon Pucker. </p>

<p>While I&#8217;m glad that Olivia gets her memory back, I&#8217;m worried that Peter is losing his. Shouldn&#8217;t he know by now that if you&#8217;re going to declare your love for someone on <i>Fringe</i>, you shouldn&#8217;t let them out of your sight?! Sure enough, as soon as he and Olivia re-affirm their undying love for one another, Olivia tell his to hold that thought; she&#8217;ll be right back. Stupid Olivia. Stupid Peter. I&#8217;m not even on <i>Fringe</i>, and I know not to let someone out of my sight once they&#8217;ve accepted and/or returned my affections. </p>

<p>Olivia goes to a gas station bathroom, but ends up semi-conscious and tied to a chair. We&#8217;ve all been there, am I right? And she&#8217;s not alone. A version of Nina is there, too! Also tied to a chair. She assures Olivia that everything is going to be okay, but no one believes her, and even she seems to have a hard time saying it with a straight face. </p>

<p>There are so many value-laden lessons to be gleaned from this episode. Let&#8217;s recap, shall we?</p>

<p><b><span style="color:#DC7D00;">1.</b></span> Make sure your fertility doctor isn&#8217;t trying to repopulate the earth with his own semen. If you&#8217;re not sure, take Walter along to do a taste test. <br />
<b><span style="color:#DC7D00;">2.</b></span> Don&#8217;t let Not Nina gain the upper hand, gloved or not. <br />
<b><span style="color:#DC7D00;">3.</b></span> If someone is even remotely nice to you, don&#8217;t ever let them out of your sight, no matter what the restraining orders say. </p>

<p><i><b><span style="color:#DC7D00;">Fringe</i></b></span> is on Fridays at 9/8c on Fox. Watch it! And be sure to keep up with all of FBOTU&#8217;s Fringe recaps <b><a href="http://www.fanboysoftheuniverse.com/index.php/site/C62/" title="here">here</a></b>. 
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    <entry>
      <title>Vampire Diaries: Elena&#8217;s World</title>
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      <published>2012-02-17T20:22:56Z</published>
      <updated>2012-02-20T21:21:57Z</updated>
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            <name>Chance</name>
            <email>chance@fanboysoftheuniverse.com</email>
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        <p>Remember when <b><span style="color:#DC7D00;">Rebekah</b></span> informed <b><span style="color:#DC7D00;">Elena</b></span> that, contrary to popular belief, not everything is about her? The look on Elena&#8217;s face said it all: &#8220;Hello, it&#8217;s called <i><b><span style="color:#DC7D00;">The Elena Diaries</b></span></i>!&#8221; I&#8217;ve been an Elena fan from way back, because, while she&#8217;s frequently the archetypal damsel in distress, she&#8217;s also brave, compassionate, loyal and always insists on negotiating the distress on her own terms. Is it possible, though, that her doppelganger status, along with being the object of affection for two hot vamp brothers, has given her an inflated ego?</p>

<p>In many ways, Elena has become as much a puppet master as <b><span style="color:#DC7D00;">Klaus</b></span>. (See how she disposed of <b><span style="color:#DC7D00;">Jeremy</b></span>.) So, when things start spiraling out of her control, she gets a little miffed. In fact, this whole episode, called &#8220;All My Children,&#8221; succeeds in underlining the fact that Elena may not be in as much control as she thinks (or desires). </p>

<p>First up, after dismissing <b><span style="color:#DC7D00;">Damon</b></span>&#8216;s confession of love last week, she begins this episode by calling him up and chastising him for not taking her calls all night. When he hangs up on her to snuggle with Rebekah, she heads over to his place to do her chastising in person. After she berates Damon for sleeping with the vampira who tried to kill her a couple of days ago, Damon proves he&#8217;s been balls deep in Rebekah-land, by telling Elena, &#8220;Maybe, for once, something I did had nothing to do with you.&#8221; Elena really doesn&#8217;t like hearing that, so she tells him that <b><span style="color:#DC7D00;">Esther</b></span> is going to kill all her kids, including his new blonde codpiece. Damon&#8217;s like, &#8220;Win-win,&#8221; which pisses Elena off even more. Stefan shows up and agrees with his brother. Nothing is more important than killing Klaus, not even Elena&#8217;s second thoughts. Nice try, vamp bros, but there&#8217;s only one thing Elena can do when backed into a corner, and that&#8217;s unravel a whole season&#8217;s worth of anti-Klaus plans.</p>

<p>Rebuffed by the Salvatore boys, Elena seeks out sympathy from <b><span style="color:#DC7D00;">Bonnie</b></span>, who is having none of it. She and her deadbeat mom are going to help Esther with her full-moon, Originals-killing ritual. Again, Elena is none too pleased that she&#8217;s lost control of the situation. So, when <b><span style="color:#DC7D00;">Elijah</b></span> shows up and invites her for a long walk in the deep woods, Elena goes along and finally confesses the true intent of Esther&#8217;s plans. Though Elena thinks this puts her back in control of the sitch, she&#8217;s still wrong. Elijah imprisons her in the caves, with Rebekah as guard, and uses her as a bargaining chip with Damon and Stefan. Either they stop the ritual, or Elena dies. </p>

<p>The boys enlist <b><span style="color:#DC7D00;">Caroline</b></span> to distract Klaus while <b><span style="color:#DC7D00;">Alaric</b></span> daggers <b><span style="color:#DC7D00;">Kol</b></span> down at the Grille. Meanwhile, Rebekah tells Elena she still can&#8217;t believe she&#8217;s the star of the show. The witches perform the exposition part of the spell and explain that once the Originals are turned back into humans, they can be killed. That&#8217;s where <b><span style="color:#DC7D00;">Finn</b></span> comes in. Since, they&#8217;re all connected, Finn will sacrifice himself, and the others will fall. </p>

<p>Because this is <i>The Vampire Diaries</i> (sorry, Elena), and the best-laid plans o&#8217; vamps an&#8217; men (doppel)gang aft agley, things don&#8217;t exactly work out as they&#8217;d hoped. Klaus undaggers Col and sends Alaric home with Psycho Woman to nurse his wounds. Rebekah douses Elena with gasoline (or Damon&#8217;s semen, I&#8217;m not sure) and threatens to set her on fire. The only thing Stef and Damon can do to stop Esther&#8217;s ritual is eliminate one or both of the Bennett witches. </p>

<p>Just when I think Stefan is about to free up Kat Graham&#8217;s schedule to star in <i>Honey 3</i>, Damon uses the vampire loophole and turns Abby into a vamp. Esther and Finn disappear, and the Originals are free to continue wrecking havoc in Mystic Falls. Elena, for her part, seems thrilled to be the center of attention again. She tries to go to Bonnie to gloat about her triumph over Rebekah, but Bonnie&#8217;s in no mood for Elena&#8217;s ego bullsh*t right now, since everything bad that&#8217;s ever happened to anyone ever is because of Elena. Secretly, this pleases Elena, I&#8217;m sure. </p>

<p>Back at the Salvatore frat house, Damon outs Stefan as being on the blood wagon. We also learn that Stefan was supposed to turn Abby, not Damon. At this point, it&#8217;s getting harder and harder to root for either of these guys. It&#8217;s like asking, &#8220;Which serial killer should I be sleeping with?&#8221; If those are your choices, maybe you need to take a long, hard look at your life. </p>

<p>Elijah, meanwhile, is doing just that and realizes that maybe Esther is right, maybe being blood-sucking monsters isn&#8217;t what it&#8217;s cracked up to be. Rebekah unleashes her most powerful pout at this, then drops some seriously bad arboreal news on Klaus. There&#8230;is&#8230;another&#8230;white oak tree. (And she filmed it on her awesome EVO 4G phone!)</p>

<p>You know Elena is just off-screen, tapping her foot, because none of these final, shocking moments involve her. Sorry, El. We have one more scene without you before we can wrap this up. Alaric wakes up in the middle of the night, but instead of going to the bathroom, getting some water or buying stuff on QVC, he starts snooping through Psycho Woman&#8217;s files, which are conveniently all over the place. Each photo, weapon and spreadsheet is clearly marked &#8220;Evidence I&#8217;m a Psycho Woman,&#8221; but Alaric looks perplexed. That is, until Psycho Woman pulls a gun on him. </p>

<p>Sorry, Alaric. Guess you should have been out trying to save Elena. 
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    <entry>
      <title>Games: NeverDead Never Lives Up to Potential</title>
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      <published>2012-02-16T20:25:05Z</published>
      <updated>2012-02-16T20:29:06Z</updated>
      <author>
            <name>Frag Dean</name>
            <email>deanl7227@aol.com</email>
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        <p>In Konami&#8217;s <b><i><span style="color:#DC7D00;">NeverDead</b></span></i>, your arms come off, but you can still use them, and decapitation provides excellent scouting possibilities. You’re cursed with immortality and forced to live with regret over past mistakes and all your personal flaws. Wow, what a great premise for a game! I <i>want</i> to love it because it seems like such a big win on the mechanics and story front. Unfortunately, it doesn’t deliver on its potential.<br />
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In the game, you are Bryce Boltzman, a demon hunter partnered with a snarky, sexy(?) blonde who only speaks to you with disdain. The combat is frenetic and set in interesting and well-rendered locales, all of which are very interactive. You can hurt enemies with architecture you destroy, which is a good idea and makes sense, because in many games, you can destroy mountains, but that window or wooden door is impenetrable. Damage is also shown by combat&#8217;s effect on your body, like your leg is torn off. Again, cool, no HUD, easy to read, fine. The game should be great.
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If you play it, play it on easy. Combat starts as pretty fun, electrifying yourself, setting fire to yourself or tearing off your own head to solve puzzles or engage in a battle. You can use your limbs as bombs or turrets by ripping them off and throwing them strategically. Unfortunately, the fighting doesn’t <i>stay</i> fun, the camera is hard to control, and the fighting is fast-paced and from all over. I never got time to really play with the mechanics. <br />
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By the middle, your body is falling apart all the time, which wouldn’t be a bad challenge, except who knows if one hit is going to ruin you or four. Plus, there are these demons called <i>grandbabies</i> that roll around trying to ingest your head, and if they do, then game over. You can never stop grandbabies from coming; kill one and it is immediately replaced. So now, not only can you not quite see what is going on, and you have been neutralized in combat, but you need to find your limbs or wait to regenerate them, while these babies try to suck you in. It becomes an exercise in frustration. 
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While there are many ways to adjust and level up Bryce, none of them make you any more cohesive, and all of this is made even more strange by the fact you can not seem to hold yourself together after one hit, and your abusive, fleshy partner in a short sweater skirt has no problem withstanding multiple demon attacks. Oh yeah, and the final boss batte is absolutely no fun.
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<i>NeverDead</i> has so much potential, with a few tweaks in every area, it could be a great game: clearer combat; more abilities and ability slots (being forced to juice up your guns or your sword is stupid when you are faced simultaneously with enemies immune to one or the other); give a little more depth or a little more camp to the characters (they hover impotently between the two); and less grandbabies.<br />
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The game is worth a cheap look and definitely worth a sequel, but it never reaches its potential in its first outing. It is original and smart, but the gameplay can’t keep up with it. It’s really unfortunate that <i>NeverDead</i> dies about halfway through, and it doesn’t seem worth your effort to pick up the pieces.  </p>

<p><br></p><p align=right><b><span style="color:#DC7D00;">Frag Dean</b></span> is a podcaster on <i><b><span style="color:#DC7D00;">Silly Frags</i></b></span>, available on iTunes, Sticher and <b><a href="http://www.sillyfrags.com" target="_blank">sillyfrags.com</a></b>. <a href="http://www.sillyfrags.com" target="_blank" /><img src="http://www.fanboysoftheuniverse.com/images/uploads/Frag_Dean.jpg" style="border: 0;" alt="image" width="74" height="100"/></a> 
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    <entry>
      <title>Comics: &#8220;From Headrack to Claude&#8221; Goes Digital</title>
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      <published>2012-02-15T14:40:39Z</published>
      <updated>2012-02-15T17:09:40Z</updated>
      <author>
            <name>FBOTU</name>
            <email>info@fanboysoftheuniverse.com</email>
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        <p>Good news for <b><span style="color:#DC7D00;">Howard Cruse</b></span> fans or anyone interested in groundbreaking gay comics! <b><a href="http://www.northwestpress.com" target="_blank">Northwest Press</a></b> has just released its third digital-only graphic novel through Apple&#8217;s iBooks: an edition of Howard Cruse&#8217;s <i><b><span style="color:#DC7D00;">From Headrack to Claude</b></i></span> designed specifically for the iPad. Cruse was the first editor of the classic <i>Gay Comix</i> and author of the seminal gay comic strip <i>Wendel</i>. He also created the award-winning civil-rights-era coming out story <i>Stuck Rubber Baby</i>, recently re-released by DC&#8217;s Vertigo imprint and featured here as a <b><a href="http://www.fanboysoftheuniverse.com/index.php/site/comments/stuck_rubber_baby_by_howard_cruse/<br />
" target="_blank">FBOTU Book Club Selection</a></b>. <i>From Headrack to Claude</i> collects Cruse&#8217;s other gay-themed comic strips from throughout his career, and includes numerous pages of backstory and additional illustrations.<br />
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Unlike 2009&#8217;s print edition, this digital version includes color strips, photos and illustrations and is 12 pages longer. The digital edition also includes Sean Wheeler&#8217;s half-hour documentary feature, <i>I Must Be Important ’Cause I’m in a Documentary!!</i>, which tells the story of Cruse&#8217;s life and career.
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<p>&#8220;Howard Cruse is a hero of mine,&#8221; says Northwest Press publisher <b><span style="color:#DC7D00;">Charles &#8220;Zan&#8221; Christensen</b></span>. &#8220;When I dipped my toe back into comics after college, one of the first books I stumbled across was <i>The Complete Wendel</i>. It was a revelation that there was a whole world of cartooning that dealt with real-world issues and showcased the lives of people I could relate to as a gay man. Howard and the other pioneers in queer cartooning paved the way for the vibrant LGBT comics community that we enjoy today, and it is fascinating to follow their journey through this book.&#8221;</p>

<p>&#8220;Bringing my gay life into my comics was hugely important to my development as a cartoonist,&#8221; says Cruse, &#8220;so it made sense for me to compile all of my gay stuff into a single book back in 2009. Seeing <i>From Headrack to Claude</i> re-imagined three years later for iPad adds fresh excitement to a project that was already personally fullfilling, since an eBook can reach readers in far-flung places so much faster and more effortlessly than a self-published, print-on-demand book can. Plus, my color comics can even be in color again!&#8221;</p>

<p><i>From Headrack to Claude</i> is available exclusively on the iPad, iPhone and iPod Touch through iBooks. Readers can download a free preview before purchasing the book.
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    <entry>
      <title>Kevin Keller: Boy Next Door</title>
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      <published>2012-02-14T15:23:17Z</published>
      <updated>2012-02-14T20:17:18Z</updated>
      <author>
            <name>Chance</name>
            <email>chance@fanboysoftheuniverse.com</email>
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        <p>It&#8217;s been well over a year since <b><span style="color:#DC7D00;">Kevin Keller</b></span> debuted in <i>Veronica</i> #202, and the popularity of Riverdale&#8217;s new golden boy shows no signs of slowing down. In the interest of full disclosure, I have to confess that I have two signed Kevin Keller prints hanging on the wall of FBOTU HQ. I walk by them every day and smile at the sheer impossibility and audacity of it all. Last week, the first issue of Kevin&#8217;s on-going solo series arrived in stores and online, and I&#8217;m going to do my best to discuss it objectively. But since I still can&#8217;t approach creator <b><span style="color:#DC7D00;">Dan Parent</b></span> at a con without bursting into tears, I&#8217;m not making any promises.<br />
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<i>Kevin Keller</i> #1 begins with a brief recap of who Kevin is and what his life is like in Riverdale. He&#8217;s an army brat, class president and brand new member of the Archie gang. Kevin even describes himself as &#8220;your typical boy next door,&#8221; which, in itself, is so quietly revolutionary, I had to go back and read it a few times. There&#8217;s no mistaking that Kevin is a role model. He works hard, loves his family and friends and excels in just about everything. Well, <i>almost</i> everything. Apparently, Kevin&#8217;s never had a date, and an earlier attempt ended before it could start.<br />
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Launching Kevin&#8217;s series with a dating issue is bold, to be sure, but not out of character for the strong direction we&#8217;ve seen since his introduction. This isn&#8217;t a TV series, in which a gay character may be introduced or hinted at, but then never actually has a social life for the duration of the series. This is Riverdale, where dating and crushes make up a significant portion of the plots, entanglements and comedy. Why shouldn&#8217;t Kevin get the same treatment?<br />
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The Archie gang takes the news of Kevin&#8217;s impending first date in stride. They even try to assuage his anxiety by offering helpful(?) suggestions. Betty tells him to be himself, though she admits that being herself hasn&#8217;t helped her land Archie. Reggie sees an opportunity to get in good with the class president, so he takes Kevin shopping for the perfect date outfit, which is a nice reversal of gender roles and expectations. Though Reggie&#8217;s idea of fashion leans more towards &#8220;pride parade&#8221; than &#8220;first date.&#8221;
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<b><span style="color:#DC7D00;">Straight eye for the queer guy.</b></span></p></center><p>
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Archie advises Kevin on what to do if he&#8217;s scheduled two dates at the same time, and Jughead (predictably) casts his vote for gastronomy over monogamy. But the true emotional core of the issue comes from Veronica. She&#8217;s upset she had to hear about Kevin&#8217;s date from Reggie. Surprisingly, she offers the same advice that Betty did in the beginning: &#8220;Don&#8217;t try to be anything but yourself!&#8221; The Veronica/Kevin friendship has been a stroke of genius thus far. Of course Veronica would have a gay best friend. And, of course, a gay guy would have Veronica as a best friend. It adds a layer and depth to both characters that makes it feel like Kevin has somehow been there all along.
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<b><span style="color:#DC7D00;">Move over, Will and Grace.</b></span></p></center><p>
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Later, when Kevin&#8217;s date actually arrives, he overcomes his clumsiness and anxiety thanks to the advice from his friends and the sweet and encouraging example set by his own parents.    <br />
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My only complaint with the issue is that Kevin&#8217;s date, Brian, doesn&#8217;t meet Kevin&#8217;s parents. Maybe they already know him? All we know is that he drives a convertible and likes movies. In fact, Kevin&#8217;s last date also drove a convertible. So, clearly Kevin has a thing for guys who drive convertibles. (Don&#8217;t we all?) Now that I think about it, though, I seem to recall that everyone in Riverdale drives a convertible. Still, he should have introduced himself to mom and dad. (I will assume he does, in fact, meet them, just off panel, on the last page.)     <br />
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There is definitely an art to writing Archie Comics. It has to be innocent and hopeful, but not cloying. The conflicts require some gravity, but can&#8217;t be too threatening. It&#8217;s a fine line to walk, and Dan Parent excels at keeping the perfect balance. It may be a revolutionary comic book about a gay teen, but the overall message is simple: Kevin is just like everyone else. This issue does a splendid job of placing Kevin comfortably in the world of Riverdale and in the lives of its most famous residents. And even though we know that Kevin gets married in a future issue of <i>Life with Archie</i>, I look forward to him facing the ups and downs of dating in Riverdale for the next 70 years or so.  <br />
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<b><span style="color:#DC7D00;">P.S.</b></span> While Kevin&#8217;s dad&#8217;s reference to building a &#8220;stone wall&#8221; may not, in fact, be a subliminal reference to Stonewall, the beginning of the gay civil rights movement, I&#8217;m choosing to believe it is.<br />
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<i>Kevin Keller</i> #1 is available at local comic shops, as well as digitally, via the Archie Comics or Comixology apps.
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    <entry>
      <title>Being Human: Skinemax Edition</title>
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      <published>2012-02-14T14:20:09Z</published>
      <updated>2012-02-14T14:33:10Z</updated>
      <author>
            <name>Jim C.</name>
            <email>haljordan303@gmail.com</email>
            <uri>http://sector1128.blogspot.com</uri>      </author>

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        <p>“Addicted to Love” is a great episode to show the debauchery that often comes with addiction, but perhaps it should have been called “Addicted to Carnal Gratification.” Season promos promised we’d see the characters give in to their frightening temptations, and boy do they finally deliver. Skin lovers rejoice; there is major nakedness in this episode of <i><b><span style="color:#DC7D00;">Being Human</i></b></span>.</p>

<p>From the opening scene, I thought I was watching a flick on Skinemax. Having body-jumped, our favorite ghost was in a full-on Sally Ride with the cute doctor; <b><span style="color:#DC7D00;">Aidan</b></span> and <b><span style="color:#DC7D00;">Suren</b></span> were high in a feasting, blood-sex stupor; and <b><span style="color:#DC7D00;">Josh</b></span> was involved in a foursome in a storage unit…scientifically planning how to monitor serotonin levels during the change. It can’t get any hotter.
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<b><span style="color:#DC7D00;">Woof.</b></span></p></center>

<p><b><span style="color:#DC7D00;">Sally</b></span> has been getting some serious action possessing <b><span style="color:#DC7D00;">Janet</b></span>, the cute doctor’s gal pal. Now, it’s tough to say if it’s the possession or the wall-banging sex that she’s addicted to, but either way she can’t stop, and she pays the price. She gets stuck. As Janet, she begs Josh to help her escape, but he confronts her with her addiction. While waiting to meet <b><span style="color:#DC7D00;">Dr. Feelgood</b></span>’s mother, Sally runs into her dark, smoky ghost and the impact literally ejects her from Janet’s body. Sally looks like death.</p>

<p>For four episodes, Aidan’s past has been taunting the audience, but in episode five, the dots finally connect. Power and sex-hungry <b><span style="color:#DC7D00;">Henry</b></span> uses Suren as a means to that end. Through flashback, at what resembles a 1920s Founder’s Ball, <b><span style="color:#DC7D00;">Mother</b></span> tells Suren they will move on and leave Henry behind. Desperate to see her love, Suren discovers Henry bone deep in one of the party guests. Enraged, she brutally attacks Henry’s conquest, exposing the coven and leading to no alternative but human slaughter, sending Suren six-feet under.</p>

<p>But now, Aidan and Suren have a great relationship. He satiates his bloodlust and, in turn, she gives him orders. When Mother calls, they appear, like teenagers busted in the middle of their virgin voyage. Mother sends Aidan away and reminds Suren that her release was an un-earned privilege, and she has no problem returning her lovely daughter to the grave. 
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<b><span style="color:#DC7D00;">Mitchell who?</b></span></p></center>

<p>From the beginning, Nora is against <b><span style="color:#DC7D00;">Connor</b></span>, <b><span style="color:#DC7D00;">Brynn</b></span> and their need to help Josh find a cure, but when Connor confronts her alone, at the hospital, it comes out that she’s actually afraid of a cure. Being the beast has become her addiction, and she wants to let her wolf out.</p>

<p>When <b><span style="color:#DC7D00;">Will</b></span>, Nora’s violent and abusive ex, shows up at the hospital begging her forgiveness, it pisses Josh off. Goaded by Connor, Josh’s anger fuels the revenge that becomes his addiction. He opens up that can of whoop-ass on Will, but Nora stops him. She doesn’t want Josh to become that violent, aggressive guy for her. </p>

<p>When the roommates gather at home for a little group support, a dazed Janet comes knocking with Sally’s memories in tow. Sally realizes she’s left a piece of herself inside Janet and needs to get it back. Sally goes to confront Janet and instead finds her obsessively drawing the black figure, clearly labeled, “The Reaper.” At least now she knows what’s after her. Is this what happens when you miss your door?</p>

<p>That night, as the moon rises, Suren and Aidan set out to eliminate the orphans. They find an abandoned nest, but it appears the vampires were tipped off by the oldest orphan of all, Henry.&nbsp; Knowing it could push the Princess off the edge, Aidan hides Henry from sight.</p>

<p>On her way to meet Josh, Nora encounters Brynn who lures her into exploring the wolf within. As Nora admits to stalking Will and verbalizing her fantasies of destroying him, the audience watches as Nora, Connor and Brynn, as a pack, hunt Will down and tear him to kibble. </p>

<p>This episode ends as naked as it began. Josh wakes up alone in a storage locker, while Nora wakes up in the forest, in a filthy, brother/sister three-way. Aidan says in his opening monologue, “When a monster sets sail for rock bottom, there’s no telling what destruction he’ll leave in his wake.” Tonight, every single character pulls the pin on his own addiction grenade.</p>

<p>Let the devastation begin.</p>

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    <entry>
      <title>Walking Dead: More of the Same</title>
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      <published>2012-02-13T13:00:44Z</published>
      <updated>2012-02-13T13:15:45Z</updated>
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        <p>And they&#8217;re back. </p>

<p>For some reason, AMC has made us wait three months for the return of <b><span style="color:#DC7D00;">The Walking Dead</b></span> which, if you ask me, wasn&#8217;t a very good idea considering the slow start to its second season.</p>

<p>I didn&#8217;t expect this episode to pick up at the exact moment they left us in the mid-season finale, but it sure does. &#8220;Nebraska&#8221; focuses largely on the aftermath of the zombie shootout and surprise ending of the previous episode, and for the first half of the episode, there isn&#8217;t really much of anything new. </p>

<p>Shane and Rick fight, Lori complains, Andrea sides with Shane, Maggie and Glenn make googly eyes at each other, Darryl tries to comfort Carol, and Herschel yells at everyone to get off his farm. </p>

<p>The only thing that&#8217;s changed is that now, no one is looking for Sophia anymore. Dale does open up to Lori about how he suspects Shane of foul play regarding Otis&#8217; death, and one of Herschel&#8217;s daughters faints in shock, but Herschel isn&#8217;t anywhere to be found. </p>

<p>The second half of the episode is much better and more interestingly told, with Rick and Glenn going out to look for Herschel. I won&#8217;t ruin what happens after they find him and talk, because it made for a tense and well-written scene, but Herschel has a great monologue about living in denial and giving up hope. Also, some important information regarding Fort Benning (our group&#8217;s destination) is divulged. Keep your ears open.</p>

<p>Also, for some reason, Lori thinks she needs to go look for Rick. Don&#8217;t ask me why. I honestly couldn&#8217;t tell you. But what happens to her&#8230;</p>

<p>Oh, Lori, you&#8217;re so stupid. </p>

<p>I can&#8217;t believe I&#8217;m saying this, but I think a few more zombies might actually help this show. I&#8217;ve said it before in my reviews that I believe any good zombie story is actually about the people left behind and <i>not</i> the zombies, but this show really needs to balance things out a bit more. Take a page from <i>Buffy</i> or any other show that has an equal amount of monster and human storytelling. Plus—I don&#8217;t know—add a gay character. As trivial as that sounds, it would certainly make me more interested. This group needs some new, interesting, fresh blood. Either that or attempt to make some of the existing characters&#8230;deeper. Because for a show about people on the run, <i>The Walking Dead</i> moves far, far too slow for me.</p>

<p>For more <i>Walking Dead</i> coverage on FBOTU, click <b><a href="http://www.fanboysoftheuniverse.com/index.php/site/C59/" title="here">here</a></b>.</p>

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      <title>Movie Review: To Hell And Black</title>
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      <published>2012-02-07T14:34:52Z</published>
      <updated>2012-02-14T15:27:53Z</updated>
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        <p>Daniel Radcliffe gets the Potter scared out of him by Hammer Studios and <i><b><span style="color:#DC7D00;">The Woman In Black</b></span></i>. And you will, too.</p>

<p><b><span style="color:#DC7D00;">WARNING: MAY CONTAIN MILD SPOILERS!</b></span></p>

<p>Arthur Kipps (<b><span style="color:#DC7D00;">Daniel Radcliffe</b></span>) is a young widower still shaken up over the death of his wife four years earlier while giving birth to their son Joseph. In order to support his struggling family and save his job at a law firm, he accepts the task of going to the remote town of Crythin Grifford to attend to the legal affairs of the recently diseased Alice Drablow. Upon arriving, he finds that the locals want nothing to do with him and can&#8217;t wait to get him back on the train to London. Once Arthur visits Drablow&#8217;s manor, Eel Marsh, he begins seeing images of a mysterious woman in black, whose appearance is said to foretell the death of a child. Soon, Arthur realizes that there is more to Eel Marsh and the town than it appears…and that he and his son may be in danger.</p>

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<i><b><span style="color:#DC7D00;">Reach out, I&#8217;ll be there…when you least expect it.</i></b></span></p></center>

<p><b><span style="color:#DC7D00;">Susan Hill</b></span>&#8216;s novel <I>The Woman In Black</I> has been previously adapted, both as a long-running play and successful UK TV movie. For its first project in years, the venerable <b><span style="color:#DC7D00;">Hammer Film Studios</b></span> has created a new adaptation that&#8217;s both old-fashioned and refreshing in a time of 3D slasher films, cheap found-footage jump cuts and gratuitous torture porn. Directed by <b><span style="color:#DC7D00;">James Watkins</b></span> and scripted by the always-reliable <b><span style="color:#DC7D00;">Jane Goldman</b></span>, the film is a foreboding, claustrophobic piece of gothic cosmic horror that may very well be the most frightening horror film in years.</p>

<p>The film largely succeeds based on its simplicity. There is next to nothing in the way of obvious CGI, and most of the supernatural goings-on are done with practical effects: a sudden, liquid movement in an out-of-focus background, a shadow passing over a mirror. While they are often unfortunately and needlessly punctuated with the omnipresent orchestral stab that horror films are contractually bound to include, the effects are seamlessly integrated into the frame. It encourages the viewer to study the backgrounds carefully, drawing the audience in along with Arthur into a slowly-constricting grip of heart-stopping terror.
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<i><b><span style="color:#DC7D00;">Quiet, secluded, a definite fixer-upper. Some trouble with animated corpses.</i></b></span></p></center>

<p>The story is told almost entirely from Arthur&#8217;s perspective, with very few scenes outside his immediate gaze. The film largely avoids making us question Arthur&#8217;s sanity, as it becomes clear very quickly that he actually is surrounded by vengeful ghosts and unexplained events. Daniel Radcliffe is given both the task of making us believe Arthur&#8217;s situation and making the audience forget about the <b><span style="color:#DC7D00;">Harry Potter</b></span> films. He succeeds on both, signaling that he has a promising career outside of Hogwarts. Radcliffe wisely never overplays Arthur&#8217;s reactions. As the film goes on, and the hauntings become more severe, he serves as both an audience surrogate and a companion in the investigation behind the Eel Marsh events. It&#8217;s easy to be drawn into his circumstances, but difficult to then find yourself separated from them.
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<i><b><span style="color:#DC7D00;">Where&#8217;s a &#8220;Salvio Hexia&#8221; spell when you need one?</i></b></span></p></center>

<p>The middle act of the film, where Arthur explores Eel Marsh on his own, is almost entirely non-verbal aside from a &#8220;Who&#8217;s there?&#8221; Radcliffe effectively conveys Arthur&#8217;s trepidation, curiosity and dread using everything from subtle facial cues to an uncertain gait. It&#8217;s this section that makes the film as frightening as it is. Without another human to bounce words off of, and without any way to remove himself from the grounds, Arthur has no choice but to slowly come to realize the full nature of the darkness that surrounds him. To say he&#8217;s unprepared is being generous, but he&#8217;s no less ill-equipped than the audience following him. Each new revelation adds deeper mystery to the situation, and the film refuses to give us easy answers or explanations.
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<i><b><span style="color:#DC7D00;">Pictured: the begining of the end of your sanity.</i></b></span></p></center>

<p>In fact, the film&#8217;s main theme revolves around the human need to rationalize the unknown, even when such rationalization is entirely outside of human logic. While the film may immediately remind people of a <b><span style="color:#DC7D00;">Dickensian</b></span> ghost story, it quickly becomes clear that the film owes much more to the works of <b><span style="color:#DC7D00;">H. P. Lovecraft</b></span>. Arthur is a perfect Lovecraft protagonist, and the Woman In Black is a perfect avatar of the unknowable other. The Woman In Black is said to kill only when she is seen; only when humanity tries to understand the unknowable motives of the cosmic forces outside their control. Trying to find a solution to the hauntings doesn&#8217;t help to stop the terror. The Woman In Black isn&#8217;t a simple mystery. She&#8217;s completely outside logical thought, a harbinger of doom and madness that can&#8217;t be appeased by a simple scavenger hunt. There are no scenes of Arthur visiting an old librarian to find out the Woman&#8217;s history. He&#8217;s left without the footing guaranteed by reason, as is the audience.</p>

<p>If the film has any flaws, it&#8217;s that it&#8217;s too short and that <b><span style="color:#DC7D00;">Marco Beltrami</b></span> fills his otherwise excellent, shadowy score with too many sonic jump cuts. But those shouldn&#8217;t detract from what is an amazingly effective and frightening film that succeeds equally on both a visceral and psychological level. Daniel Radcliffe proves that he&#8217;s a fantastic actor on his own, softly handsome and easily sympathetic. Cultivating a stark, yet rich atmosphere of choking dread and inescapable horror, <I>The Woman In Black</I> is a strong reminder of what a true horror film should be.&nbsp; <br />
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<B>Rating:</B> 8 out of 10 / B+</p>

<p align=right><b><a href="http://www.fanboysoftheuniverse.com/index.php/forums/member/21/" title="JOHNNY M">JOHNNY M</a></b> is a frequent FBOTU contributor and slept with the lights on last night.&nbsp; <a href="http://www.fanboysoftheuniverse.com/index.php/forums/member/21/" title="<img src="http://www.fanboysoftheuniverse.com/images/uploads/JohnnyPortrait2.jpg" style="border: 0;" alt="image" width="74" height="100" /><img src="http://www.fanboysoftheuniverse.com/images/uploads/JohnnyPortrait2.jpg" style="border: 0;" alt="image" width="74" height="100" /> 
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      <title>Movie Review: Origin Issues</title>
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      <published>2012-02-07T12:59:05Z</published>
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        <p>With found footage comes found responsibility for the troubled telekinetic teenagers of <i><b><span style="color:#DC7D00;">Chronicle</i></b></span>.</p>

<p><b><span style="color:#DC7D00;">WARNING: MAY CONTAIN MILD (AND SHAKY) SPOILERS!</b></span></p>

<p>Andrew (<b><span style="color:#DC7D00;">Dane DeHaan</b></span>) has a rough life. His father (<b><span style="color:#DC7D00;">Michael Kelly</b></span>) is an abusive alcoholic, his mother is dying of cancer, and he&#8217;s the designated victim for the bullies both in his neighborhood and high school. The closest thing he has to a friend is his cousin Matt (<b><span style="color:#DC7D00;">Alex Russell</b></span>). Andrew begins documenting his life on video, which goes about as well for those around him as one might expect given the circumstances. While attending a rave in a secluded barn, Andrew and Matt are convinced by school top jock Steve (<b><span style="color:#DC7D00;">Michael B. Jordan</b></span>) to investigate a strange hole in the middle of the forest where they find a large, glowing…thing. Shortly thereafter, the boys discover that they have developed telekinetic abilities that are steadily growing more and more powerful. When Andrew begins to use his abilities to take revenge on the people who&#8217;ve wronged him, the three boys find themselves in a power struggle that may destroy everything and everyone around them.</p>

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<i><b><span style="color:#DC7D00;">It&#8217;s all fun and games until someone loses a life.</i></b></span></p></center>

<p>At the start of 2012, two sub-genres of film have reached the point commonly referred to as <i>played out</i>: the found footage film and the superhero origin story. For every <I><b><span style="color:#DC7D00;">REC</b></span></I> there&#8217;s two of <I><b><span style="color:#DC7D00;">The Devil Wtihin</b></span></I> and for every <I><b><span style="color:#DC7D00;">X-Men: First Class</b></span></I>, there&#8217;s an <I><b><span style="color:#DC7D00;">X-Men Origins: Wolverine</b></span></I>. Combining the two may sound like a recipe for disaster, but director <b><span style="color:#DC7D00;">Josh Trank</b></span> and screenwriter <b><span style="color:#DC7D00;">Max Landis</b></span> (son of director <b><span style="color:#DC7D00;">John Landis</b></span>) have developed a compelling, original take on these tropes that injects new life into both of them.&nbsp; </p>

<p>By documenting the characters&#8217; development through modern society&#8217;s favorite form of narcissism—the ubiquitous camera lens—Trank and Landis give the film&#8217;s setting and cast an undeniable level of realism. When <I><b><span style="color:#DC7D00;">The Blair Witch Project</b></span></I> ignited the found footage craze, all the way back in the dark ages of 1999, increasingly more ludicrous excuses for the documenting cameras had to be invented. However, in <I>Chronicle</I>, the camera is just another fact of life. Andrew&#8217;s camera isn&#8217;t the only source of footage: there&#8217;s the camera of a high school video blogger, security footage, police cameras and, of course, the cell phones of random bystanders engaged in the 21st-century version of rubbernecking. Once Andrew gains enough control of his powers to levitate the camera and have it hovering around him anytime he wants, the film takes on a more cinematic sheen. It&#8217;s as if the film is maturing along with its protagonists.
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<i><b><span style="color:#DC7D00;">Dark cave, old camera, no survival skills. What could possibly go wrong?.</i></b></span></p></center>

<p>It&#8217;s become almost cliche to have a found footage film result because a character has the inexplicable desire to record everything he or she sees. In the era of YouTube stardom and viral videos, it doesn&#8217;t seem nearly as implausible as it used to. When Steve asks Andrew point blank why he records everything, he flatly responds, &#8220;Maybe I want a barrier.&#8221; The video footage is Andrew&#8217;s way of immortalizing himself, of making him feel as if he matters. He&#8217;s routinely degraded both at home and at school and made to feel the outcast. The video makes him feel a part of the world as much as it cuts him off from it. As the film progresses and the boys become more confident and public with their powers, more and more of the scenes are filmed through cameras other than Andrew&#8217;s. Finally, he&#8217;s succeeded: he&#8217;s become a part of the culture by becoming a constant subject of our cameras.&nbsp; </p>

<p>To say that this doesn&#8217;t go over well would be a gross understatement. The more scrutiny Andrew faces, the more he lashes out. It comes as no surprise that Andrew is the first to use his powers violently. While the boys at first engage in relatively harmless pranks—moving someone&#8217;s car in a parking lot, terrorizing a little girl with a floating teddy bear—things quickly take on a sinister turn when Andrew first uses his powers to send an annoying motorist hurtling off the road and into a lake. Matt tries to lay down rules for their powers, but how do you place rules on someone who can use city buses as javelins and can fly as high as a jumbo jet? The powers amplify the boys&#8217; true personalities, exposing every fear, insecurity and hope all at once. Steve just wants to have fun and be cool, while Matt wants to have an orderly, normal life. Andrew, however, wants validation, and like a child acting out just to get attention (any attention), he&#8217;s willing to do anything to do it.
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<i><b><span style="color:#DC7D00;">Oh, we can&#8217;t have nice things.</i></b></span></p></center>

<p>The film really belongs to Andrew, and Dane DeHaan does a fantastic job in making Andrew more than a disaffected loner. He&#8217;s highly sympathetic, even when he starts to use his powers to fuel his personal vendettas. DeHaan is secure and confident in his understanding of Andrew and the circumstances that have beaten him into the traumatized emotional victim he&#8217;s become. He&#8217;s a complex antihero turned villain, his origins instantly recognizable and relatable. It&#8217;s hard to actively dislike him, since he connects in some way to the deep feeling of social disconnect that most of us have felt at one point or another.&nbsp; </p>

<p>The other boys may not be as central to the film&#8217;s driving action, but they&#8217;re just as vibrant. Michael B. Jordan&#8217;s Steve is a clever subversion of the typical depiction of non-Caucasians in superhero films. Of all the boys, he&#8217;s the most respected, most social and most connected. He&#8217;s the star of the school, with a letterman jacket and a cheerleader girlfriend. Steve&#8217;s glee at his new found powers is just one more bit of cool added to the mix, and Jordan is great at getting this across. Alex Russell&#8217;s Matt is perhaps the most dynamic of the trio, however. Starting out as a pretentious too-cool-for-school type who constantly drops names of various philosophers (while not quite getting their ideas right), the powers give him a new found confidence and an ironic doorway to the movie-tale life he seeks. He starts dating pretty, intelligent video blogger Casey (Ashley Hinshaw) and seems to actually become more handsome as his powers improve (while Andrew appears to become more burned out). It&#8217;s perhaps inevitable that he and Andrew would come into conflict as Matt becomes more part of society and Andrew becomes more outside of it.
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<i><b><span style="color:#DC7D00;">Not seen: a copy of the Dark Phoenix Saga.</i></b></span></p></center>

<p>The film never explains how or why the boys were &#8220;gifted&#8221; with telekinesis. The glowing thing is obviously of alien origin and appears to have crashed onto our planet. It&#8217;s purpose and mechanisms, however, are never made clear. That&#8217;s actually for the best, though. The how isn&#8217;t necessarily important for this story; it&#8217;s much more concerned with the question, &#8220;So now what?&#8221; Was the thing a deliberate delivery to encourage human development, like the monoliths in <I><b><span style="color:#DC7D00;">2001: A Space Odyssey</b></span></I>? Or is it a new version of <b><span style="color:#DC7D00;">Lovecraft&#8217;s</b></span> <I><b><span style="color:#DC7D00;">The Colour Out Of Space</b></span></I>? While steps are put into place to suggest that the thing may be explained more in future installments, the film is content to make the audience speculate on the answer. Unlike films like <I><b><span style="color:#DC7D00;">Cloverfield</b></span></I>, <I>Chronicle</I> never reveals too much and is all the better for it.</p>

<p>The film&#8217;s style is both its most interesting aspect and its biggest downfall. Although video cameras have become more and more sophisticated since the <I>Blair Witch</I> days, they&#8217;re still not <b><span style="color:#DC7D00;">James Cameron</b></span>&#8216;s <b><span style="color:#DC7D00;">Fusion System Camera</b></span>. The relative graininess of the medium allows the special effects to blend in easier with the setting. Aside from a few moments toward the beginning, it really looks as if we have documentary footage of telekinetic teenagers. When they finally learn to fly (by using telekinesis on themselves), it&#8217;s a rush for the audience because we feel as if we&#8217;re right up in the clouds with them (along with that incoming jumbo jet). However, by the end of the film, the camera conceit begins to stretch plausibility. As Seattle is trashed in an epic superpower battle, the excuses for camera lenses become more strained and the film cross-cuts between sources at a dizzying rate. While it&#8217;s thrilling to be in a car while its being flung through the air and the camera operator has a panic attack, it&#8217;s in clear &#8220;TURN THE CAMERA OFF, YOU IDIOT!&#8221; territory. 
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<i><b><span style="color:#DC7D00;">I find your lack of HD disturbing.</i></b></span></p></center>

<p>But then the realization hits you that this is not so unrealistic after all. This is simply how many people operate today, constantly hooked into a lens. It makes sense that the boys would videotape everything. How else will they show the world how cool they are? In a world of <b><span style="color:#DC7D00;">Snookis</b></span> and <b><span style="color:#DC7D00;">Chris Carters</b></span>, it&#8217;s the quickest and surest way to widespread notoriety. At the same time, the camera is seen as a facet of emotional immaturity, an obvious coping mechanism to protect and understand a world we have no control over. The superboys of <I>Chronicle</I> are as human, fallible and flawed as everybody else, even more so after they gain their powers. You <I>will</I> believe that an 18-year-old boy can fly…and blast holes into buildings. Trank and Landis more than understand the allure and fascination with metahuman exploits, and as a result, the film is a thrilling bit of immediate gratification that isn&#8217;t immediately forgotten after the credits roll. If only all superhero origin films (*cough* <I><b><span style="color:#DC7D00;">Green Lantern</b></span></I> *cough cough*) were so dynamic, arresting and realistic.</p>

<p><B>Rating:</B> 8 out of 10 / A-</p>

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      <title>Being Human: Constant Craving</title>
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      <published>2012-02-06T06:07:19Z</published>
      <updated>2012-02-14T15:27:20Z</updated>
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        <p>With no tremendous cliffhanger last week, I spent this week of anticipation not torturing myself with “what if” scenarios, but instead revisiting the entertainment of the first three episodes. From this, I discovered two things about <b><span style="color:#DC7D00;">Sally</b></span>: there are some damned witty one-liners from our favorite ghost girl, and the <i><b><span style="color:#DC7D00;">Being Human</i></b></span> episode soundtracks are very much like her (e.g., haunting).</p>

<p>“(I Loathe You) For Sentimental Reasons” is all about self-loathing and has some pretty strong underlying tones most gays can identify with. In <b><span style="color:#DC7D00;">Josh</b></span>’s opening monologue, he spouts, “Most people pretend to be something they’re not. If you hate what you are, you’ll do anything to deny it. We put so much work into hiding what’s really there, but in the end, the only one your lie ever fools is you.”</p>

<p><b><span style="color:#DC7D00;">Aidan</b></span> spends the whole episode trying to pretend he’s got it together when he’s actually falling to pieces from bloodthirst.&nbsp; His blood hooker is literally tapped out and sends him away, but besides his anger, his only other concern is her silence. </p>

<p>Through flashbacks to 1930 Boston, Aidan’s relationship with <b><span style="color:#DC7D00;">Suren</b></span> is developed. Eighty years ago, he was still her guardian, and like any child, she challenges her mother’s control. While Aidan understands her behavior, he treats his own “son,” <b><span style="color:#DC7D00;">Henry</b></span>, the same way. It’s no wonder Aidan’s rejection of Suren drives her straight into Henry’s bed…err, arms.</p>

<p>Back in present day, Suren introduces Aidan to a mob boss who has a tempting proposition. Turn him and, in kind, he’ll bring into the fold all of the benefits the mob can offer. Aidan is hesitant, but when he returns to the blood den and is faced with feeding off a pre-pubescent girl, his repulsion drives his need to stop hiding.</p>

<p>Josh is always trying to suppress the wolf, deathly afraid someone will find out what he is, when he meets the were-twins. In the hospital, Josh is sniffed out by a girl whose brother has been admitted to psych lockdown. She comes out to Josh and begs for his help in a rescue. Josh sends her away and sneaks into the room where her brother is tied down and struggling. I can only imagine what happens behind those closed doors.</p>

<p>Grateful for Josh&#8217;s help, they treat him to a night on the town. While seeing Josh in a dance club is awkward enough, it’s not nearly as painful as hearing the were-twins announce they are purebred. Gaga, take the wheel. They actually say, “We were born this way.” How gay. Josh also learns they self-medicate, taking “Wolf Xanax” (wolfsbane) to control Connor’s feral outbursts. When Connor learns Josh is looking for a cure, he offers to be the research benefactor. Josh is torn. Connor’s a tool. Why would he want to partner with that? Aidan, however, helps him realize that he could get his life (and Nora’s) back by doing it.</p>

<p>What Josh discovers is that his newfound friends are his polar opposites. While he’s fighting to find a way to get rid of the wolf forever, they’re searching to become the wolf. AHA! There’s that hidden agenda. His heartstrings finally give in. He can’t be without at least one gag-inducing, puppy-dog moment in the show.</p>

<p>Sally’s continuing her quest for reincarnation, but noticing that <b><span style="color:#DC7D00;">Nurse Zoe</b></span> has no dateable social skills, she turns her focus to getting Zoe some action. Zoe, on the other hand, insists Sally join ghost therapy. It’s uncomfortable watching these two help each other. Severely.</p>

<p>In therapy, enter <b><span style="color:#DC7D00;">Nick</b></span>, Sally’s ever-drowning love interest from Season 1. Sally can see something in Nick has changed and his invitation to hang out rekindles her feelings for him. Regrettably, Sally learns Nick and Zoe have become involved in an inter-spatial relationship, and Nick no longer relives his death every day because of it. What a blow to Sally’s self-esteem. This rejection pushes Sally into an abyss where she discovers possession as her escape. Like the others, she can’t hide from her true nature.</p>

<p>In the premiere recap, I thought Suren was making a play for Boston. Capturing Aiden was the first step. Mission accomplished. She and Aidan eventually turn the mob boss in an all-out feast and the power-play move of the season. Suren says it best at the end of the episode, and who wouldn’t agree?</p>

<p>“Mother is going to be pissed.”</p>

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    <entry>
      <title>Vampire Diaries: Family Matters</title>
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      <published>2012-02-05T10:29:26Z</published>
      <updated>2012-02-05T10:34:27Z</updated>
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        <p>Wow. Where do I begin? Before I dissect all the twisted family dynamics at play in &#8220;Bringing Out the Dead,&#8221; this week&#8217;s episode of <i><b><span style="color:#DC7D00;">The Vampire Diaries</i></b></span>, let me share one quick non-sequiter thought. <b><span style="color:#DC7D00;">WARNING: Spoilers!</b></span> My favorite professor in college used to say, &#8220;All metaphors break down at some point.&#8221; For the vampire=gay metaphor, it usually breaks down once you get past the angst and into the killing. With that in mind, let&#8217;s consider for a moment the layers upon layers of metaphor, subtext and role reversal at play in <b><span style="color:#DC7D00;">Bill</b></span>&#8216;s last scene with <b><span style="color:#DC7D00;">Caroline</b></span>. </p>

<p>Bill, a gay, is no fan of vampires, but has come to accept his daughter for who and what she is. Yet, when given the choice to become a vampire to save his own life, he chooses death and tells Caroline it&#8217;s just what he believes. I have often said there&#8217;s a limit to acceptance, no matter how many PFLAG buttons someone is wearing. Does your straight father really accept you if he chooses death over a one-night-stand with a poker buddy? That particular metaphor is a little fuzzy, I admit, but you get the idea. It&#8217;s like saying, &#8220;I support your decision to move to New York, but I&#8217;d rather die than visit you there.&#8221; See what I&#8217;m getting at? Caroline certainly seems at peace with Bill&#8217;s choice not to embrace her lifestyle, even as a life-saving measure. The whole thing left me feeling way more conflicted than it did Caroline. But I am glad they mentioned Bill&#8217;s ex, Steven, which I&#8217;m choosing to view as a reference to the last gay <b><span style="color:#DC7D00;">Jack Coleman</b></span> played: Steven Carrington on <i>Dynasty</i>. </p>

<p>All right, that&#8217;s one twisted family dynamic down. Let&#8217;s look at <b><span style="color:#DC7D00;">Bonnie</b></span> and <b><span style="color:#DC7D00;">Abby</b></span>. First, let me say that, &#8220;You have no powers and I don&#8217;t trust you&#8221; has replaced &#8220;You&#8217;re a virgin who can&#8217;t drive&#8221; as my go-to insult. It really covers everything; try it sometime. I get that Bonnie is bitter about her mom abandoning her, but even I couldn&#8217;t prevent an involuntary eye roll when she tells Abby the story about the mom who loved her kids so much she turned them into vampires. I get that you&#8217;re trying to twist the knife a bit there, Bonnie, but again, metaphors do break down, and I don&#8217;t think anyone really advocates parents sentencing their children to an eternity of misery, murder and doppelgängers. But I&#8217;m going to let that slide, because Bonnie soon realizes she needs mom and needs mom to <i>try</i> to need her in order to get that mysterious casket open. I feel for Abby, though. I do. You don&#8217;t see your daughter for 16-17 years and when she shows up on your doorstep and interrupts your idyllic life with your hot stepson, it&#8217;s because she needs your help to kill the king of the vampires/werewolves. It&#8217;s a lot to ask, and it leaves them both successful and unconscious. Where do they go from here? Is it enough mother/daughter bonding to erase the past?</p>

<p>Next, it&#8217;s <b><span style="color:#DC7D00;">Elena</b></span> and <b><span style="color:#DC7D00;">Alaric</b></span>&#8216;s turn. Does anyone else think that Elena may be cracking just a bit? Who could blame her, really? The girl has been through a lot, and this season has been particularly brutal emotionally. Yet, there&#8217;s something very raw and needy about her adoption of Alaric as a member of her family. I guess since she&#8217;s lost or exiled everyone else, he&#8217;s taken on mythic proportions in her head. I know he takes on mythic proportions in <i>my</i> head, and I wish they&#8217;d just do it already. I fear that the more she builds him up, the harder it&#8217;s going to be for her when that ring finally gives out and he dies for good. Then there&#8217;s <b><span style="color:#DC7D00;">Matt</b></span>. Elena gets the call that Caroline&#8217;s dad has died, and what does she do? She asks Matt to stay with her until Alaric wakes up. Not only does she equate her temporary loss of Alaric with Caroline&#8217;s permanent loss of her father, but she elevates her own emotions over Caroline&#8217;s. I really expected her to tell Matt to go to Caroline, but no. Maybe <b><span style="color:#DC7D00;">Klaus</b></span> is right; maybe Matt is the normal, boring, blonde football player Elena really needs to be happy. </p>

<p>Lastly, let&#8217;s look at Brotherpalooza over at the Klaus House. <b><span style="color:#DC7D00;">Damon</b></span> and <b><span style="color:#DC7D00;">Stefan</b></span> are there to stall for more time for Bonnie, but can barely stand to be in the presence of one another. Klaus and <b><span style="color:#DC7D00;">Elijah</b></span> are no better off, since Elijah is clearly over Klaus&#8217;s ego trip and constant staking of him and his siblings. Then, just to add salt to everyone&#8217;s wounds, Klaus pushes Elijah to tell the story of the original Elena: <b><span style="color:#DC7D00;">Tatia</b></span>. Two brothers in love with the same, doomed woman. Sound familiar? It&#8217;s the perfect story to put everyone in a bad mood. Things go from bad to worse, though, when Klaus forces Damon&#8217;s hand (and forces Stefan&#8217;s into the fire). Elijah and Damon unstake the other siblings, who then take turns stabbing Klaus. Damon and Stefan are dismissed, and they seem to tacitly agree that no matter how f**ked up their relationship is, it could be worse. The Originals are about to punish Klaus the only way they can, by leaving him, when one more family member arrives at the party. Who had Mom in the &#8220;Who&#8217;s in the casket?&#8221; pool? Klaus assumes she&#8217;s there to exact revenge, but it turns out Mom has been watching a lot of <i>Oprah</i> in her centuries-long hibernation, because she&#8217;s all about forgiveness. Can she make all the Originals behave? How long before one of them shoves her back in the coffin? Would you want your mother to move in with you for all eternity? </p>

<p><b><span style="color:#DC7D00;">P.S.</b></span> In the midst of all the family drama, there&#8217;s a new serial killer on the loose. Someone who has knowledge and access to the gang&#8217;s weapons. All signs point to <b><span style="color:#DC7D00;">Katherine</b></span>, which is why we can absolutely rule her out. If I know one thing about <i>VD</i>, it&#8217;s that they like their twists and turns. And that is why I&#8217;m guessing it&#8217;s <b><span style="color:#DC7D00;">Jeremy</b></span>. Yes, Jeremy. He&#8217;s been compelled by Klaus and by Damon. He&#8217;s been dead and resurrected by his witch girlfriend. Two of his previous girlfriends are now dead. He&#8217;s long overdue for a meltdown. But why start with the medical examiner? Was he just in the wrong place at the wrong time? Or is Jeremy sending a message to all the Founder families. If so, who&#8217;s next? 
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      <title>Being Human: Bang&#45;Fest</title>
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      <published>2012-02-01T15:01:51Z</published>
      <updated>2012-02-01T15:21:52Z</updated>
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        <p>Waiting a week for a new <i><b><span style="color:#DC7D00;">Being Human</i></b></span> episode is like <b><span style="color:#DC7D00;">Aidan</b></span> trying to survive on bagged blood. It’s painful waiting for your next fix, and any substitute you find just leaves a nasty taste in your mouth. I now understand why addictions can be so incapacitating.</p>

<p>Episode 3, “All Out Of Blood,” begins, as all <i>BH</i> episodes do, with a thoughtful voice-over talking about the pain we cause in the wake of our own destruction, and there’s a lot of pain in this episode.</p>

<p>For their first transformation together, <b><span style="color:#DC7D00;">Josh</b></span> does something truly romantic for <b><span style="color:#DC7D00;">Nora</b></span>. He rents side-by-side, his and hers storage units at the local Stor-Ur-Self and whips out the video camera. That’s correct second date protocol, right? Even though <b><span style="color:#DC7D00;">Sally</b></span> agrees to be their jailer, Nora still isn’t convinced that recorded solitary confinement is the best way to get used to her new life. Josh explains that it’s his need to find a cure for the both of them. With a tear in her eye, Nora agrees and they give each other very cutesy puppy-love kisses.</p>

<p>Aidan, on the other hand, is exploring romance of a different kind. He continues to have hot sex with his new fling <b><span style="color:#DC7D00;">Julia</b></span>, who has managed to get an internship at the hospital despite the impression she left us with in the last episode. Soon, she and Aidan will we working together, which will make it even harder to control his urges. Aidan won’t drink &#8220;live” blood, but at least he has that endless hospital supply to keep his urges under control, right?</p>

<p>Wrong! That crazy hospital has finally caught on and locked the blood supply closet. Without his vampire methodone, Aidan can’t resist the urge to feed. Though this puts Julia in some serious jeopardy, he doesn’t hesitate taking her back to his place to “tap that ass” (as Sally puts it; she really is one of the guys). To control his urges, Aidan excuses himself mid-passion to get some “water” and runs into his best bud Josh.</p>

<p>Okay, do straight guys really do this? They each have an attractive naked woman upstairs, and yet they end up bonding in the kitchen over snacks. These were the tactics I employed to avoid intimacy with girlfriends in high school. Bromance or not, something about this intimacy does not say straight to me. As Aidan heads back upstairs, Josh gives him a thumbs-up. Yes, Josh, that was douchey. Regardless, the bang-fest begins.</p>

<p>Sally meets a living nurse at the hospital whose gift of “second sight” allows her to see ghosts and help spirits move on being reincarnated into the bodies of newborns. Since she missed her own door, this becomes Sally’s new mission. She’ll do anything to get Nurse Zoey’s help, but when the dark entity stops her from hijacking a newborn, Sally realizes that’s not her way to move on.</p>

<p>Oh right, that pain Josh mentioned in the opening monologue? It comes back to bite him hard. After the Aidan/Julia and Josh/Nora bang-a-palooza, the roommates finally get to meet Aidan’s walk-of-shame girlfriend. Her secret hits with a total blindside. She’s <i>the</i> Julia, as in Josh’s jilted ex-fiancé Julia. Wow! Isn’t that in violation of some kind of bro-code? Let’s see. Who isn’t feeling some sort of pain or discomfort when this comes out? </p>

<p>They all process it differently. Josh confronts Aidan about endangering Julia and staying loyal to their friendship. Nora becomes defiant, refuses to turn in storage, and stalks a very bitter Julia. And Aidan? As his blood withdrawls get worse, he deteriorates into the monster he’s been fighting inside. His last shameful act is feeding from an aging blood hooker and tripping through a haze in a blood drug den.</p>

<p>Josh says at the opening, “Once you open some doors, you can never close them again.” As this episode ends, every door is blown wide open.</p>

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